If you want to be a sandy douche, do it here so you won't ruin other threads.

NU SANDBOX

who dey?

hey i'm going to be in boston again in two weeks!

^_^

Wait, that's the week of my brother's wedding, I will be in New Bedford.

;_;

When are you going to be here? If it's before Wednesday (8/8), I can hang out.

I'm sorry. I've been talking about hott boys on the Shoegaze thread. It's all my fault. Imagine that.

i should be there at least 8/7, possibly 8/6? through 8/8. ddt conference :\

YAY I'm actually off work that week so WOOT PARTY

PS: People are being way to apologetic and not nearly douchey enough on this thread except for me and Ally (because making meetup plans in public when you could really do it over email is superdouchey IMO). LESS RECRIMINATION, MORE ANTAGONATION (<---- douchey rhyme)

whut now?

IM SICK OF PEOPLE WHINING ABOUT STUPID SHIT

I INCLUDE MYSELF IN THE ABOVE ACCUSATION

yeah, fuck you, Stence, you're just jealous!

(Was that douchey enough?)

Although maybe being sardonic is douchey; despite my best efforts, I don't have a good handle on international douchedom. (If so, I would apologize to Kate for questioning the douchiness of her contribution but that wouldn't be douchey enough for this thread.)

(Haha all of my work avoidance strategies are superannoying)

(xpost to Kate: ^_^)

i'm confused.

THATS BECAUSE YOURE HIGH AND LISTENING TO A RODAN BOOTLEG

i'm listening to my mom talk on the phone, dummy.

HA HA YOUR MOM IS RODAN

SQWWWWAAAAAAWWWWK HEY STENCIL DID YOU GET THOSE CUPCAKES I SENT YOU

http://www.monsterlandtoys.com/godzilla/pmag-rodan.jpg

no she's better.

OK, Stence, you insulted my latest crush, so I said you were just jealous coz you're not my favourite DDB any more.

I mean, uh, YEAH, FUCK YOU ALL, DICKWADZZZZ!!! You can't tell me what to do, Dan! Blow it out yr contralto vibrato, suckah!!!!!

and she doesn't send cupcakes ;_;

i love rog, kate.

Ah this place is making me feel WORSE for procrastinating and not finishing my chapter. Get entertaining, people!

HOTTBOYWITHJAZZMASTER.JPG x1000

i love rog, kate.

WHHHHAAAAT?!?!?!?

DDB slash and you didn't tell me? You didn't INVITE ME?!?!?

Now I'm jealous, and I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOU!

ok i will update on my plans soooooooon, my boss is being (surprise) flake city on giving me actual real salient details on what i'm meant to be doing in boston.

uh slash? like fanfic? no thanks. gross.

ally's boss SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.

there, i was contentious.

Fine. I'll have an avocado, somehow. *takes ball home*

ps mom's off the phone now.

Aw, but I'd have paid good money for DDB slash. You could have paid yr way to the Dream Machine on that! Ah well. I'll keep my ill gotten gains to myself.

FLAKEY BOSSES MUST ALL DIE!!!!! KILL THEM WITH EXTREME DEATH!!!

i don't understand other people.

saying my boss sucks isn't being contentious, it's being honest

I am sad to miss Ally/Dan party. ;_; But I'm sad to miss all parties.

your boss mightn't agree, ally!

This thread is underwhelming.

oh btw my roommate is out of town tonight. PARTY AT MY HOUSE.

xpost shut it nick

Stence I was suggesting that you prostitute yourself for the plane fare in a contentious, douchbaggy sort of way.

Never mind... no one ever gets mine jokes anyway. :-(

we are all prostitutes

/pop group

xpost that's because you're not funny =)

i'm thinking of starting a t-shirt company

shut it mr. que.

ps you're not gonna finish the recognitions.

Posting to ILX while talking on the phone to your mom sounds kind of rude.

Where's the douchieness?

Ally, it's been done. What innovation would you offer? Perhaps small cats. ..

schef girl

xpost jaymc bite my crank you wuss

the innovation would be the fact that the slogans on the t-shirts, instead of being tired rips from will farrell movies, or puns on states, will be completely inscrutable claims like "i am the small cat"

Blinded by the light.

you can aaaaallllllll blow me.

i think lolcat t-shirts already exist?

xpost hey kev! what's shakin' fun buns?

i]shut it mr. que.

ps you're not gonna finish the recognitions.

-- hstencil, Friday, July 27, 2007 2:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

HAHAHAHA STENCIL OTM, i didn't finish it the first time:

i read it once, and stopped 100 pages from the end, and I never do that. i did read the last few pages--great ending.

no it's not a lolcat shirt, it will have no graphics on it. and i only used that slogan as an example because it was already mentioned! i don't want to give away all my ideas to you pplz.

"

dude, I would have stopped YEARS ago

i know, your obliviousness to pwnage is sorta endearing, in a weird way.

at least i don't get petulant about it and post 500 words everytime someone pwns me. Like NO ONE I KNOW AT ALL.

what are you talking about?

hahaha

nabisco, maybe? he's the only ilxor i can think of who'll write a long-winded essay on <i>anything</i>.

i don't know why he's not in this thread yet, speaking of nabisco. i was really looking forward to learning more about the eytmology of "sandy douche."

That picture is so awesome. I'm going to show it to my wife someday, but I have to wait until she's in just the right frame of mind.

When you do, if you need a place to stay, I'm sure there are many motels with reasonable weekly rates.

In some of them, you might find people to re-enact the picture for a nominal fee.

I'd just like to register my frustration with the lack of new username function on nuilx, as it has prevented my ability to become "walloginas".

The night is still young, John. Besides, walloginas is a feeling.

(a moist crotchy feeling)

i misunderstand urs website, ilx. kthx

WALLOGINAS: THE MUSICAL

fer fuck's sake francie

http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/c/chatterbox.html
http://www.moviegoods.com/movie_product.asp?master_movie_id=6027

mr que, why are you a yanqui fan

. . .bcuz i aint no mets fan??? sorry bro ;____;

i like baseball more than i like the yankees though, if that makes any sense.

ok why not tony la cardinals fan? i don't know where u grew up

it totally makes sense

cards suck, sorry mookie and bnw.

oh i am a cardinals fan. i went to school out in the midwest. the cards are my NL team.

Review: A starlet's life and career are severely altered when her sex organs begin speaking. So why didn't they warn her about movies like this? Plenty of B-queen Rialson on view. Good double bill with "Me and Him."

^^from chatterbox review. who wants to google "Me and Him"???

ok louisville guy why aren't you a reds fan

xp

NEVER MIND

An ambitious young architect has trouble maintaining his career and marriage when his penis suddenly develops a mind of its own. At first it just talks to him, but things get rough when the garrulous member starts calling shots in the boardroom and the bedroom.

because the reds are even worse?

i mean i know marge schott and pete rose were such likeable people for a young louisvillian to look up to, but...

fair enough, that's why i have more or less forsaken my hometown pirates

mr q wtf tell me where you grew up

i was more of an orioles fan growing up cuz my dad lived in d.c. and took us to games.

MA/NC/CT/VA

that is no reason to be a yankee fan dammit

it's complicated.

oh well OKAY THEN

anyway you should seriously come up some time and go to a game with my yankee fan wife

SOMETHING TO UNITE US ALL, AND BRING PEACE TO ILX AGAIN

i used to go out with her, i'm sure of it.

xpost there should have been a NOT WORK SAFE warning with that

jesus, not safe for eyes would be possibly more appropriate

Those aren't eyes, dude.

i might be in boston aug 6 or 7 too -- meet up?

DAMMIT JOHN that's like the third time this morning i should know better by now

"my my, what could this link be that john is suggesting will GAHHHH"

Hi, where can I dump my bags?

at least i don't get petulant about it and post 500 words everytime someone pwns me. Like NO ONE I KNOW AT ALL.

I think he means me?

HI DERE/schefter/remy-fest MUST HAPPEN

I'm sorry, jaymc. It is the sandy douche thread, after all.

Finished The Recognitions!

http://www.williamgaddis.org/recognitions/sinspainting1.jpg