how much is your dead body worth?

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me, 3,275 us dollars. does that not seem low? shit, my fillings alone...

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

jergïns, Monday, 30 July 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

$4,250 U.S.
Does being diseased make your body worth more or less?
I would think being diseased and having rare deformities would make your body more interesting to dissect.

I'm going to try it again and answer all the questions as if I were the Elephant Man on a high fat diet to see if that raises or lowers the monetary value on my cadaver.

Melinda Mess-injure, Monday, 30 July 2007 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4400!

Doesn't that make you feel great?

hstencil, Monday, 30 July 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

Whelp, just did as I said I would do. Being a 71+ year old with a very poor medical history and poor health habits make my body worth more than $6,000 according to that calculator. So you should feel good about having a potential cadaver that is worth so little, eh?

Melinda Mess-injure, Monday, 30 July 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

4340 dollars. maybe i can pawn it?

nathalie, Monday, 30 July 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

$3615

marmotwolof, Monday, 30 July 2007 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

My body is worth $4750!

(But I lied on the vision question - or, rather, didn't see the colour blindness thing until it was too late.)

Masonic Boom, Monday, 30 July 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

$3925

wow.

disappointing.

Rubyredd, Monday, 30 July 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

$4750! Pay day!

accentmonkey, Monday, 30 July 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

$3900

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 July 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

$4750 here.
However, this test only measures the value of your body by parts--a more complete test would take in the value of the hormones and other trace chemicals that the body produces. (It would bump the price up into the multi-million dollar range.) BTW, the Port-O-Let people have a patent on a device to collect and filter out those chemicals in urine, but they haven't installed it in any of their portopotties yet.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

I'm worth about $3,900 and...

You would most likely taste like mesquite tofu

http://www.recipestar.com/quizzes/view/cannibal-taste

brutal pain comb (╓abies), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

$4475! Hooray!

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

Also, spicy fish.

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

MESQUITE TOFU roffl

la senora (surm), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)


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