I don't think anything has disgusted me more than this, ever

At least he didn't insert a tiny shaving razor.

abbott musta missed the walloginas.

That would have alleviated it somewhat, end up in some more obscene & scandalous World According to Garp vengeance scene.

Yeah, I missed the walloginas. Spelled that way, it looks like the name of some critter indigenous to Australia.

unlike marsupials, it's not remotely cute.

Now I feel obligated to ask for "how does I see this thing of notoriety?" Might as well get all my libido killers done in the same week.

look for jhosea-started threads.

reading about this dude's shaving cream uh "experiments" isn't as disturbing to me, i guess because i'm not imaging it.

GOD WOULDN'T THAT HURT YOUR PEENER? I don't even have one and it's kill kill killing me.

hurt... IN THAT GOOD WAY

*cries bitter tears*

i'm sure it would hurt, i'm just not thinking about it.

searched jhosea threads...can't find the wallabyginas.

not as gross as Steve-O's beer enema

Abbott, tread lightly:
NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING ELSE: DO NOT CLICK HERE

could the mods change that title to NOT SAFE FOR GOD NOR MAN

Aw, really, to me that's not one whit near as bad.

I hope it shows up on Snopes, those photos they always have to debunk: DISTURBING IMAGE WARNING --- Woman born with 45 vaginas. True or false? False.

All white girl vaginas, this institutional vag racism has got to stop marring our walls.

the chuck fightclub short story is coming to mind.
m.

So I assume that you, Abbott, are female and that you do not shave things?

I'm female...when I shave things it's with dr. bronner's generally...and I definietely don't squeeze anything into my urethra.

this is not disgusting but it is disturbing

This is so funny--I found this in the station while a bunch of us were doing a radio show, and I passed it around, and everyone was so fucking grossed out.

ok ow ow ow this thread

That sex ed tape OMG! I wonder if it's real or not? I never knew I wished I didn't equate Mario's moustache with developing pubic hair, but now...

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html (not for the squeamish.)

is not real. those were n64 sprites

"Pleased, I repeated this a few times."

I love the tone here.

I assume this NSFW? I am not clicking.

hee hee I thought his response to the shaving cream dude was pretty hilarious

"Are these shaving-cream penis enemas going to kill this motherfucker?"

Another sad moment in static usernames on nu-ILX.

I think I just had a kinky inspiration.

and I was inspired to insert the tip of the shaving-cream can into my urethra, pinch it shut, and press the button.

That's one big urethra

ow ow ow

any sort of urethra-play talk gives me the immediate "ARGH NO" cringe

"urethra-play"

ugh

google search "sounding"

DO YOU FEEL LUCKY???

(answer: no no no)

Someone in high school told me a story about a girl she knew who was standing on a fire hydrant at a young age (like say 5) while wearing a skirt. Said girl slipped and landed crotch-first on the top of the hyndrant and had to be pried off by paramedics. Said girl is now barren.

This reminds me of that story.

http://www.stationhouse.com/outpost/includes/h_images/medical_sounds.jpg

OK NO

red velveteen valise of FEAR

wait are those small barbells?

I am glad that I have lived to the age of 34 without ever having heard of "sounding" or even imagining that urethra-insertion could be fun.

(and I still maintain it cannot be)

BARBEL

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39604000/jpg/_39604973_barbel203.jpg

that picture is actually a cross-section of a whale's urethra

xposts

ohhhhh now i get it

Further reading:

Hardy Haberman, Fetish Diva Midori. The Family Jewels: A Guide to Male Genital Play and Torment. Greenery Press, 2001. ISBN 1890159344.

I think, when the zoological and anthropological project is finally completed, we will reach the conclusion that it is not language, culture or tool-usage that truly separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom, but the propensity for urethral play.

http://www.pswsfa.com/eel.htm

kiu horrible people who are hilarious writers: http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 11:29 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hee hee