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"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (239)] 2006-Oct-01

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is. "

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

"I AM here to be my husband's "personal maid" and to be "stuck in the house." I showed plenty of verses that showed that - the 31st chapter of Proverbs! Wives are to be a help meet for their husbands. I consider it a privilege to cook the meals, do the laundry, clean the house, rear the children, pick up clothes he may leave lying around, clean the kitchen counters after he makes a sandwich...... [...]

Yes, women have rights - the right to obey God's Word......."

Mrs. Debbie

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

"...

Interestingly, and sadly, all we see on the internet and in society today is talk about domestic violence; but NEVER do we hear anything about statistics on wives who refuse to obey their husbands. It is evil. It is just as sinful for a wife to frustrate her husband through insubordination and disobedience as it is for a man to commit domestic violence. I am not lessening the sin of domestic violence, I am emphasizing the sin of wives who rebel against their husbands by not being obedient. I realize this is ancient mentality to feminists today; but it is 100% Biblical doctrine. A wife is expected by God to obey her husband. Feminists are eagerly willing to crucify abusive husbands; BUT they won't even address the issue of wives who disobey, mistreat, and frustrate their husbands. It takes two to tango.

Please understand that I believe a wife who is being physically abused should leave if she feels threatened; but not divorce. Such a wife needs to sincerely ask herself "why" her husband is being abusive--there's ALWAYS a reason. ..."

David J. Stewart,

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

I like how you can almost follow the logic in each of these quotes up until the last sentence where the true insanity comes leaping out at you.

dean ge, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

well, the first 2 anyway

dean ge, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

Such a wife needs to sincerely ask herself "why" her husband is being abusive--there's ALWAYS a reason.

holy shit

kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

Because he's a stupid, cruel dick is the reason.

Abbott, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread"

coolstylinstud,

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

COOLSTYLINSTUD!!!

Abbott, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

There's a 100 of these. Go click that link and be amazed. They even provide links to the actual forum threads they came from.

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

"Just wait till the United States becomes a CHRISTIAN nation again. We will get rid of public schools, put kids back in church schools the way it was at thye beggining of our nation. Abortion, Homosexuality,new-age mumbo jumbo, False Religions such as Mormons, Jehovahs witnesses, Catholics, Jews, Kawanza, Halloween, Satanic Music, will be all abolished when this nation once again becomes a Christian nation as it was intended. You just wait and see how we deal with filthy muslims then! And in the meantime God steps in every once in awhile like his sending Katrina to wipe out the filthy, debaucherous black communities who refused to repent. They mock God with "Fat Tuesday" a wild sin-fest right before Lent. Thay run around like monkeys, completely in sin, then when they were shipped to dallas, and places like that they made the crime rise considerably. If we were truly Christian we would go down there and shoot the rest of them. Praise God.
[Note: There is a claim that the name used below was posted by an impostor. See the note in the thread from Chris Hallquist.]"

Mark K. Sprengel

I hope it wasn't real.

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

"Educating the Next Generation

Every male, beginning at the age of sixteen, should be REQUIRED to own an automatic rifle, and to know how to use it. It would teach the young men discipline, Nationalism, and respect towards Authority. Their militia service should continue for the defense of our Nation until their 55th birthday.

Every female, beginning at the age of thirteen, completed at age eighteen, should receive training on how to be supportive, submissive wives to their future husbands. This would effectively rid society of feminism, which is nothing but psychological terrorism. Every female should be taught their equal status with men, while recognizing there are differences in roles between the sexes.

As for the working mothers who depend on their jobs for survival, their income should be replaced with a State incentive to be homemakers. This program should require the children be home-schooled. The children would also attend the State-taught courses mentioned above."

Brent

I'm scared these people exist.

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

"Christians are taking back America!

And we are THROUGH kowtowing to witches, satanists, muslims, atheists, homosexuals and socialist liberals!

America is a Christian nation, not a nation of witches. Satan symbols over my dead body.

By the end of President George W Bush's 2nd term:

1) Iraq will be well on the way to being a peaceful Christian country. Once Iraq has gone Christian, the Gospel of Jesus will spread throughout the Middle East. The region will be at peace and millions of Arab souls will be saved through the grace of Jesus Christ.

2) Bush will have appointed at least three or four USSC Justices and the baby slaughterhouses will finally be closed down forever.

3) Gays will be put back in the closet for good. The sodomy and decency laws will be reinstated and their disgusting disease spreading activities will be outlawed again. Maybe we can’t get rid of them, but we can get them out our children’s view.

4) School vouchers will allow parents to send their kids to decent Christian schools instead of the NEA-infested cesspools that exist now.

5) Worthless liberal social welfare programs will be dismantled and replaced by Christian faith-based government funded programs. People will finally get REAL help through Jesus Christ.

6) Filthy shows like Howard Stern, Will & Grace and Desperate Housewives will be off the air and replaced with decent Christian family programming. Families will once again be able to turn on the radio or television and not be embarrassed to listen or watch together.

7) The abominable scourge of Internet pornography will end with the introduction and ENFORCEMENT of the Online Decency Act. Pornographers who expose the public to this sickening material will be behind bars where they belong.

You can be with us or against us, but you had BETTER believe one thing:

Christians are DONE sitting at the back of the bus."

wanda_for_decent_values,

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

wow @ the racist one

kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

wow @ them all.

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

These quotes are unbelievably retarded. Pull up some of quotes fromthe Muslim fundamentalist morons from around the time of the Danish cartoon brouhaha for some even stupider fundamentalist shit.

Bill Magill, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

"[Should I wear a chastity belt to stop masturbation?]

Maybe not a chastity belt (not very practical/hygienic) but there are other devices you can get. My fiance has one, it goes round the base of his xxxxx and just sits there until he gets aroused, then it has teeth that stick in and hurt him so he turns his mind to something else. Plus, for obvious reasons it can't be removed by a guy who's in that condition.

Personally I think it's terrible that he has to wear that thing, it hurts him a lot at times and he bleeds, but we're sharing a home together now and not married and we've promised each other nothing immoral will happen and he feels it's the only way he can keep on the right path
"

Marie O's, Christian Forums [Comments (87)] 2006-Mar-11

ROOMATE SOLUTIONS!!!

sexyDancer, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

"Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son
"
Betty,


(Note: the boy eventually took his own life.)

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

that thread is horribly depressing and makes me very very angry

kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

I love the "award"titles, like this one :

"Occam's Razor Disagrees" Award

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

Linda, Good news prayer room

Gaia1981, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"

Gods soldier, Myspace [Comments (127)] 2006-Feb-03

LOL!

kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

o_O

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently, if you take all the quotes of what Jesus had to say on homosexuality, you end up with a blank page. Odd that christians today are so hung up on Jewish law from the old testament in this particular instance.

dean ge, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://loljesus.com/submissions/jesus_gay.jpg

kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

You'd think hardcore Fundatmentalists would keep Kosher

sexyDancer, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

you'd think, but as a bunch of people have written, american fundamentalism has everything to do about culture and tribal identity and very little to do about theological tenets. It's more of a sense of religion than anything of what that religion actually says, or to thump one's chest and proclaim beliefs based on biblical "literalism", without actually having read much of the thing, or clinging to stuff like the Rapture for psychological reasons(something that doesn't actually show up in the bible).

kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

kingfish OTM - the "theology" is really inconsistent and confused.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

"Dawkins, you and your atheist friends cannot win. America WILL become a Christian Republic even if we have to write a whole new constitution. Millions of us are dedicated to this righteous cause. We will suceed. And then we will invade godless countries like "Great" Britain and kill all of your heathens. First we need to take care of things at home and in the Middle East but we will get around to Europe. You Godless freaks will die but then you will roast in hell for infinite time. Goodbye you loser"

John Doe

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

"Thinking Can Be Dangerous!

Ironically, feminism promotes the notion that women who don't think for themselves often become enslaved in abusive relationships with men. So Dr. Feminist comes along and educates (i.e., brainwashes) women to "think" for themselves. As a tragic consequence, THINKING WOMEN have murdered nearly 50,000,000 babies in America alone!!! THINKING WOMEN by the millions are turning to LESBIANISM to escape "Domestic Abuse." I mean, com on, can men be that bad ladies? Feminism has thrown the baby out with the bath-water, training a generation of Feminazis to hate masculine authority. THINKING WOMEN are destroying America! Whoopi Goldberg in the photo to the right is an openly professed BISEXUAL.

What all these feminists need to do is SHUT UP, and stop destroying other people's marriages. A wife who would otherwise be willing to "tough it out" through the struggles of marriage, often ends up filing for divorce because of some demonic feminist rat who brainwashed her with feminist THINKING. Tragically, the feminist rat is often a pastor's wife or Christian woman in the church. Is this really "thinking," or a lobotomy? Thank God for all the loyal wives who DON'T THINK. Thank God for all the loving mothers who DIDN'T have to THINK whether or not to keep a child. There was no decision to make, because she would NEVER even consider murdering her own child. You know, thinking can be a dangerous thing! Obedience and thinking don't always reconcile very well. What you ladies need to do is allow your husband to lead and do the thinking. Feminists who claim to be "thinking women" are some of the biggest idiots on planet earth--PROOF that thinking can be dangerous!!!"

David J. Stewart,

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

"We have a new single male neighbor, [shocked smiley] and another single male neighbor has lived a few houses down since we moved here. We have done our best to shelter our children from him. We belive that being single is sinful (God gave Eve to Adam, a womans purpose is to be with a man). We do not want our children to think its ok to go though life single. My husband thinks all singles are 'you know what' which makes this matter even more dire. We can't afford to move right now so we're both just at our wits end. We've been praying constantly and talking to our pastor who is very concerned as well. I will continue to pray [praying smiley] and I'm sure He will show me the right path, until then has anyone else struggles with this problem, any advise? ["HELP" smiley]"

proudsoccermom,

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

single=gay?

Heave Ho, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

"I wish the bible was taught in history class! Im really bad with dates and I dont think the bible really has any."

Esther, Teens4Christ [Comments (46)] 2007-Jul-29

J, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, com on, can men be that bad ladies?

kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

"Since the population of mankind is a "closed" population - no humans can migrate to and from earth, only the rate of births and deaths can increase or decrease the human population.

Therefore, the way to control the population growth is through the increase of the human mortality rate by legitimate means. Not through the crimes of abortions, infanticide, euthanasia and etc; but through the automatic DEATH PENALTY for the broad spectrum of deeds that are high crimes in the sight of the true GOD. This principle of population control has never been addressed by demography. It is the cornerstone of proper human population control which the builders have rejected.

Some of the high crimes which God requires the human society to vigorously enforce the death penalty upon are: blasphemy against the true God; idolatry; breaking the Lord's day; dishonor to parents; murder; adultery; incest; homosexuality; bestiality; rape; kidnapping; seeking to destroy the righteous; putting to death the innocent (such as putting innocent embryos and fetuses to death in abortions); seeking to overthrow God's appointed authority, etc.
In order for the world community of humans to actually put this decorous principle into practice, it must adopt the MORAL LAW OF GOD - THE TEN COMMANDMENTS as the supreme laws of the World community.

This principle of controlling the population would positively affect the economic prosperity of nations, positively affect the health and increase the life expectancy of law abiding citizens, properly educate the human race, positively affect the family structure, overwhelmingly reduce crime, etc. Every legitimate aspect of the human society would benefit greatly."

Robert T. Lee

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

This shit's gotta be a hoax

Bill Magill, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

4.how come we cant speak monkey

this had me rolling on the floor

stevie, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

They provide links to the forums where the quotes came from. So sadly it's no hoax.
x-post

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that's the thing. Faking it can be indistinguishable from the real thing.

kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

i'm more entertained/concerned with what the more prominently published types say

kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

that's crazy. I kept reading that second one for some explanation of motive of WHY liberals have such an interest in your children having sex, but none was provided. Because they're liberals, that's why.

kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

They provide links to the forums where the quotes came from. So sadly it's no hoax.

God knows no one would troll fundie forums or anything, amirite?

milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

Read this for a hilarious palate cleanser.

Abbott, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.slumdance.com/blogs/brian_flemming/archives/002086.html

Heave Ho, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

God knows no one would troll fundie forums or anything, amirite?

I doubt all of them are trolls.

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

i dont think its ironic dean, the emphasis maybe. oh you meanies, there are some gems here even if the gravity quote is closer to the truth than he/she realises, the link from Abbott with the report on cults: 'Kirk Cameron investigates druids', hahahahha

Kiwi, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

The Cross in Space - A mission to make sure the Cross is above every nation of the world by launching it into space in a Polar orbit.
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html

I prefer
http://www.vikingsinspace.nl/UserFiles/Image/Pigs%20In%20Space.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/14/93769569_e8a2fff0c6_m.jpg

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55668

chuck norris?

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.objectiveministries.org/ads/ad_ncbcps.gif

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm black, but I think Martin Luther King is burning in hell".

http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/king.htm

Duane Barry, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

were people this insane before the internet?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

definitely - maybe even moreso

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

People have always been crazy. The internet's made it easier for the crazies to find each other.

leavethecapital, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

and boy have they found each other

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 08:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6916287.stm

Instead of Spiderman or Bratz dolls, children in the US could soon be clutching a talking Jesus toy, a bearded Moses or a muscle-bound figure of Goliath.

From the middle of August, Wal-Mart, the biggest toy retailer in the US, will for the first time stock a full line of faith-based toys.

The Bible-based action figures will initially be given two feet of shelf space in 425 of the company's 3,300 stores nationwide.

There, the Tales of Glory dolls will take on what their makers are calling "the battle for the toy box" with some of the nation's most popular action figures.

The market is notoriously hard to crack, with every child wanting what their friends at school have and high-profile brands like Transformers and Spiderman dominating marketing.

So will the 12in (30cm) Jesus doll quoting scripture or the 3in (8cm) figure of Daniel in the lion's den open up children's imaginations - and their parents' wallets?

'Spiritual journey'

David Socha, founder of One2believe, the company which makes the dolls, is confident the demand is there for "God-honouring" toys which reflect Christian teachings and morality.

We get a lot of people, even people who are not of faith, don't go to church, saying 'I've got a four and a six-year-old and I don't know what to get them any more'," he said.

"If you go in a toy aisle in any major retailer, you will see toys and dolls that promote and glorify evil, destruction, lying, cheating.

"In the girls' aisle where the dolls would be, you see dolls that are promoting promiscuity to very young girls. Dolls will have very revealing clothes on, G-string underwear."

What his company offers instead is "something faith-based that is not only fun to play with but also is solidifying a person's spiritual wherewithal and their spiritual journey", he said.

Retail boom

In offering a faith-based alternative to the commercial mainstream, Mr Socha is tapping into a broader nationwide trend.

Sales of so-called Christian products, including books, music, clothes and gifts, have climbed steadily from $4bn (£2bn) in 2000 to $4.63bn last year, according to the Association for Christian Retail.

Accounting for part of that growth is a boom in Christian fantasy fiction, some of it written in response to some Christians' unease over the use of magic in the Harry Potter books.

According to the Book Industry Study Group, sales of religious books went up by 5.6% in 2006. Another survey suggests Christian book-buyers spend half as much again on books as the average American.

Nearly 12% of Americans spend more than $50 a month on religious products and another 11% spend $25-29 a month, according to a Baylor University study, with one in three Americans surveyed making at least one purchase a year in a Christian bookshop.

Nancy Guthrie, of the Association for Christian Retail, said: "Over the past decade there has been a significant openness in the broader market place for Christian products.

"All kinds of retailers have recognised that there are a lot of people out there who want books and music and gifts that reflect their faith."

The fact that two Christian books topped US best-seller lists in 2001, one of which was the fantasy novel Desecration, helped raise awareness of the availability of such products, she said.

Following on from that, Mel Gibson's 2004 film The Passion of the Christ "awoke people to the interest and market for Christian media and entertainment", Ms Guthrie added.

'Wholesome things'

Wal-Mart spokeswoman Melissa O'Brien said it made sense for the retail giant - which has carried religious items before but never a full line of faith-based toys - to try to reach that audience too.

The stores chosen for the initial sales of the Tales of Glory dolls are those where other religion-based products such as Bibles and gospel music have sold very well, she said.

Most are in Wal-Mart's heartlands in America's South and Mid West, although a few stores in California and north-east Pennsylvania will also stock the figures, which are aimed at three- to 12-year-olds and all come with a book telling their story.

"It's really a test to see how consumers will respond," she said. "We anticipate there may be parents and teachers who would find these toys beneficial in teaching biblical stories."

Laurie Schacht, president of industry publication The Toy Book, believes faith-based toys could sell well in the right market place, although they will not be to everyone's taste.

"I think there are parents who want the hottest things that are out there and I think there are parents who want to give their children more wholesome things," she said.

"I think it's going to be a parent purchase much more than what the child wants. I think there's a market and I think Wal-Mart sees that and has given shelf space for it."

Ms Schacht points out that there have been faith-based toys, such as the Precious Moments range, in specialist Christian stores for years but that this will be the first time a mass retail outlet has jumped into the market.

As for their appeal to children? "Like everything else, if the toys have 'play value' and you put them in front of a child, they will do well," she said.

Mr Socha says making the figures attractive to young people has been at the heart of the project - and they have been tried and tested on Sunday school and church groups.

"If the kids aren't engaged and having fun, then we might as well not do it," he said.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44023000/jpg/_44023014_fog_group_203x300.jpg
The Bible-based action figures include Goliath and Samson

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44023000/jpg/_44023357_daniel_203.jpg
The dolls' makers say parents want to give toys with a moral message

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44023000/jpg/_44023356_moses_203x300.jpg
Sales of faith-based products have been climbing steadily in the US

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6906693.stm

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

fund-a-mental-list

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

God knows no one would troll fundie forums or anything, amirite?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the woman who claims her gay son committed suicide is a case of trolling.

Eric H., Tuesday, 31 July 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

Such a wife needs to sincerely ask herself "why" her husband is being abusive--there's ALWAYS a reason.

holy shit

Well, yeah, the reason is: the guy's an asshole.

nathalie, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://i9.tinypic.com/5ytwkz9.png

StanM, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rankinbass.com/images/HEAD_davey_goliath.jpg

kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

I've got this Job action figure on my desk:
http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2006/12/22/job.jpg

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Job is looking a little more young and buff than I imagined him.

kenan, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

StanM otm, that's the funniest shit I've seen in forever

J0hn D., Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

xpost: he came with a "devestated wasteland" playset

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

Devoid of the packaging those are indistinguishable from the 'ironic' bible figures you buy in overpriced tat/novelty birthday card shops

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

funnily enough, i was reading the ten (or twenty, or thirty) commandments part of the bible in a hotel yesterday. i can't believe that, inkeeping with my christian beliefs in the same way that many of these folks are, i'll have to set my hebrew slaves free in a couple of years. :(

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k113/Jacob025/bigBanner_October2.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

God's got me staring down the barrel of a gun here! Maybe Depeche Mode was trying to send me religious messages more subtle than those in"Blasphemous Rumors" and "Personal Jesus."

Abbott, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

holy fuck xpost

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

There'a also been a multi-faith action figure collection. Here's Allah:

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/fallah.jpg

Duane Barry, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

ha before that loaded i was gonna warn you

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

bloody hell @ ned t rifles post

Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 4 August 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)


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