Now there's going to be a surge in choking deaths at fast food establishments.
― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)
'slithering' on a fast food floor is a far more disgusting concept than unhinging one's jaws to take a shot from the burgerpipe
― milo z, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)
Now there's going to be a surge in choking deaths at fast food establishments.
Only in Japan. And they're a warlike people anyway. Fuck em.
― kenan, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)
'slithering' on a fast food floor is a far more disgusting concept than unhinging one's jaws to take a shot from the burgerpipe
That was a work cafeteria floor, though!
Also, I don't think "take a shot from the burgerpipe" means what it thinks you mean.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)
Did it really take three posts for the thread to go in this direction? ILX, you are slow today.
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)
I just re-watched that a few months ago! I OWN THE DVD!!!!!!!!
Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy is so adorable as the one nice alien!
― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.burgerpipe.com
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Availability
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Healthy
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Variety
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Benefits to Sellers
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Profitability
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Long Shelf Time
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Profit
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Novelty
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― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)