who would u fuk?

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

go ILX system, you fine piece of meat.

ILX System, and I'd do it cold sober!

"fuk me" campaigns begin here. you have until september.

I think the top ten should all just fuck each other

I'm pretty glad I'm not an option.

UH HEY DUDE NO.
xpost

Holy hell, how did my name get in that list?!

Man I wish I had posted more. I love hot internet fukage (pronounced french, like fuh-KAHJ -- or alternatively japanese, like bukkake with an F -- perhaps this should be the next poll).

bukfkake?

That's totally not what I meant and you know it, you should be ashamed of yourself

bu-fucky

you can just guess what that's short for

how will I ever choose!??

you guys who are voting ILX System all realize you're just getting JW's sloppy seconds right

YUMZ

bu-fucky

-- kenan, Thursday, August 9, 2007 8:03 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

is that your snake's name?

yes. i drew lightning bolts on the sides.

BOSS. FUCKING BOSS SNAKE BRAH.

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/cookin/images/bratwurst.jpg

What kind of pet snake do you have? My friend has the cutest orange corn snake that chilled in the hood of my jacket for a long time.

ALERT. DO NOT ALLOW KENANS SNAKE TO CHILL IN YOUR JACKET HOOD. ALERT.

HONGRO

Does this poll take hate fucks into account?

it doesn't specify against them

Where is Jessica H4rvell?

REDO POLL

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/marksausage.jpg

i deserve that, for making fun of yr snake

jesus fucking christ

!!!

Yep. Images off, yer my best pal.

that really looks like i've entered some weird german porn snuff brat film

no, it doesn't look like a particularly weird german porn snuff brat film.

oooh, I'm glad with this poll already, my name is right in between tehresa and Laurel

*homer simpson love growl*

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that sandwich is all about the bread

if you've already voted for yourself you can go home.

LOL I know (xpost)

this is really just headed in the wrong direction.

no, it doesn't look like a particularly weird german porn snuff brat film.

HA! No, it's the the standard old movie that's like "No! No more bratwurst! Oh the weltschmerz!" You know the drill.

too busy to post the past month = no unanticipated fuks for me :/

ILX ORGEE

http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/shortbus.jpg

no, it doesn't look like a particularly weird german porn snuff brat film.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, August 9, 2007 8:19 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yr just jealous b/c u can't be in my weird german porn suff brat film

that is probably pretty accurate. xpost

is wanko voting for himself?

which one is the home one and which one is the shop one again, nathalie/stevienixed?

kenan = way creepier than ned, despite his protests to the contrary.

good thread, dude.

Scott is on ILX hiatus, so any fuks will have to be hand-delivered to his home.

I'm just bitter at Ned for snubbing me on Myspace.

lol, ned snubbed u?

"I have far too much pride"

There are so many jpgs & quotes & zings here that I can't even pick one.

Perhaps because you brought it up? It was your go. I had been waiting days for you to take your turn (which you admitted). Unless you quickly took your go and before I knew that it was mine, you managed to force the game.

"Far too much pride"? Your behaviour over the past year on ILX hasn't been included in your self-appraisal I hope. (xpost)

fuk

dude it is just the internet, it'll take more than jpgs & quotes & zings to turn me into a gibbering mess with no self-esteem.

xpost: I did NOT admit it was my go, now you're twisting my words. You seem to have absolutely no grasp of how such things work, and the laughable impossibility of the 'crafty sheme' you so describe. I could only have forced the game if (as happened; I actually noticed your reticence to reply) you hadn't played in a week. FINITO.

*sits back and eats popcorn*

i am loving how this scrab beef keeps rolling

Don't bother Nath. Louis, grow up & learn to let go. I am done and you are badly mistaken (read: lying). For an inconsequential game this is requiring far more effort than it ever deserved! You were winning, you forced the win without waiting out the match, fine. As to slow play, see the scrabulous thread, I uninstalled because I felt bad keeping people waiting.

dude it is just the internet, it'll take more than jpgs & quotes & zings to turn me into a gibbering mess with no self-esteem.

Googling mums?

Blueski, give it a rest yeah?

has it come to this?

Can I have some of your popcorn, Nath? Salt or toffee? Mmmm... ACK! I hate it when the bits get stuck in my teeth.

Oh please do! I picked an XL large bucket and it seems the show's already over. Poo. :-)

Googling mums?

gibbering mess, granted, low self esteem, no way. temporarily decimated at the most. :p

my final word on scrabulous issue is that OF COURSE i wanted to finish the game, because i was doing so well! thing is, i thought you'd retired from playing, and i was getting cranky waiting for you to play your piece, AND i saw you say you were gonna stop playing on the Scrabulous thread, so i decided to at least get the small consolation of a forced win.

Dude, get a room. ;-)

who would u fuk over?

But it WASN'T MY TURN! Seriously. There was no indication for days that you had taken your turn. I know this because I had only 3 games (including yours) on the go.

That said, I can understand the desire for a consolation win. You took my smack talk in good form on the scrabulous thread so cheers for that anyway.

LESS SCRABBLE!!! MORE FUKKING!!!

I AM SECOND MOST FUKKABLE HUMAN ON ILX, YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!!!

Now for some more of that popcorn, yum.

http://i1.tinypic.com/5x4wzuf.gif

i have come round to idea of axing polls, but ONLY because they don't show who voted what or allow mulitple votes per user.

still can't believe there's no "who won't u fuk" thread yet. much better idea.

xxxpost scrabble leads to fukking, everybody knows that.

would this thread be better or worse if everyone knew who voted what?

so much worse

but TRUTH = BEAUTY

Disappointed about ken c's poor showing

me too :(

at least i got voted by the one i most like to fuk though. REQUITED LOVE.

requited fuk

well that's creepy

wait i'm not ghost rider, i'm ally. i fail at the internet.

This whole thread is crepey and kind of sad. Listing who voted for who would exponentially increase the crepey factor. Without that, I can assume that people were doing favors for their buds or joking.
Except for System. It deserved every single vote it got.

The never ending Scrabble beef is truly brilliant. Nobody beef with me b/c I'm slow. Trying to work more over here. (Although I won't beef with you if I get so slow that you must force a game.)

This whole thread is crepey and kind of sad.

Not if you know it's a joke. But... maybe not everybody does. :(

I would be a little ooged out if I were Ally, that is true.

Not if you know it's a joke. But... maybe not everybody does. :(

Well I look at it as so but some posts make me wonder if everyone does.

Ally's taken these kind of hits for awhile. I'm just glad for Luna that she wasn't a top poster when this poll for was made.

I don't think anyone is taking anything seriously here. Or do they?

I'm taking this totally seriously. I'm completely offended that 1 more person would rather fuk a database than fuk me. And I'm a DB analyst!

/\ this is a joke BTW. As far as the ILX creepometer goes, this thread is about .00000001 of a volt. It did amuse me, though, considering the amount of cheap namecalling that gets thrown at me in some parts around here, to show so high - I was expecting to be one of the 0's.

But seriously, if this thread bugs anyone for more than half a second, you need to get out more. It's so clearly a joke.

I don't think anyone is taking anything seriously here. Or do they?

You never know what evil lurks in the hearts of ILx0rs.

Hearts? They have HEARTS?

It's not much of a joke to vote for person you want to sex, is it?

Unless you vote jokingly, which many, but surely not all, did.

I didn't vote.

Considering the actual number of votes I think the margin of victory IS totally weird, but it's complicated.

People with several votes but I can't recall ever seeing a photo of them on ILX seems strange.

ILX System is WDYLL shy.

I have a photo of ILX System. He sent it to me over chat one late night.

http://globalnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/hal-9000.jpg

hubba hubba.

i know what very few ilxors look like, not even ally. i didn't vote.

ilx woman and ilx man, yesterday
http://www.hotmoviequotes.com/images/gallery/knocked-up_450x328.jpg

ilx system is kinda sexy

I prefer ilx systern

I'm sad on two counts; 1, no one voted for Ned, and 2, I didn't even get nominated.

and you voted for doglatin's sister

it's all just politics anyway

Louis is DL's sister?

yes you've been whacking off to louis's alterego all this time.

and what 1

who the fuck is this

Been a bit dry lately?