Cruel Intentions C/D

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(like I'm going to admit I watched & vaguely enjoyed Cruel Intentions on
an Internet board, sheesh).

-- David R. (quoteidio...), October 28th, 2004.

marmotwolof, Friday, 3 August 2007 06:31 (eighteen years ago)

Everybody watches it, its just that nobody posts about it.

AlanSmithee, Friday, 3 August 2007 07:27 (eighteen years ago)

Classic

Christyles, Friday, 3 August 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

I have absolutely no recollection of watching this movie. :-( Ryan is such a Ken.

nathalie, Friday, 3 August 2007 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was good, but more in television way than a film way. If it had been the double-length first episode of a new series, I would have been excited to watch the rest of the series.

accentmonkey, Friday, 3 August 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

this movie rules

Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 August 2007 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

this movie is hilariously bad. I like watching Buffy being evil - it doesn't really work but she looked like she had a lot of fun trying.

I loved the Jag.

Roz, Friday, 3 August 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

Ryan Philippe's in his pre-sleek N'Sync-era Justin Timberlake curly hair period, and it shows in his acting. Reese Witherspoon surprisingly effective playing a Nice Girl.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 3 August 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

I will watch Buffy and Selma Blair kiss anytime anywhere.

milo z, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Best Thread Ever.

Classic.

I know, right?, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

Classic

Whatever happened to Selma Blair anyway?

C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

She was in Hellboy and The Fog.

milo z, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

I see, and also--according to IMDB--a bunch of indie movies no one's seen.

C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

I tried to get my ex, a huge Dangerous Liaisons fan, to watch this for like 6 years. :/

Jordan, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

...and she's divorced Ahmet Zappa as well.

(x-post)

C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

SELMA

BLAIR

gff, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

oh, she was in Pretty Persuasion - that movie was a huge disappointment-slash-piece of crap.

milo z, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

it did feature her in a schoolgirl outfit dancing around for her creepy-horndog boyfriend Ron Livingston, as I recall

milo z, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

I miss the Reese Witherspoon of Freeway/Cruel Intentions/Election.

milo z, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

Fun movie, terrible ending. SMG not at all convincing as evil person, but not neccesarily in a bad way. Ryan Phillipe rub, as always. Selma Blair hot, as always. Next?

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

I do remember the chin. Boy can we forget the chin? I want to chop it off and let it roam on another planet.

nathalie, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Where is the love for
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196267/
and
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0391891/

Martin Van Burne, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

Mimi Rogers -> The one who turned Tom onto Scientology. Serves her right, I guess. ;-)

nathalie, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

This has been playing on HBO a bit lately and I re-watched a little bit of it to remind myself just how laughably awful the ending is. Also, the only time I've ever thought SMG was hot.

Reese Witherspoon surprisingly effective playing a Nice Girl.

wtf? she's like the pre-eminent Nice Girl actress of her generation.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Classic, but still nowhere near as awesome as Dangerous Liaisons.

Sara R-C, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

"don't just look at it...SUCK IT"

Gukbe, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

wtf? she's like the pre-eminent Nice Girl actress of her generation

Have Freeway and Election slipped down the memory hole?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

It's her evil chin.

stevienixed, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

If anything, those were the movies where she played against type, not CI. And her character in Election she was basically a goodie-goodie overachiever who just happened have gotten it on with her teacher (which, hey, really makes her a teacher's pet type with boundary issues). And she played a really wholesome and nice kind of ditz in Legally Blonde. The only time she really played a 'bad girl' was in Pleasantville, and she only seemed risque compared to the Leave It To Beaver types. (xpost)

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

Freeway and Election are exceptions to the rule set by the Legally Blonde films and Sweet Home Alabama.

(x-post)

C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

uh, except that those movies were made first?

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

Is Freeway good? I don't remember that movie at all.

Jordan, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

also where does American Psycho fit into this...?

Reese is best when she's playing the goodie-goodie with a heart of pure black evil (a la Election)

Freeway is TEH BEST

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

(um x-post)

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

I'll concede that her first big movie was The Man on the Moon, in which she was goodness personified; but I first noticed how great she played bitches. And Alex's point – her character in Election she was basically a goodie-goodie overachiever who just happened have gotten it on with her teacher (which, hey, really makes her a teacher's pet type with boundary issues) – makes her into a villain in my book.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

I think she just has the "nice girl" tag because of how she is in real life - the responsible young actress-mum, who goes on talk shows bemoaning the attitudes of her young Hollywood peers, the Southern girl made good etc etc

and despite all those other movies, Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Alabama were what made her a household name.

Roz, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

except that those movies were made first

Roz said what I wanted to say.

C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

I just don't understand how "playing against type" works in reverse

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

by definition, the "type" has to come first, chronologically

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

also I don't know anyone who's even seen Sweet Home Alabama

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

dude, most girls between 16-24 own a copy

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

Well Alfred just said that "her first big movie was The Man on the Moon, in which she was goodness personified," so there you go. Point is, I seriously doubt that, even during the brief period after Election but before Legally Blonde, that anyone would've really thought of her as more of a bitchy, femme fatale/villain type than a wholesome, heartland-looking cute blonde. All I was saying was Alfred acting like her goodie-goodie character in CI was some uncharacteristic role for her seemed weird to me. (xpost)

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

dude, most girls between 16-24 own a copy

haha guess I'll have to verify this with my "agents in the field"

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

that is the creepiest thing i've read on ilx today

ghost rider, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

and i read kenan's posts on the high heels thread

ghost rider, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

wow 5 years between Man in the Moon and Freeway?! weird

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

that is the creepiest thing i've read on ilx today

yes how dare I know people between the ages of 16-24 wtf

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

All I was saying was Alfred acting like her goodie-goodie character in CI was some uncharacteristic role for her seemed weird to me. (xpost)

Yeah, it's a purely personal reaction. I saw CI months after Election and years after Freeway, and it seemed such a shock.

It says lots about her range than she can convincingly play the Michele Pfeiffer of Dangerous Liasions and the Michelle Pfeiffer of Batman Returns.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

I watched this the first time IMMEDIATELY after watching Dangerous Liasons for the first time, and I can't think of a better way to experience it.

da croupier, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

This is maybe my favorite completely terrible movie.

Melissa W, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

great use of bandwidth guys

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

I think I prefer it to Gossip Girl.

keyser (suzy), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

its weird, when this movie came out i definitely though reese witherspoon was more attractive than selma blair

max, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

great use of bandwidth guys

No, it was a broadcast and I watched it on a television.

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

this movie is always on tv, like right now it is on tv. pacey whitter is kindof hot in it

plax (ico), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

Pacey Whitter is hot in everything imo. Why do you think I watch Fringe?

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

j/k I watch Fringe because it rules. Also, because Pacey is hot.

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

I sort of love this movie though and Ryan Phillipe's voice is amazing.

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

idk maybe, i like him when he swishes it up tho. more guys should understand the appeal of swishiness. sarah michelle geller is such an asshole in this. why is my spellcheck underlining sarah?

plax (ico), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

lol ryan phillipes voice doesnt sound like it is coming out of him!!!

plax (ico), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

is fringe that thing w/ scientists and monsters?

plax (ico), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

x-post - I know - it's amazing! I remember watching it and being like damn that voice but then it doesn't really go with the rest of him and it kind of screws it up.

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

lol scientists - yes monsters - sort of

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

i think this is the only movie i ever saw w. him in it. its weird bc he was married to reese witherspoon right? and this was the only workable picture i had of their married life. i was like damn reese witherspoon is fucked up. i realise thats not how things work though.

plax (ico), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha. Yeah, he was married to her and I think I know what you mean. It was sad when he died. I kind of want to watch this now even though it's pretty shit.

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

its funny because i had a conversation about how this movie is always on tv last saturday night and here it is again. it is basically always on tv. i remember my sisters friend made a tape of the soundtrack for me because i liked the skunk anansie song but i mainly liked it for the video where hot teenagers rob a 711 and have a threesome.

omg for a second there i was like "ryan phillipe is dead???"

plax (ico), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

RIP

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

Only his career.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

btw i totally knew you would like this movie enbb

plax (ico), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

of course you did! <3

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

When that first came out Selma Blair kissing Buffy was a topic of conversation with pretty much every guy I know.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

i have only seen cruel intentions 3.

my favorite ryan phillipe role is in gosford park where SPOILER he does this terrible british accent for the first half and you're like "lol ryan phillipe you have a terrible british accent" and then it turns out that his character is actually an american pretending to be british and none of the other characters are fooled by his terrible accent.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

also at one point kristin scott thomas flirtatiously asks him to bring her some milk to help her sleep and he says "would that be howt melk... OR COWLD" as if there is legible innuendo there.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i remember him in that but i had to look him up on imdb, thats a good movie though as long as you forget that stephen fry is in it.

plax (ico), Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

i grew up with jeeves and wooster and can never dislike stephen fry but he's bizarrely broad (ho ho) in that movie. the fifteen minutes of it he's in are like abrupt sketch comedy.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

he should be killed immediately

plax (ico), Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

v harsh

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

<3 pacey witter

horseshoe, Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

ok if surmounter posts this revive will have reached all of its intended audience

plax (ico), Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

haha i love this movie

horseshoe, Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

lol this is a compilation of pacey moments in cruel intentions (the person who made its entire account is compilations of pacey in difft things, also i am dying over her profile pic)

http://vimeo.com/3126480

plax (ico), Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

did not notice the spartacus ref in this movie before, both it and clueless use it as shorthand for homo-movie

plax (ico), Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

watched this pretty recently, selma blair is so fine

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 22 January 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

lol i forgot how hard philippe was trying to sound like malkovich in dangerous liaisons in this movie

horseshoe, Saturday, 22 January 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

lol yes!!

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 22 January 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

it's sort of endearing

horseshoe, Saturday, 22 January 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

watched this pretty recently, selma blair is so fine

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, January 21, 2011 8:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

max, Saturday, 22 January 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

the first time i ever went on a date i went to this movie and had to make the girl ask two sketch dudes to buy us tickets since it was R and then we watched it and she was like "why dont you put your arm around me" and the thing is i didnt even like her it was just cause everyone said we should go out so i put my arm around her and then broke up with her over email and she blamed my best friend nick and in the end she was kind of right nick did make fun of me for going on a date with her but he also told me to ask her out so

max, Saturday, 22 January 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

had the biggest SMG crush when I was growing up

dayo, Saturday, 22 January 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

idk maybe, i like him when he swishes it up tho. more guys should understand the appeal of swishiness

Sexiest jheri curls of the late nineties -- better than Justin Timberlake's.

It makes perfect sense that he made a pretty convincing convincing young macho actor in his last few movies. The swishiness helped.

Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 22 January 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

breaking up over email at the time this came out is some pretty next level, posting from the future shit xxp

dayo, Saturday, 22 January 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

noodle8✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

my actual email at the time

max, Saturday, 22 January 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

noodle8513 at aol dot com

max, Saturday, 22 January 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

thats a lot of noodles

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 22 January 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

you were born in the 13th month of 1985? wow

dayo, Saturday, 22 January 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

lol i was just thinking about this movie the other day and how i wanted to watch it again, but only cruel intentions 2 was on netflix instant play... it was so goddamn terrible, even by my pretty low tv-movie standards.

just1n3, Saturday, 22 January 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

i think ppl like this movie bc its the one where buffy is *bad*

plax (ico), Saturday, 22 January 2011 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

this is like the last movie buffy ever made.

akm, Saturday, 22 January 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

nine months pass...

i finally watched it

surm, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

the funny thing about my having never watched it is that RP has always been my #1 crush

and yeah bc of that watching this movie was uh, intersting

surm, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)


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