If Yoko Ono married Brian Moloko, she'd be Yoko Moloko If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra If Parker Posey married Bob Barker, she'd be Parker Barker
― Stevie D, Saturday, 11 August 2007 01:36 (nineteen years ago)
If Dweezil Zappa married Vin Diesel, he'd be Dweezil Diesel.
― gabbneb, Saturday, 11 August 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)
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― Abbott, Saturday, 11 August 2007 02:45 (nineteen years ago)
If Leelee Sobieski married Spike Lee, she'd be Leelee Lee.
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 11 August 2007 02:52 (nineteen years ago)
If Gwen Stefani married Dat Nguyen, she'd be Gwen Nguyen.
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 11 August 2007 02:54 (nineteen years ago)
if Kari Wuhrer married John le Carre, she'd be Kari le Carre
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 11 August 2007 02:59 (nineteen years ago)
If Juice Newton entered into a civil union with Roseanne Barr, she'd be Juice Barr
― Stevie D, Saturday, 11 August 2007 03:50 (nineteen years ago)
Or....Roseanne Newton! ha?
― Abbott, Saturday, 11 August 2007 04:35 (nineteen years ago)
Charo Navarro
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 11 August 2007 04:50 (nineteen years ago)
Alternately, if Dweezil Zappa were to marry Jim Caviezel, he'd be Dweezil Caviezel
― Stevie D, Saturday, 11 August 2007 05:32 (nineteen years ago)
If Simon Reynolds married Carly Simon, he'd be Simon Reynolds!
― Casuistry, Saturday, 11 August 2007 05:37 (nineteen years ago)
what the fuck. you just killed my thread.
― Stevie D, Saturday, 11 August 2007 05:38 (nineteen years ago)
If Mark Hollis married Jackson Pollis he'd be Mark Hollis-Pollis
― Stevie D, Saturday, 11 August 2007 05:47 (nineteen years ago)
oy
― get bent, Saturday, 11 August 2007 05:50 (nineteen years ago)
Casuistry wins!
― Abbott, Saturday, 11 August 2007 05:50 (nineteen years ago)
if tuesday weld married the earl of march, she would be tuesday march the 1st.
― haitch, Saturday, 11 August 2007 09:16 (nineteen years ago)
Nicholai Hilton married Conor McNicholas she'd be Nicholai McNicholas
― Heave Ho, Saturday, 11 August 2007 10:37 (nineteen years ago)
His name is Brian Molko.
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 11 August 2007 11:02 (nineteen years ago)
if Jennifer 8. Lee married Kevin Bacon she'd be Jennifer 8. Bacon
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 May 2013 06:27 (thirteen years ago)