Best tagline...HE ALWAYS WANTS

Who speaks that soldiers not sexual?

i like "you like him"

"Dreams about his friend's buttocks became real"

^^^winner

don't dream it -- be it.

This made me break down & wish for wacky swap-'em'up usernames. "Ice, red fabrics, his desires. "

http://www.thelivingcomic.com/wp-content/images/November%202005/vlad.jpg

He is beautiful, but handsome on special matter.

sounds intriguing...

Wow

<i>Marco and Lukas - Two together they madly sexual.

Paolo - He is beautiful, but handsome on special matter.</i>

These are really special.

ha - x-post.

what would ILXors be?

Impossible to come off from such cock

I can't tell whether or not this is a disappointing experience.

Alexey - Well after the bath rest upon the arm-chair

this one kinda sounds dull i gotta say.

Surmounter- East motives
kenan- He always wants
scott seward - Appointment in the thrown apartment
masonic boom - It is impossible to come off
curt1s - The boy with a player (meaning a pair of headphones)
ned raggett - He would be desirable always
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 - The boy with piercing
john justen - The most lively guys
abbott - In the morning In a bed
hurting - Two enamoured boys
jordan - Magnificence of a wonderful body
trayce - As I to you?
shakey - Impossible to come off from such cock
el tomboto - The atheletic boy
dean ge - Young prince beside mirror
heave ho - Two together they madly sexual
humansuit - The not bad photos, friends
big hoos - The sex in shower
gr8080 - ""Hi. I am your new boy!"
milo z - He as always splendid!
blueski - The Boy with frame for pictures
dr morbius - Student and great amateur of be photographed himself
marmotwolof - Who speaks that soldiers not sexual?
herman g neuname - "I'm not beautiful really?"
alfred - Enjoyment by the sex
deej - My first take pictures and I little shy
jon lewis - I likes to present an enjoyment to a friend
the schef - Today I alone
rubyredd - Dreams about his friend's buttocks became real
ms misery - You have introduced us. Thank you.
latebloomer - In bus on scramble
jergins - Well after the bath rest upon the arm-chair
rrobyn - I have today my birthday
jaymc - See on me
jhoshea - Ice, red fabrics, his desires.
just got offed - The tracery from solar beams.
sanskrit - The boy in milk.
drooone - Simple pleasing boy.
sara r-c - The boy is fairy tale.
s1ocki - The star from the other site beside us as guest
hstencil - He is beautiful, but handsome on special matter.
gabbneb - You like him.
stevie d - He inimitable good.
matt dc - We have once again found the splendid boy.
tracer hand - The wet cloth.
and what - The gentile feelings of two boys. (sic)
beth parker - A few erotic.

ZOMG

golf clap

have to get all the WDYLL shotz and caption them

Kim - See on me

C on me?

just got offed - The tracery from solar beams.

have to get all the WDYLL shotz and caption them

only this can save us from kenan's clap

tracer hand - The wet cloth.

so OTM

why am i little sad not to be on that list but not the other one

A lot of these are eerily OTM

and what - The gentile feelings of two boys. (sic)

THE BEST, PEOPLE

He is a gentile.

dr morbius - Student and great amateur of be photographed himself

Gosha - In bus on scramble is my favourite original one.

rrobyn - I have today my birthday

rrobyn is a lolcat!

shakey - Impossible to come off from such cock is the new winnah, however. :-D

I thought I already asked this, apparently not, but

"Jan - The boy with a player (meaning a pair of headphones)" <-- is the parenthesis bit in the actual thing or is it commentary?

LJ otm.

It's commentary...should've put it in itals. He looks like Frankie Muniz!

xpost

I think we should be allowed to see this web page.

NSFW: Jan - The boy with player

And here's the whole photo section, once again NSFW.

Luis - In Tape

rubyredd - Dreams about his friend's buttocks became real

if only :(

Carlos - why because he look intersting

I just noticed there's a VOTING section so you can "choose new best boy"!

And they will without fall participate in new shooting and you will see the new photos and videos with them. The boys gatherred 1% and lower % of your votes for ever abandon the section of the voting and new photos and videos with them you don't see in future. On our site voting for models isn't simply voting. You decide what boys will hereinafter enjoy you by his beauty and what will be expelled. ALL DECIDE YOU. And our boys - models too much interesting insofar powerfully they like you.

Does your fiancé often pass along gay porn?

Jan - The boy with a player (meaning a pair of headphones)

Twinky gay porn and dickgirls, basically. A link over the AIM whenever he finds something particularly...good.

xpost

Mines rather enigmatic! I like :D

have to get all the WDYLL shotz and caption them

Pls to make special edition TOMBOT comic asap :D

if only I knew what a thrown apartment was. Can skot be ice, red fabrics, his desires? maybe i'll make that happen right now.

WAOOW.

I've v happy to be simple pleasing boy.

I would have sex with all this crazy russians. Except I wouldnt cause they're gay aren't they? Ah well.

http://www.str8guyppv.com/str8ppv.gif

see how they spelled 'come' as 'cum' like it's so dirty they can't be bothered to write it correctly? that's salesmanship. and class. never gets old.

Cum on feel the noiz(board)

Wait. Ew.

Simple pleasing boy. ftw

blueski you know me too well

"the wet cloth" is a famous technique pioneered by me

Wow, the actual kid In the morning In a bed kind of looks like my brother. o_O

you guys know these kids are all 15, right? lol russia

dying here

dr. pepper all over keyboard, even

Is that site for getting "male order" brides?

Yeah, they not only look 14-20 years old, half of them look like they're starving.

for cock

gr8080 - ""Hi. I am your new boy!"

this is the first thing grady said to me when he IMed me

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Pairing these with bands for potential album titles

Usher "Today I Alone"
A-ha "East Motives"
Belle and Sebastian "We have once again found the splendid boy"
The Eurythmics "You have introduced us. Thank you"
Wilco "The Wet Cloth"
Dido "In the morning in a bed"

etc.

I forgot Dido even existed.

Simple pleasing boy. ftw

-- Heave Ho, Friday, 10 August 2007 17:13 (3 days ago)

I forgot Lynskey even existed

Alexey - Well after the bath rest upon the arm-chair

this one kinda sounds dull i gotta say.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 21:10 (4 days ago) Link

That's the one I'm feeling like tonight, "a few erotic" notwithstanding. But I haven't voted yet. This a most difficult assignment.

Okay. "The boy in milk." How inscrutable is that?

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

righteous winner there -- i have been larfing at that all day

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

I can't believe that "Well after the bath rest upon the arm-chair" didn't get any votes!

A lot of good ones didn't get votes.

like:

Enjoyment by the sex and Impossible to come off from such cock

all of these are awesome

The list makes my heart soar.

Tom and Martin - Impossible to come off from such cock 0

ILX, YOU DISAPPOINT ME.

The not bad photos, friends

The first honest but overly-familiar porn site!

kenan - Dreams about his friend's buttocks became real 4
Heave Ho - You like him. 2
HI DERE - The tracery from solar beams. 2
and what - He is beautiful, but handsome on special matter. 1
Masonic Boom - He as always splendid! 1
jaymc - Who speaks that soldiers not sexual? 1
blueski - ""Hi. I am your new boy!" 1
Tracer Hand - In bus on scramble 1
Dom Passantino - Simple pleasing boy. 1
gr8080 - The sex in shower 1
n/a - The boy with a player (meaning a pair of headphones) 1
That one guy that hit it and quit it - The boy in milk. 1
Laurel - It is impossible to come off 1
kv_nol - Magnificence of a wonderful body 0
Ms Misery - Well after the bath rest upon the arm-chair 0
Shakey Mo Collier - I have today my birthday 0
jergïns - See on me 0
Abbott - Ice, red fabrics, his desires. 0
Tom D. - Appointment in the thrown apartment 0
John Justen - He always wants 0
Sara R-C - The boy is fairy tale. 0
gabbneb - The star from the other site beside us as guest 0
am0n - East motives 0
milo z - He would be desirable always 0
Jordan Sargent - He inimitable good. 0
Dr Morbius - We have once again found the splendid boy. 0
Trayce - The wet cloth. 0
nabisco - The gentile feelings of two boys. (sic) 0
jhøshea - You have introduced us. Thank you. 0
Just got offed - "I'm not beautiful really?" 0
Alfred, Lord Sotosyn - As I to you? 0
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 - Impossible to come off from such cock 0
StanM - The atheletic boy 0
max - Young prince beside mirror 0
W4LTER - Two together they madly sexual 0
Mark G - The not bad photos, friends 0
Eazy - Two enamoured boys 0
scott seward - In the morning In a bed 0
Curt1s Stephens - The most lively guys 0
Oilyrags - The Boy with frame for pictures 0
onimo - Student and great amateur of be photographed himself 0
modestmickey - The boy with piercing 0
humansuit - Enjoyment by the sex 0
xhuxk - My first take pictures and I little shy 0
Alex in SF - I likes to present an enjoyment to a friend 0
dan m - Today I alone 0
deej - A few erotic. 0

(OK, I fudged one of those, I'll admit)

modestmickey - The boy with piercing 0

lololololololololol

Bahaha!

...I'm a wet cloth :(

this is my favorite

Taras and Nikola - The most lively guys

Half of these read like Morrissey song titles and lyrics (or at least cut-ups of his lyrics)