Diane Lane - C/D, P/F, POO, who is she?, etc.

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Never has a semi-respectable actress (ie not a skeezebag like Tara Reid) been in so many awful movies. What's her deal?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Unfaithful (2002) .... Connie Sumner	3
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains (1981) .... Corinne Burns	2
Streets of Fire (1984) .... Ellen Aim	2
Mad Dog Time (1996) .... Grace Everly	1
The Cotton Club (1984) .... Vera Cicero	1
A Walk on the Moon (1999) .... Pearl Kantrowitz	1
The Outsiders (1983) .... Sherri 'Cherry' Valance	1
"Lonesome Dove" (1989) (mini) TV Series .... Lorena Wood	1
Judge Dredd (1995) .... Judge Hershey	1
Hard Ball (2001) .... Elizabeth Wilkes	1
Love Dream (1988) .... China	0
Vital Signs (1990) .... Gina Wyler	0
The Big Town (1987) .... Lorry Dane	0
Descending Angel (1990) (TV) .... Irina Stroia	0
Knight Moves (1992) .... Kathy Sheppard	0
Touched by Love (1980) .... Karen	0
Lady Beware (1987) .... Katya Yarno	0
Rumble Fish (1983) .... Patty	0
Miss All-American Beauty (1982) (TV) .... Sally Butterfield	0
Six Pack (1982) .... Breezy	0
National Lampoon Goes to the Movies (1982) .... Liza ("Growing Yourself")	0
Child Bride of Short Creek (1981) (TV) .... Jessica Rae Jacobs	0
Cattle Annie and Little Britches (1981) .... Jenny (Little Britches)	0
"Great Performances" .... Charity Royall (1 episode, 1981)	0
My New Gun (1992) .... Debbie Bender	0
Rakuyô (1992) .... Cho Renko	0
Chaplin (1992) .... Paulette Goddard	0
My Dog Skip (2000) .... Ellen Morris	0
The Virginian (2000) (TV) .... Molly Stark	0
The Perfect Storm (2000) .... Christina 'Chris' Cotter	0
"Cool Women in History" (2001) TV Series .... Host - Season 2	0
The Glass House (2001) .... Erin Glass	0
Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) .... Frances	0
Fierce People (2005) .... Liz Earl	0
Must Love Dogs (2005) .... Sarah Nolan	0
Grace & Glorie (1998) (TV) .... Gloria	0
Gunshy (1998) .... Melissa	0
Indian Summer (1993) .... Beth Warden/Clair Everett (flashback)	0
"Fallen Angels" .... Bernette Stone (1 episode, 1993)	0
Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All (1994) (TV) .... Lucy Honicut Marsden	0
A Streetcar Named Desire (1995) (TV) .... Stella	0
Wild Bill (1995) .... Susannah Moore	0
Jack (1996) .... Karen Powell	0
The Only Thrill (1997) .... Katherine Fitzsimmons	0
Murder at 1600 (1997) .... Agent Nina Chance	0
Hollywoodland (2006) .... Toni Mannix	0

― milo z, Thursday, 2 August 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

No 'A Little Romance'?

― Michael White, Thursday, 2 August 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

She was on Topsail Island filming a movie with Richard Gere when I was there in June. We didn't have dinner or anything though.

― Kerm, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

she's so hot, and unfaithful is amazing

http://www.splicedonline.com/02reviews/unfaithful.jpg

not to mention that man

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

There's been a definite decline there since about 1994 hasn't there? A drop-off in quality, if you will. Streets Of Fire walks this one.

― Matt #2, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, I so crushed on Diane Lane when I was in high school, after seeing "The Outsiders" in the ninth grade. Totally "Streets of Fire" on this one.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e9/180px-Streetsoffireellenaim.jpg

― Phil D., Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

she's just so simply sexy

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

Diane Lane = Heather Locklear with her hair dyed brown

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

ur right, striking resemblance

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

so hot

― max, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

since we can't defend her career, time for picture:

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Diane_Lane_Biography.jpg

― milo z, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Diane_Lane_Biography_3.jpg

― milo z, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

hotter than Jane Seymour, but just barely

― milo z, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

Unfaithful earns this decade's Frances award for terrible films with a fantastic lead performance.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

please, unfaithful was NOT a terrible film. it was the epitome of campy trashy entertainment. so fun. and she was incrdibly sexy in it. thx for pix

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

ha jane seymour. r u saying they look alike?

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

MILFs

― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

Fabulous Stains for me.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

campy trashy entertainment. so fun.

it's too slow to be fun

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

RE:Stains

Has that ever gotten a proper (re-)release? I'd love to see it.

― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

i did not think it was slow at all i was lke riveted the whole time. AGREE TO DISAGREE OK?????

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

Surmounter, your hot boi Olivier Martinez was also in Before Night Falls with similarly floppy locks.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

sooooooo hot. never saw dat. i mean honestly i'm not sure that i can think of a sexier body of work right now.

― Surmounter, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

what a work of art is man

― Surmounter, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

I heard she auditioned for Stifler's mom!

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/C55542.jpg

she's pretty comfy in the low cuts

― Surmounter, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

Luke Y. Thompson sticks it to Adrian Lyne in his review of Unfaithful

He tries to spice things up each time with a bit of metaphor: AIDS in Fatal Attraction, class envy in Indecent Proposal, pedophilia in Lolita and a vague drug-addiction metaphor here (Constance oversleeps, drives badly and neglects her kid because she needs, needs, needs French cock).

― C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

hokey but well-executed action romp Perfect Storm v sex in the hallway in Unfaithful.

― Gukbe, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

btw, is it time to re-evaluate the Cotton Club?

― Gukbe, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

The sex scenes in Unfaithful... good lord...

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 3 August 2007 02:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://jsmagic.net/americanlane/img0.jpg

― milo z, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

NICE GAMS
http://www.rumela.com/albums/diane_lane/diane_lane18.jpg

― gershy, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:10 (seventeen years ago)

yeah she's hot

― latebloomer, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/13/A70-6564

― Eazy, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:22 (seventeen years ago)

that tag line sucks

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

actually, i'm glad that between the tag line and the poster you pretty much know the story without having to see the movie

― latebloomer, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

the director of that movie went onto direct the episode of the next generation where picard keeps having the dream about the pair

― latebloomer, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago)

-Who's next? I wanna write some checks!
-OK. Listen. It's Bad News Bears...
-Uh-huh...
-...meets Cannonball Run.
-You're thinking Burt Reynolds?
-Close...Kenny Rogers.
-Done! Next?

― Eazy, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:35 (seventeen years ago)

MY NEW GUN IS GREAT!

― scott seward, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:47 (seventeen years ago)

Cattle Annie & Little Britches is awesome too! It should really be on dvd. Even pauline kael loved it. AND SHE WAS A HARD WOMAN TO PLEASE IF YOU WEREN'T BRIAN DEPALMA.

― scott seward, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:49 (seventeen years ago)

cotton club really derailed her career for a while there, no credits in 85 & 86

― gershy, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:51 (seventeen years ago)

a walk on the moon was good too. and so was a perfect storm. and i liked the big town. and the cotton club. and of course i love streets of fire and rumble fish and the outsiders and ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous stains. SHE HAS BEEN IN LOTS OF GOOD MOVIES!

― scott seward, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:52 (seventeen years ago)

omg, i totally forgot about hard ball

"The story of ten kids and a coach who never had a chance... until they took a chance on each other."
LOL

― gershy, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

WHAT ABOUT DREDD

― David R., Friday, 3 August 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago)

diane lane vs. michelle pfeiffer

― Surmounter, Friday, 3 August 2007 05:19 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

wtf about jane seymour. she is not hot. diane lane certainly is tho.

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

You're thinking of Kate Mulgrew.

― Kerm, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

kate whogrew.

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.afi.com/Images/tvevents/laa/connery/JaneSeymour.jpg

back in the day, she was even hotter

― milo z, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

just horrible.

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/195000/images/_196657_jimmy_hill.150.19-10-98.jpg

― Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

jane seymour is NOT ugly! she's def not diane lane league, but she's an attractive woman.

again tho, diane lane vs. michelle pfeiffer i feel is a good contest

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/untracableposter2.jpg

― omar little, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

shh

― omar little, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/25/article-0-0AE7169F000005DC-710_468x461.jpg

― velko, Thursday, 2 September 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago)

I hate that kid from the Sarah Connor Chronicles so much.

― (¬_¬) (Nicole), Thursday, 2 September 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

very popular thread

― buzza, Sunday, 24 April 2011 07:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.viceland.com/music/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fish01.jpg

― Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Friday, 6 May 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

She gets nice line in Rob Lowe's memoir, in the part about The Outsiders that was excerpted in Vanity Fair.

― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

Catholic school girl in "Rumble Fish" was imprinted permanently on my teenage mind in the early '80s.

Not to mention daydream fantasy sequence in shop class.

http://dcairns.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/vlcsnap-1682633.png

― thirdalternative, Friday, 6 May 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

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