Explaining Methadone Treatment to Kids

http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/9740/methadone.html

haha is that even supposed to be a joke originally?

no.

He should make a "because I said so" comic explaining to kids why they can't stay up past 9.

woah, is "up past 9" at all grammatically correct? How could the word "past" apply to the future? I must be talking retard talk.

Main Entry:
2past
Function:
preposition
Date:
14th century

1 a: beyond the age for or of <past playing with dolls> b: after <half past two>

"past" meaning "beyond"

thanks!

because it's "past" as in "on the other side of 9" which is only relative to the 9 o'clock independent of where in linear time that particular 9 o'clock is.

(Massively xposted while I tried to (1) get my head round the past 9 thing and (2) get my head round that weird-assed cartoon up top. How the hell does that explain anything?)

the full cartoon is here, ailsa: http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/9740/justwaithere1.html

uh oh I think we broked it.

WHAT HAVE I DONE

man, fuck geoshitties

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the methadone clinic "clients" on my daily bus ride are, in general, terribly depressing

also alternately effusive, friendly, rude, violent, and cranky. They are all almost uniformly filthy and stinky, however. that doesn't seem to change much.

there is one right across the street from me. I'm not in the 'hood, though... the clients are mostly hillbillies who commute from Knoxville for their take-homes. Every morning I guess. The line-up starts at about 5 a.m. and they are serviced and out your precious sight before you've had your first cuppa joe. They leave an awful mess, though.

Like Shakey Mo, I hate them and most everyone else, especially all white people.

uh...

woah, is "up past 9" at all grammatically correct? How could the word "past" apply to the future? I must be talking retard talk.

-- dean ge

Yesterday at work we had a huge problem, while writing some minutes, around the statement, "Only standing members sit at meetings ". It was technically right, but it really did our heads in and eventually we changed it.

Every chemists around here seems to dispense methadone n OJ to people. Its fairly discreet and never too much hassle though. And not all stinky angsty junkies either.

"They take a drug called heroin, or sometimes morphine."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/methadone1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/methadone2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/methadone3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/methadone4.jpg

LOCK THREAD

"It's not the heroin that makes them feel sick. The heroin makes them feel good, but when they run out they feel sick."

YAH JUST SPLAIN THAT TO YR KIDS

omg curt1s

Curtis you are strange ;P

http://www.virginiasportshalloffame.com/images/hof_induct/Strange_Cup.jpg

nevermind

hahaha, I thought the original comic panel was the entire thing! Now I see it is just the cover.

Metha Do's 'n' Don'ts

"It's illegal so the dealers can charge whatever they want."

"So make it legal!"

they commute FROM knoxville? to where?

couple weeks ago, walking down 10th avenue in manhattan, on the sw corner of 57th street I suddenly found myself surrounded by a crowd of zombies and wraiths, flotsam and jetsam, just the most damaged ppl imaginable, milling around staring into space smoking cigarettes. one woman in a sleevless t and shorts looked like a human pin cushion w/ perforations all over her exposed flesh and then it dawned on me, they were methadonians congregating for their daily dose. sad, even tragic waste but it beats having to go out and cop dope every day. I guess.