Come with me, come to the land of batshit Facebook communities

woops, maybe ungoogle that dude's name!

Group Info Name: I don't care what you think, I love the Daily mail

Type: Organizations - General

Description: For years I've been bashed as a Daily Mail reader, but I don't care, because I can say that I read the Daily Mail and am proud to do so. Standing up for right wing middle England, it dares to say what no one else would. With the best sports pages and the best stories, headlines and editorials, is it any surprise it's one of the best selling papers in the land?

Come on, I know you're out there readers, stand up and be proud of the fact that you love the Mail, the paper for Great Britain. Let's stop this Mail- bashing and stand up for one of this nation's great institutions.

strongly resent the implication that most Daily Mail readers have a lower IQ than those who read the Guardian, or other such broadsheets. Although it is true that many of the Mail's readers would be just at home reading the Sun, likewise many would be just at home reading the Telegraph. I fall into the second category.

The Mail's strength lies in its combination of celebrity-related and female-oriented magazine-type coverage and serious political coverage and comment. Much of its political comment is of the same intellectual level as you would find in any broadsheet: just take Melanie Phillips' column as an example. Before working for the Mail, Melanie Phillips wrote her column for the Sunday Times, and, before that, none other than the Guardian. She was recently voted one of the country's top intellectuals, and appears on Radio 4's most intellectual discussion programme, The Moral Maze.

The Daily Mail is a hybrid. Stop insulting those of us who read its intelligent sections

Luk3 Antv3l1nk (Western Michigan) wrote
on Feb 8, 2007 at 7:53 PM

You think it is bad with bush? Think about a women complaining about her period and shit to the whole cabinet all day long and having that be judgment if we went to war or not.

Ex:
"Mrs. President, should we blow up their headquaters?"

"ummm, well, there place is kind of pretty. do u guys really think they should die?"

Am4nda P0ll1na (UConn) replied to Luk3's post
on Feb 20, 2007 at 7:07 PM

i never really thought of PMS as the problem with a woman president as much as the motherly instinct...how can a woman run the entire military? the maternal instinct is too protective to launch a proper attack. and women are usually too easily swayed. they're not as strong mentally as men. we need a father for the country, not a mother. call me sexist, i don't care, at least i'm female, so i'm allowed to say that shit. plus, i'm studying science. the female brain is just legitimately different in terms of structure and priorities and these differences, for the most part, disqualify them as competent leaders for one of the most powerful militaries and countries in the world.

hate me all you want, i can handle it.

http://cambridge.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2202389028

frankly i think these names should be UN google proofed

that's not really "batshit" is it louis? more whimsical really.

maybe. but the creator is also in CICCU, who definitely, absolutely ARE batshit.

http://cambridge.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2202319860

not really pulling your weight here, louis.

S*ira Iqb*l wrote
at 1:38pm on July 23rd, 2007
call this deceitful man yrselves and tell him yr views 07793704516

THAT'S GEORGE GALLOWAYS MOBILE NUMBER. possibly.

Oh, I've learned long ago to limit the amount of exposure you get from trolling thru rightwing message boards, but if you want some lolz from someone who puts up with it, read this

ok, i'll admit that as a bit of a facebook fiend i ought to have uprooted some better examples.

here: http://cambridge.facebook.com/wall.php?id=2204511209&page=0

start at the bottom, work your way up

copy - paste please, louis. also i didn't specify "right-wing". the socialist worker wonks on facebook are pretty mental as well.

"call me sexist, i don't care, at least i'm female, so i'm allowed to say that shit. plus, i'm studying science."

^^^ amazement 0_0!

the fellow involved in mine has crossed swords with me NUMEROUS times on a cricket group

here is a transcript of the 'debate' (again, start at the bottom and go up):

Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 2:47am on February 8th, 2007
You got that correct but why name a group called Proud Roman Catholics' when you'll wont do squat of making this group popular at all. Good luck with your empty ideas.
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Conr4d Tsang (University of Toronto) wrote
at 3:01am on February 2nd, 2007
No. That isn't what I mean. The internet is not a way to show our faith. We show through actually doing things. Attending mass, visiting people we care about and reach to others who need our help. So not greeting people on Facebook Merry Christmas is not too big of an issue though it would be better if one did so especially on a Catholic wall.
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 11:43pm on February 1st, 2007
You could do whatever you might want, going and reaching out to others as you say. Then in that case your also implying that one need not go for Christmas mass and spend time opening gifts and having a get together for Christmas.
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Conr4d Tsang (University of Toronto) wrote
at 2:33pm on January 31st, 2007
In that case, what does it mean when you say to someone that "I don't think your a Roman Catholic in that case". Yes, no doubt Christmas has been commercialized in this secular world. Michele even said it, Christmas is not just "I wish you a happy holiday season". It's about going out there and caring for people especially the ones that are most dear to you. So, I guess what Mich3le was trying to say was that unable to greet someone on facebook "Merry Christmas" is alright,so long that you actually practice the true meaning of Christmas beyond the cyberspace and the computer monitor.
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 2:04pm on January 29th, 2007
exacto i don't judge
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Conr4d Tsang (University of Toronto) wrote
at 10:45pm on January 27th, 2007
Wow.. Cool it people. The season of Christmas is about the Lord showed His love to humanity. Presents are just another way to show our care to people, but it cannot be compared with the great love He has shown to each and everyone of us. We have no right to judge anyone,"Do not judge, or you too will be judged" (Matthew 7:1). We have no right to judge others, but only to give advise to others, but the final decision is up to each and every one of us to take. The judgement of each person at the end is up to the Lord.
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 1:32pm on January 16th, 2007
I don't judge and who are you to destroy the spirit of Christmas.
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Mich3le Anderson (Shawnee) wrote
at 3:56pm on January 15th, 2007
who are you to judge?
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 3:16pm on January 15th, 2007
Yes you seem to have a damn problem with it I don't think your a Roman Catholic in that case.
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Mich3le Anderson (Shawnee) wrote
at 12:58am on January 14th, 2007
and the whole purpose of christmas isn't to make sure I wish you a happy holiday season
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 1:24pm on January 12th, 2007
You'll call it holiday season but not even the season of advent you'll seem to have forgetten the whole purpose of Christmas. Looks like it is too commercial for you nowadays thats why you are busy.
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M1che1e And3rs0n (Shawnee) wrote
at 6:34pm on January 8th, 2007
the kind of Catholics that forgive someone for forgetting to wish someone else a Merry Christmas during the very busy holiday season
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 4:56pm on December 25th, 2006
This group is so lame you'll couldn't take the time to wish someone Merry Christmas, what kind of Catholics are you'll supposed to be
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G4l3n B0w3n (University of Toronto) wrote
at 3:24am on December 12th, 2006
Speaking of Roman Catholicism, England used to be a strong Roman Catholic country under the rule of King Richard, until the bastard King Henry 8th made his way into history.

oh dear, two of those need googleproofing

These need to involve Predator ships more.

White Nation
Type:
Organizations - Clubs & Societies
Description:
This group is not for the faint of heart. All members are athletes of Caucasion descent. DISCLAIMER: In no way are the following memebers intolerant of others, we are just doing our duty of protecting the Arian brotherhood.

!#%!@#!

Group InfoName:
A fetish 4 white girls!!!!!!
Type:
Common Interest - Beauty
Description:
So it's obvious as hell that bros, got a fetish 4 white chicks now, cuz what else can u say, they just the shit sometimes. So this group is 4 all the sexy ass white girls in the world, much power 2 ya'l!!!!

Michael S Jackson rip :'(

I'm a member of "If You Like Ayn Rand I Hate You, Motherfucker"

Hell no to a £100million pound mosque

Type: Common Interest - Beliefs & Causes

Description: http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/ScrapMegaMosque/#detail

They are trying to build a 100million pound mega mosque in the docklands, it is meant to be the biggest thing in England, bigger than st. Paul's, bigger than Wembley etc. etc. as a show piece of Britain, how can a Christian Country have a Mosque as their show piece, please sign this petition and register your vote to abolish this scheme. Come on people it is time to show our nationality and stand up for ourselves, Multi cultural society is a brilliant idea and I don't have a problem with that but at least lets keep some national pride at the bottom of all that, lets at least hold on to our foundations, hold on to what hundreds of thousands of people have fought and died for on our behalf... Sorry getting a bit emotional but you know im right!!

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/ScrapMegaMosque/#detail

some interesting debates going on in "Objectivism: Ayn Rand is an Awful, Awful Writer"

"Biggest thing in Britain"

Mosque BIGGER THAN HEATHROW AIRPORT.

Not really batshit just total "people's front of Judea" stuff:

D*ve Is**cson (Leeds) wrote
at 9:54pm on May 23rd, 2007

Gregory there certainly was a critique of the SP's approach to the question of a new workers party, but to say that there was no alternative kind of ignores the ten points of our amendment. If you want to actually criticise their substance then that would be great! We might get somewhere then...

There is no dispute as to the fact that this is a campaign, the issue is what *sort* of party it is a campaign for. A party based upon the politics of the working class - i.e. a Marxist party - or one that must in the final analysis be based upon the politics of another class, such as a *bourgeois* workers party.

As to the fact that the committee includes Pete McLaren from the rump Socialist Alliance (who is barely politically differentiable from the SP) and a comrade from Workers Power (who look likely to flounce off any time soon) what does this prove. The old Socialist Alliance had more numerical and vocal minorities on its leading bodies, yet the SP still called it an SWP front.

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though you could swap all the socialism stuff for rockism / popism and lol it's an ILM post.

Group Info Name: I always wear sun glasses because the sun never sets on the British Empire

Type: Common Interest - Beliefs & Causes

Description: A group for those who know that the sun is always ablaze some where over the British Empire.

Contact Info Country: England

Group Info Name: Keep The Falklands British
Type: Organizations - Political Organizations
Description: For those of you who would fight to keep what is British, British.
Contact Info Email: bringmemy✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falkland_Islands
Country: Falkland Islands

Recent News
WE ACCEPT BOTH SIDES OF THE DEBATE THE BE ARGUED. OBVIOUSLY WE ALSO ONLY ACCEPT ONE SIDE IS TRUE.... OH AND SO DO THE FACTS.

Islanders are starting to consider whether independence from The Crown is the way forward....

They don't want it, but they worry about the threat from Argentina. If they gain complete autonomy as a separate state then the dispute may be settled... However there is no dispute!

The British had declared the Falkland Island as British territory more than fifty years before Argentina had been formed.

So how can Argentina think that they have a claim on the Islands?

RECENT DEVELOPMENTS:

Argentinian re armament of the Air force.....

Is Britain able to send a task force with such wide spread Military forces Globally and lack of British flag bearing merchant ships.Would Iraq mean that Defence of far out parts of Great Britain such as the Falklands be tricky?
please do tell us any news or interesting facts from the islands.

DISCLAIMER:
This group is in NO way associated with any right wing groups such as the BNP.

N1chol*s W*st (Birmingham UK) wrote
at 5:51pm on July 25th, 2007
'Ju*n Rom*n Riqu*lme ': When I get rich I'll buy you a one way ticket to Buenos Aires so that you can practise fellatio on the menfolk of Argie-land.

That's what you really want, isn't it?

I think Juan Roman Riquelme should be left non-Google proofed, it would be quite good if he came here and had an argument

"You are half the player Fernando Carlos Redondo was"

Juan Roman Riquelme would fail to adapt to the rigours of the Premier League, the greatest league in the world

that isn't a Facebook group, I'm just saying it.

You'd have him at Villa in a shot! T/S: Juan Roman Riquelme vs. Eric Djemba-Djemba Gavin McCann...

it would be kind of bittersweet to do a passantino themed thread revive friday today. NB MODS THIS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. NO ONE WANTS TO BE BANNED.

Eric D-jemba D-jemba is better than Juan Roman Riquelme. Juan Roman Riquelme's fancy dan shit is all well and good but Gavin McCann would break Juan Roman Riquelme's legs and then smirk while being booked for it.

I suspect that thread revive problems arise from people actually wanting to be banned just a little bit, and attempting a sort of online equivalent of police assisted suicide as a result.

Not D-Pass though, he'd do anything to be back among the living right now, rendering the new answers page slightly less navigable

yeh, but henry k never took a bullet.

Just another example of victim culture, really.

Let's all hear it for Eric Djemba-Djemba: http://cambridge.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2262414990

Eric Djemba-Djamba is a fucking lazy defensive midfielder for Christ's sake

Henrique = the Abu Hamza before he got deported to MC's Menezes

I've heard Italian Dub Foundation are releasing a single to raise awareness of the Passantino case. Next month they and Primal Scream are chaining themselves to the Paper This Walls server.

Eric Djemba-Djamba is a fucking lazy defensive midfielder for Christ's sake

Oh yes? I hadn't realised! I always thought of him as one of your more influential players, and that the dominating central midfield union of he and Mathieu Berson would perhaps gain you a much-vaunted Intertoto Cup slot. Sadly, this proved not to be the case.

Sorry I was just making a Facebook Community reference

Villa's midfield is all about the afterbirth-flinging Bulgarians these days

Ah, I see. Big Ron to thread...if I'm not mistaken Villa's second-greatest modern manager after John Gregory!

I'll tell you who pioneered the Premiership Bulgarian: US. R.I.P. Radostin Kishishev, you were so very endearing in your ineptness.

Bontcho Guentchev 4 life.

Stiliyan Petrov only actually threw an umbilical cord, not an afterbirth, I didn't mean to sensationalise it.

WTF WE HAS WINNAH

if only they had written the correct url on their hands, we could've avoided this whole mess

My friend went and joined this one

http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?v=wall&gid=295238346134

Troll pretends to be a serial killing paedophile clown, people believe him and start demanding that he's "hunged" and that Facebook vets people before letting them join.

why dont they vet people be4 letting em on fb !!!
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^truthbomb

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bob-Harris-should-go-back-to-jail-He-should-never-be-released/313027817813

"Tell your friends and family about Bob because he is free and wont stop now."

You'd think a basic requirement for setting up a group like that would be to explain:

A) Why Bob Harris should go back to jail?
B) Who the fuck is Bob Harris?

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00129/Untitled-1_129561t.jpg

i only just read that facebook and aol page, wow lolz galore

At the time of writing it looks like you're disagreed with to the tune of 187 to one, Tuomas

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&ref=search&gid=45986873749

Anne Frank was a Vampire

"Look at the facts surrounding Anne Frank's life.

She had to live in an attic during the Nazi internment of the Jews? Well she is Jewish, but she could also be sensitive to the light."

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&ref=search&gid=5983184389

I'd have Ian Curtis' epileptic baby

"dreamy babies with deliciously morose voices born all over america. sources not sure whether shaking was a fit or simply rocking out."

STOP POLICE TRYING TO BAN ENGLAND SHIRTS IN OUR PUBS: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&ref=nf&gid=114593718557452#!/group.php?v=wall&ref=nf&gid=114593718557452

oh yo... such a sea of pointless aggression, and selfish moronicism, and ill-placed and undeserved persecution complexes...

i see there is a skrewdriver video posted on the wall too. nice.

level up here guys

level fucking up

http://www.facebook.com/pages/CORNER-SHOP-CAN-I-SEE-YOUR-ID-CAN-I-SEE-YOUR-BRITISH-PASSPORT-/115271058499717?v=info&ref=nf#!/pages/CORNER-SHOP-CAN-I-SEE-YOUR-ID-CAN-I-SEE-YOUR-BRITISH-PASSPORT-/115271058499717?v=wall&story_fbid=114746518551880

80,710 People Like This

delete britain

That does seem to be basically Youtube-levels of letting Nazis have fun on your website without seeming too fussed.

You're gonna have to get rid of that display name, you're making me look inappropriately prolific.

I'm scrolling down this wall and it's doing a good job making me want to fucking move to Norway and watch as Britain gets nuked from orbit

I haven't actually been posting so much of late, but ok

Who the fuck gets ID'd in a corner shop anyway? Racist strawman circle jerk.

not so sure norway is the racial harmony centre of the world.

I was thinking 'Sweden' but for some reason a voice in my head cried 'no not that one'

(The credit crunch was caused by fukin imigrants, did you know that?)

ha, sweden would have let me post this picture though!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/John_Ausonius.jpg

WHERE IS LIBERAL COUNTRY, WHO AIMS RACIAL HARMONY

What's the story behind the "ban england shirts" one?

Apparently it's racist now to scream racist abuse at somebody and then try to kick them to death.

In a soccerball shirt.

Ah, the English disease.

I'm sure if we made any attempt to play international sports, our fans would act just as badly.

Oh wait, apparently we play football now and there are hooligan gangs in New Jersey.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Jersey_Firm_%28NJF%29

without looking i am going to guess that these guys occasionally raise their voices and chalk their gangname discreetly onto local brickwork

nah there looks like legit bone-headed racist cuntery afoot on that group

http://www.myspace.com/njskin

First google result is a myspace page. I withhold comment.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=410103692176#!/group.php?gid=410103692176&v=wall

Support group for Kial Cottingham, one of the ringleaders who tormented a man with learning difficulties to death.

breaking news: people are hateful

http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Hate-Pressing-1-For-English-When-I-Live-In-America/243068182083

read through the comments if you feel like spending your evening banging your head against a wall.

I Hate Pressing 1 For English When I Live In America! I went through 9 Wal-Mart employees before finding one that spoke English and could actually help me find my product!!!!

Steve Meier Probably deodorant, wouldn't surprise me they don't know where this product is located.

Latinos be smelly!

I Hate Pressing 1 For English When I Live In America! Who knew that the state New Mexico, would actually be the new Mexico.

well, you know it was named-- oh, never mind.

James Stewart I think I would support giving California back on the condition that all of the illegals go there and get out of, say, Texas, which is a legitimate state. I'm just saying...

Joshua David Hey my backround is German too! Im a sexy German too. Well 75% German. 25% norway. So are u a cute German babe? Anyways if our country gets worse by next year with these illegal spiks we gotta start WAR! If they dont want to leave and protest and wanna be stubborn fucks! I say war.. Put up gatling guns all around the borders and build big ass stone walls and guard it way better! My sister was raped at the age of 16 by a 27 year old illegal mexican! He left! Fled back to mexico.. Still there! That was 6 years ago and not oncd did he send her any help! Yet they can come here and have 50 kids to a family in a one bedroom appartment! Ahhhh.. Flicken shizer! Im sorry people for sounding crazy but im so upset! Ill stop.. Bye German babe.

I Hate Pressing 1 For English When I Live In America! Do you like my math? There are 12,000,000 illegal immigrants in the United States, imagine if each of them payed only $ 1,000 in taxes. That would be 12 BILLION a year, talk about putting a dent in our nations debt.

talk about putting a VERY TINY dent in our VERY HUGE national debt.

I Hate Pressing 1 For English When I Live In America! Watch the video. This girl is upset because her parents have been arrested for being here illegally.

ILLEGAL still means a crime has been occured and people usually get arrested for that, right??

Carley Welch BOTTOM LINE...if you come here illegally, it's against the law!!!!!! It's a crime. You deserve to get arrested!!! Why should you get to live here for free??? We pay taxes, you don't...not fair. Then you go and get pregnant...who pays for that??? Get the f*** out!!!

Kathleen Cassi Michael Miles And I belive that the Criminal Justice System is completely Breaking the Laws of the United States of America by refusing to enforce the laws of our country. Didn't they take an oath? they should all be charged with treason.

Vicki Schmille Doing something illegal makes you a criminal. It doesn't matter what law was broken...Illegal is illegal, there is NO middle of the road!

very nuanced understanding of the Criminal Justice System (TM) in evidence here.

Just now experiencing one of these. There's a group reminisicing about the old days in my town. I joined thinking it would be cool to learn stuff like, you know, why they renamed the numbered streets to alphabetical streets, etc.

No.

It's old people (and I'm 37) starting a new thread every day with the same posts. SHAKEY'S PIZZA! followed by 26 comments. PIKE LANES! followed by 32 comments. Three days later, and someone else starts a thread with SHAKEY'S PIZZA! REMEMBER THE OLD GUY WITH THE APRON? followed by 15 completely new and some not-so-new comments. It's like a Facebook dictated by senility. I want to post "Didn't you all just talk about the Interstate being a dirt road?" but I don't think that would deter anybody. Now I just read the board because I can't look away.

"Jerrry..you have the memory of a computer…." <--- You can't make that up.

J••••• M••••••-T••••• - I had a welcome sign on my front door about a year ago. This black lady was sitting on my front porch and said she was going to spend the night there, when I asked what she was doing there. I told her she could not stay there and to leave. She said the sign said welcome and she was gonna stay. I took my sign off my front door and called 911. they were familiar with this woman.
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"Just now experiencing one of these. There's a group reminisicing about the old days in my town"

WHAT IS THIS?! All of a sudden these "You Know You're from [insert wherever you grew up]" groups are popping up all over the place, huh? Weird that it happened all of a sudden and to everyone.

I haven't joined mine but I did look at it last week and it was pretty much the same. I was reminded of the twin teachers in our district one of whom died of AIDS and found out that they made a movie about them starring Lithgow. Dude really likes playing identical twins, I guess.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mbHgbfcTL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Oh but shit did get heated for a while when one of the old HS teachers joined and refuted earlier claims that he supplied girls with pot and in exchange for sexual favors. That was sort of gripping.

Everyone in this group got upset when a woman said she "hated this fucking group" after receiving 200 text messages in one afternoon, one for every post that had been made.

lol

do shitposting groups for old-timey things exist on FB? like Gilligan's Island Three Hour Tourposting? Herman's Hermit's Henryposting?