HOW OFTEN

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can't believe No Answers

poll might've been more successful with "I only think about touching my own" option

i think so.

what the fuck TV image is that anyway?

Surmounter I want an honest answer out of you.

i'm always honest Somewhat Often

That's what I voted for. Fox News still found on GIS when searching for a Hannity and Colmes pic. Original context:
http://www.vividblurry.com/2005/11/mr_oreilly_i_shouldnt_have_to.html

"You give us twenty-two minutes, we give you the world."

if it's just one particular person's private parts that you constantly think about touching, does that count? or does it have to be ppl in general?

It has to be multiple people. You have to admit to being a pedophile.

My dad always talked about not letting other people touch my private parts as a kid, but it was never explained to me WHAT "private parts" meant. I thought it had something to do with Inspector Gadget.

(I've figured out its meaning in the past 20 years, don't worry.)

well then, currently my answer would have to be never :(

[not that i am sad i'm not a pedophile, but i'm sad that i'm not interested in thinking about multiple ppl's private parts]

abbott, my parents (well, my mum) were the opposite. i still remember the day when i was about 9 and i asked my mum what 'sodomy' meant. i got a completely accurate and detailed answer.

Wow, man, my MOM was the more uptight of the two by far...she had me go ask my dad what to do when I told her I got my first perios. Crazy lady. They were always v.v. uncomfortable about sex talk. I asked them about reproduction in fifth grade and they blushed. The next day they came home with a video called "Dr. D's Birds and Bees" where an upper case letter D rapped about how "someday soon your socks won't fit at all."

Part I - Crossing The Adolescent Bridge
Dr D, an animated character, explains in an entertaining and sensitive manner the various changes adolescents go through during puberty. The program employs humour and music to explain the reproductive parts of the human body, the process of becoming an adult and reproduction.
Length: 14 min

Part II - The Human Life Machine
In this animated program Dr D uses a captivating "rap" and a colourful tour of reproductive organs to point out that males and females are each half of a magnificent apparatus that - when brought together under the right conditions - can create the miracle of human life. Young viewers will learn the basics of genetics and menstruation, as well as some of the intricacies of conception in this thorough yet sensitive program.
Length: 19 mins

Part III - Countdown To Baby
Dr D "counts down" the 40 weeks of pregnancy and gives a step by step explanation of what happens during this time. Viewers watch baby Beulah grow and change and find out the answers to commonly asked questions on reproduction. Using a "rap song" and computer graphics this video will answer these questions about the miracle of human life.

I only saw the first one, leaving me with a lot of questions about reproduction proper.

HAHA!
oh you poor thing! my mum was a whack job in most motherly respects but i've always been grateful that i could ask her sex stuff and she would give me a straight answer. "nymphomaniac" was another one i asked her about when i was really young, but i didn't really understand the answer because i hadn't started asking about sex yet!

"other people's" can be one person's. and it doesn't say "childrens'"

she had me go ask my dad what to do when I told her I got my first period

ok wtf. I seriously hope he said "how the fuck should I know?"

He took me to my parents' bathroom & gave me a box of my mom's pads, and told me to read the instructions on the box.

hahahaha your parents are robots

xxpost then my vote is CONSTANTLY

elementary school sex ed was v. uninformative, lots of talk about sperm and eggs without actually explaining the mechanics.

the only thing I remember about that was a bunch of the guys trying to figure out if they were circumcised or not the next recess. "Does it look like a mushroom? Then it is."

our sex ed was not allowed to discuss any form of birth control. or aids. we never got the banana condom demo. :(

no, I don't remember seeing that either

she had me go ask my dad what to do when I told her I got my first period

You have got to be kidding me. At least she should have not told you about having asked her husband/your father. I mean, WTF.

We had sex ed in elementary school (and HS as well of course) but mostly we just giggled because our biology teacher had about 5 or 6 kids or something. I think at one point we sniggered calling him a rabbit in full heat or something.

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how did i miss this one ;_;

I'm surprised that "constantly" won. Don't you people work?

I mean,often, yes. Very often, sure. But sometimes I got shit to do! Sometimes I dream about something else. Like my cats or falling off a building.

"Touching," I think, is a weird word & maybe why people thought the question was about children. I mean, that could just be walking up and touching someones fly while saying "POKE!" a game my (male) friends played with each other, along with "tainting," wherein they'd sneak up behind another guy and poke his taint.

Maybe "tasting" would be closer to the point?

well according to the guy who blogged about that pic

the screenshot appeared after Hannity rhetorically gasped, "Would you allow a teacher to ask your child the following question?!"

It would be v. interesting if a teacher called a parent to ask if they could ask the child that question. "Cool, right? Okay, pupil, we're good. How often do you think about..."

I mean, that could just be walking up and touching someones fly while saying "POKE!" a game my (male) friends played with each other

You are now the second person on this board who has told a story about men touching each others genitals as a game. What is that? No good movie theaters nearby?

My college roommate spent a few years in a Japanese high school, and he said students were constantly in fear of getting kancho'd. Once, one kid got it so hard he passed out on the playground.

What the hell kenan, haven't we been over this?

I remember dudes in high school (mostly jocks) doing "cup checks" all the time in the hallway. They'd slyly slap at another dude's nuts, and say "cup check!"

hahaha this picture

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Kancho.gif

I remember dudes in high school (mostly jocks)

U+K

It is similar to the wedgie or a goosing, although the latter acts do not involve direct physical contact.

Haha, nice clarification.

In the West, retired U.S. professional wrestler John Layfield is known (outside of kayfabe) for performing this prank on rookie wrestlers.

Hah, fuckin' JBL, why am I not surprised.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0e/JBLportrait2.jpg/200px-JBLportrait2.jpg

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