who would u fuk?

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of the top 100 posters this month

Poll Results

OptionVotes
the schef (adam schefter ha ha)15
ILX System 9
Masonic Boom 8
Trayce 5
sanskrit 5
Geir Hongro 5
Rubyredd 5
river wolf 5
tehresa 4
jergïns 4
Abbott 4
Beth Parker 4
KitCat 4
Just got offed 3
Drooone 3
Alfred, Lord Sotosyn 3
Surmounter 3
n/a 3
hstencil 2
rrrobyn 2
latebloomer 2
Laurel 2
nabisco 2
That one guy that hit it and quit it 2
scott seward 2
bell_labs 2
nathalie 2
Noodle Vague2
gr8080 2
Dr Morbius 2
ghost rider 2
kingfish 1
gershy 1
max 1
HI DERE 1
ken c 1
elmo argonaut 1
wanko ergo sum 1
Jordan Sargent 1
chicago kevin 1
accentmonkey 1
Dom Passantino 1
Tape Store 1
kv_nol 1
chaki 1
and what 1
Tracer Hand 1
Jordan 1
Curt1s Stephens 1
El Tomboto 1
jhøshea 1
s1ocki 1
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver 1
mark s 0
Mr. Que 0
Hurting 2 0
Richard Wood Johnson 0
Steve Shasta 0
Heave Ho 0
dean ge 0
stevienixed 0
John Justen 0
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 0
Charlie Howard 0
Whiney G. Weingarten 0
kenan 0
bernard snowy 0
Alex in NYC 0
Tom D. 0
Bimble 0
Jeff Treppel 0
Ned Raggett 0
aldo 0
RJG 0
humansuit 0
King Boy Pato 0
Shakey Mo Collier 0
deej 0
Jon Lewis 0
Ms Misery 0
jaymc 0
StanM 0
sweet tater 0
gabbneb 0
dan m 0
Stevie D 0
Herman G. Neuname 0
Mark G 0
Sara R-C 0
Alex in Baltimore 0
get bent 0
Jesse 0
poortheatre 0
am0n 0
ailsa 0
milo z 0
blueski 0
marmotwolof 0
Eazy 0
Matt DC 0


kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

dan m, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

go ILX system, you fine piece of meat.

jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

ILX System, and I'd do it cold sober!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

"fuk me" campaigns begin here. you have until september.

kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

I think the top ten should all just fuck each other

kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty glad I'm not an option.

jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

UH HEY DUDE NO.
xpost

John Justen, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

Holy hell, how did my name get in that list?!

Jeff Treppel, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

Man I wish I had posted more. I love hot internet fukage (pronounced french, like fuh-KAHJ -- or alternatively japanese, like bukkake with an F -- perhaps this should be the next poll).

Will M., Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

bukfkake?

Abbott, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

That's totally not what I meant and you know it, you should be ashamed of yourself

Will M., Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

bu-fucky

kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

you can just guess what that's short for

kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

how will I ever choose!??

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

you guys who are voting ILX System all realize you're just getting JW's sloppy seconds right

El Tomboto, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

YUMZ

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

bu-fucky

-- kenan, Thursday, August 9, 2007 8:03 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

is that your snake's name?

Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

yes. i drew lightning bolts on the sides.

kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

BOSS. FUCKING BOSS SNAKE BRAH.

Abbott, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/cookin/images/bratwurst.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

What kind of pet snake do you have? My friend has the cutest orange corn snake that chilled in the hood of my jacket for a long time.

Abbott, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

ALERT. DO NOT ALLOW KENANS SNAKE TO CHILL IN YOUR JACKET HOOD. ALERT.

John Justen, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

HONGRO

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

Does this poll take hate fucks into account?

dan m, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

it doesn't specify against them

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

Where is Jessica H4rvell?

REDO POLL

Jordan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/marksausage.jpg

kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

i deserve that, for making fun of yr snake

Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

jesus fucking christ

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

!!!

river wolf, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

Yep. Images off, yer my best pal.

John Justen, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

that really looks like i've entered some weird german porn snuff brat film

Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

no, it doesn't look like a particularly weird german porn snuff brat film.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

oooh, I'm glad with this poll already, my name is right in between tehresa and Laurel

*homer simpson love growl*

</perv>

StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

that sandwich is all about the bread

kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

if you've already voted for yourself you can go home.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

LOL I know (xpost)

StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

this is really just headed in the wrong direction.

jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

no, it doesn't look like a particularly weird german porn snuff brat film.

HA! No, it's the the standard old movie that's like "No! No more bratwurst! Oh the weltschmerz!" You know the drill.

kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

too busy to post the past month = no unanticipated fuks for me :/

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

ILX ORGEE

http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/shortbus.jpg

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

no, it doesn't look like a particularly weird german porn snuff brat film.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, August 9, 2007 8:19 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yr just jealous b/c u can't be in my weird german porn suff brat film

Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

that is probably pretty accurate. xpost

jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

is wanko voting for himself?

StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

which one is the home one and which one is the shop one again, nathalie/stevienixed?

StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

kenan = way creepier than ned, despite his protests to the contrary.

good thread, dude.

hstencil, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

Scott is on ILX hiatus, so any fuks will have to be hand-delivered to his home.

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just bitter at Ned for snubbing me on Myspace.

kenan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

lol, ned snubbed u?

hstencil, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

"I have far too much pride"

There are so many jpgs & quotes & zings here that I can't even pick one.

onimo, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps because you brought it up? It was your go. I had been waiting days for you to take your turn (which you admitted). Unless you quickly took your go and before I knew that it was mine, you managed to force the game.

"Far too much pride"? Your behaviour over the past year on ILX hasn't been included in your self-appraisal I hope. (xpost)

kv_nol, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

fuk

RJG, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

dude it is just the internet, it'll take more than jpgs & quotes & zings to turn me into a gibbering mess with no self-esteem.

xpost: I did NOT admit it was my go, now you're twisting my words. You seem to have absolutely no grasp of how such things work, and the laughable impossibility of the 'crafty sheme' you so describe. I could only have forced the game if (as happened; I actually noticed your reticence to reply) you hadn't played in a week. FINITO.

Just got offed, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

*sits back and eats popcorn*

nathalie, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

i am loving how this scrab beef keeps rolling

blueski, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

Don't bother Nath. Louis, grow up & learn to let go. I am done and you are badly mistaken (read: lying). For an inconsequential game this is requiring far more effort than it ever deserved! You were winning, you forced the win without waiting out the match, fine. As to slow play, see the scrabulous thread, I uninstalled because I felt bad keeping people waiting.

dude it is just the internet, it'll take more than jpgs & quotes & zings to turn me into a gibbering mess with no self-esteem.

Googling mums?

Blueski, give it a rest yeah?

kv_nol, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

has it come to this?

RJG, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

Can I have some of your popcorn, Nath? Salt or toffee? Mmmm... ACK! I hate it when the bits get stuck in my teeth.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

Oh please do! I picked an XL large bucket and it seems the show's already over. Poo. :-)

nathalie, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

Googling mums?

gibbering mess, granted, low self esteem, no way. temporarily decimated at the most. :p

my final word on scrabulous issue is that OF COURSE i wanted to finish the game, because i was doing so well! thing is, i thought you'd retired from playing, and i was getting cranky waiting for you to play your piece, AND i saw you say you were gonna stop playing on the Scrabulous thread, so i decided to at least get the small consolation of a forced win.

Just got offed, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, get a room. ;-)

nathalie, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

who would u fuk over?

blueski, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

But it WASN'T MY TURN! Seriously. There was no indication for days that you had taken your turn. I know this because I had only 3 games (including yours) on the go.

That said, I can understand the desire for a consolation win. You took my smack talk in good form on the scrabulous thread so cheers for that anyway.

kv_nol, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

LESS SCRABBLE!!! MORE FUKKING!!!

I AM SECOND MOST FUKKABLE HUMAN ON ILX, YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!!!

Now for some more of that popcorn, yum.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://i1.tinypic.com/5x4wzuf.gif

StanM, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

i have come round to idea of axing polls, but ONLY because they don't show who voted what or allow mulitple votes per user.

blueski, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

still can't believe there's no "who won't u fuk" thread yet. much better idea.

ken c, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

xxxpost scrabble leads to fukking, everybody knows that.

ken c, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

would this thread be better or worse if everyone knew who voted what?

kenan, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

so much worse

blueski, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

but TRUTH = BEAUTY

blueski, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

Disappointed about ken c's poor showing

Tom D., Tuesday, 4 September 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

me too :(

ken c, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

at least i got voted by the one i most like to fuk though. REQUITED LOVE.

ken c, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

requited fuk

ken c, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

well that's creepy

ghost rider, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

wait i'm not ghost rider, i'm ally. i fail at the internet.

ghost rider, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

This whole thread is crepey and kind of sad. Listing who voted for who would exponentially increase the crepey factor. Without that, I can assume that people were doing favors for their buds or joking.
Except for System. It deserved every single vote it got.

The never ending Scrabble beef is truly brilliant. Nobody beef with me b/c I'm slow. Trying to work more over here. (Although I won't beef with you if I get so slow that you must force a game.)

Ms Misery, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

This whole thread is crepey and kind of sad.

Not if you know it's a joke. But... maybe not everybody does. :(

kenan, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

I would be a little ooged out if I were Ally, that is true.

kenan, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

Not if you know it's a joke. But... maybe not everybody does. :(

Well I look at it as so but some posts make me wonder if everyone does.

Ally's taken these kind of hits for awhile. I'm just glad for Luna that she wasn't a top poster when this poll for was made.

Ms Misery, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think anyone is taking anything seriously here. Or do they?

StanM, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

I'm taking this totally seriously. I'm completely offended that 1 more person would rather fuk a database than fuk me. And I'm a DB analyst!

/\ this is a joke BTW. As far as the ILX creepometer goes, this thread is about .00000001 of a volt. It did amuse me, though, considering the amount of cheap namecalling that gets thrown at me in some parts around here, to show so high - I was expecting to be one of the 0's.

But seriously, if this thread bugs anyone for more than half a second, you need to get out more. It's so clearly a joke.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think anyone is taking anything seriously here. Or do they?

You never know what evil lurks in the hearts of ILx0rs.

Ms Misery, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

Hearts? They have HEARTS?

nathalie, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

It's not much of a joke to vote for person you want to sex, is it?

Unless you vote jokingly, which many, but surely not all, did.

I didn't vote.

Considering the actual number of votes I think the margin of victory IS totally weird, but it's complicated.

People with several votes but I can't recall ever seeing a photo of them on ILX seems strange.

blueski, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

ILX System is WDYLL shy.

Ms Misery, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

I have a photo of ILX System. He sent it to me over chat one late night.

http://globalnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/hal-9000.jpg

hubba hubba.

kenan, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

i know what very few ilxors look like, not even ally. i didn't vote.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

ilx woman and ilx man, yesterday
http://www.hotmoviequotes.com/images/gallery/knocked-up_450x328.jpg

blueski, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

ilx system is kinda sexy

velko, Friday, 14 November 2008 08:34 (seventeen years ago)

I prefer ilx systern

o_O (ken c), Friday, 14 November 2008 10:55 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sad on two counts; 1, no one voted for Ned, and 2, I didn't even get nominated.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 14 November 2008 10:59 (seventeen years ago)

and you voted for doglatin's sister

o_O (ken c), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:00 (seventeen years ago)

it's all just politics anyway

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:01 (seventeen years ago)

Louis is DL's sister?

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:04 (seventeen years ago)

yes you've been whacking off to louis's alterego all this time.

o_O (ken c), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:08 (seventeen years ago)

and what 1

who the fuck is this

some dude'n'em (and what), Friday, 14 November 2008 13:46 (seventeen years ago)

Been a bit dry lately?

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 14 November 2008 13:48 (seventeen years ago)


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