Yer Fave Gayz 4Ever Poll!

how do i pick only one of these

i totally forgot mister persnickety! :(((

if there were a chronic waiter who didn't match any other description, then him.

gotta go with "mister friendly"

but lolololol at "trucker/trucker-bait"

i'd also like to know more about "opera man"--is that literal? dude wants to listen to and talk about opera a lot?

"kinda looks like sting"
LOL

"dude wants to listen to and talk about opera a lot?"

and then some!

http://www.saunalahti.fi/cyntzz/Pics/Turandot.jpg

scott pls post more pix to help me decide
need to see "tommy salami"
=)

i gotta hit the hay. just make sure you think long and hard about tommy being your choice.

okay, before i go, google image search for "tommy salami":

http://www.sdkingsclub.com/images/Tommy/tommy_pic.jpg

except that's a woman:

http://www.sdkingsclub.com/tommy_bio.html

http://chud.com/nextraimages/valkyrie2.jpeg

there is a certain type of damaged and helpless gay with a floral print comforter who is not represented here.

http://chud.com/nextraimages/valkyrie2.jpe

I voted for "tweeked beyond repair" but probably should have voted for "scat attack"

http://a194.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_549a271a89ff9a15b17e34e59e6ab8f9.gif

where's "avid baseball fan"?

and "spielberg apologist"

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ME. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ALWAYS <b>ME</b>.

and where's "World's Greatest Dad"

(THE ME ALSO FORGETS ILX'S HTML ISSUES.)

Where is fopgoth artfag?

What, no "sweater vest"?

I pick "never pays for lunch" because I really do enjoy his stories and he is endlessly amusing, not to mention his eternal and fruitless quest to find a social location where he can have a smoke.

Wrong answers not represented here:

Tori Amos fan
body odor cultivator (not on purpose)
best friend is a Corgi
best friend is a Corgi NO NOT THAT WAY EW EW EW
"I feel that 'gay,' 'straight,' and 'bi' are such limiting categories, don't you?"
defined by extreeeemely specific fetish
multi-year Burning Man attendee
sexless workaholic
priest
lives at piano bars
it was just a phase
classics scholar following Greek model
neuter/nullo
recent immigrant w/family unafraid of honor-killing
no taste whatsoever
three or more anti-depressants at once
old school activist (ACT UP-era)
old school activist (Anita Bryant-era)
oolld school activist (GLF-era)
ooollld school activist (Mattachine-era)
"queer"
asshole who stole my wallet
yoga man

where is thin funny moustachioed uncle who went to london in the late 60s and never returned home, who sent his mother photos in white vinyl frames?

internet sadgay

internet hardgay!
http://www.dailynihon.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/hardgay.jpg

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i'm going for "old school locker room sniffer" because, well, someone has to

no andy warhol, no credibility

"recent immigrant w/family unafraid of honor-killing"

heehee! oh michael i wish there was a way to add yer list to mine. i confess i got a little sleepy and had to stop. and i totally forgot "zombie-like ken doll" as well.

you forgot my uncle: vitamin-chomping, young-friend cultivating, absent-gazing accountant

I accidentally posted on scott's thing without logging out. that's my vietnam-damaged, cryptic uncle.

I'd vote for "Well, he never married did he?" if he was there. As it is I went for older perfumed & loaded (and vaguely persian).

Oh come on, like anyone would vote for Yoga Man. Worst gay ever.

Depends on the tantric possibilities.

nobody can hold a finger to the most attractive black lady I've ever seen working at the drugstore whose nametag read "SEVEN" and well miss it's just too bad about those hands isn't it, and the voice, but you'll work on that.

Thanks to this thread, being gay is now cool.

This thread has set the gay rights movement back 510 years.

thank u a lot for this thread

"maker and distributor of fine art cards since 1972"

I can't believe I drew a blank and picked "always up for a movie" since I almost always hate everything everyone else has to say about movies.

I'm not really sure what to pick.

I voted for "dance factory"

this thread has set the gay rights movement ahead 510 years - to 2517.

Where is fopgoth artfag?

hanging out with fatbeard badshave?

i voted for santorum.jpg

(i prob wd have voted for that if it'd been an option)

xpost

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/hollywood90038/miscWrangleratCENTURY1977.jpg

homo thug

alt. "on the down low"

ok, EH...

too tight t-shirt
sexless workaholic

but the center just will not hold there.

It's not my fault they make small T-shirts so small.

applied to myself (no particular order):

old school locker room sniffer
lumberjack
dance factory
always up
mirror-checker
classics scholar following Greek model

BTW, you missed "matching sweaters, commitment ceremony, dogs".

-- mike t-diva, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 4:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i used to work with these guys -- Chris, the fun one, always brought pastries! K__ was sort of boring, and got embarrassed when Chris would get a little drunk and "gay up."

Fuck those kinda gays! Power to the non-assimilationists!

i voted for dance factory...

"captain jean-luc picard
USS enterprise" x infinity

"matching sweaters, commitment ceremony, dogs".

I know dem! Live in Mahattan, one's a theater ticket broker, the other teaches at Duke and is named Bruce!

I am friends with that couple, except it's more like "matching codependent alcoholism, commitment ceremony, v. high-strung dog."

still love them, though.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

get those votes in, people

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

PIE CHART

Boy, how the crap am I suppose to remember which one I voted for? At least 40% of the options were SO, SO GREAT.

In conclusion, Andy Warhol was the ultimate gay.

ooh a three-way for first. how exciting!

mine tied for 2nd :D

revive!

The goal is to match each stereotype with an ILX Gay Person.

i which case Casuistry is our favourite!

macedonian farmboy and older perfumed & loaded (and vaguely persian) would be so cute together!

i forget what i voted for but if you asked me now it'd be a tossup between maker and distributor of fine art cards since 1972 and unfunny drag name.

and betty crocker

best options for a poll ever

xpost, your name is so aggressive is there something you want to talk about?

I am nostalgic for departed ILX pinup boy riverwolf.

never pays for lunch (tells great stories)

this is what i imagine surmounter is like, except he probably pays for lunch

:o

where's the "Jake Gyllenhaal" option?

surm definitely seems like the kind of dude who would pay for lunch

Jake Gyllenhaal - C or D?

lol i do pay for lunch! except sometimes my well-off girlfriends from like places with money pay for me

mister passive 0

:(

No votes for me. That's OK.

i wouldve voted for "All-American son of a GM factory worker"

best options for a poll ever

-- Surmounter, Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^^this

fwiw, i'm an always up/complainatron hybrid.

this is one of my favorite polls in the history of ilx. revive again!

Yes!

these days I would vote for "experimental" (haircut)

revive prompted by me finding depression glass at a yard sale yesterday, fwiw

internet sadgay seeks macedonian farmboy w/ family unafraid of honor-killing

macedonian farmboy

Hmm.

i heart depression glass was certainly overlooked

63.

Why oh why didn't I add "teamster"?

this thread and the "stevie d t-shirt ideas" thread need to cross-pollinate

older&
perfumed&
loaded&
persian

mostly i am dying at the idea of a "catholic latino closet case with serious mother issues" shirt

So little has changed in 5 years.

I might have voted for macedonian farm boy, not sure, but poetry fan is way better than never pays for lunch or experimental (haircut), I've known both of those types, and it's not about you it's about them