CHOOSE YOUR TOILET WISELY

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE (pick yr fave)

Poll Results

Option	Votes
throne	21
the great outdoors (rural)	4
the great outdoors (urban)	3
your enemy's doorstep (old folkie tradition)	3
"squatter"	2
urinal	1
trough	0
cement wall/trough combo	0

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

throne ftw

i had an extremely nasty experience in russia with a 'squatter'. it didn't help that it was winter and i was wearing about 15 layers of clothing.

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

where is GRAN'S FLANGE

― blueski, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

DAMMIT I KNEW I WOULD MISS ONE

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

king of a ringer, that one

― gff, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

the great outdoors (urban) is the GRITTY option

― Matt, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Edmund: "Well, what we're talking about in, erm, privy terms is the very latest in front-wall, fresh-air orifices, combined with a wide-capacity gutter installation below."

Mrs: "You mean..you crap out of the window"

Edmund: "...YES"

Mrs: "Well! In that case, we'll *definitely* take it! (takes a cup from Edmund) I can't stand those dirty indoor things."

― blueski, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

great outdoors (either)

― ian, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

Being a gardener, I have to vote for rural great outdoors. I have marked all the properties where I work. If there's lack of privacy I just pee in the outdoor shower and then hose it down. Everyone pees in the shower anyway, so what's the difference? Except that it's lowly minion pee.

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

how about those GERMAN ones, eh.

― haitch, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.asecular.com/~scott/misc/na_toil.gif

NORMAL PERSON'S TOILET

http://www.asecular.com/~scott/misc/ger_toil.gif

GERMAN PERSON'S TOILET

― haitch, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

It seems a long time ago that I was wiping my butt with my hand. Not an experience that I nostalge after.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH . . . German toilets where you get to closely observe everything as it sits on the little self. Most of my family lives in Germany and I remember getting ridiculous looks when I mentioned the toilet shelf thing to them. It's so unnecessary!

― ENBB, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

it's some next-level shitter!

― haitch, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

where you sleep

― tremendoid, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

I love an out door composting toilet with a nice view.

― Ed, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Saturday, 18 August 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.consumerist.com/consumer/images/toilet%20snorkel.GIF

― nickalicious, Saturday, 18 August 2007 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 18 August 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

german toilets are SO FUCKING AWFUL UGH

― impudent harlot, Sunday, 19 August 2007 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

lol prudes

― HI DERE, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

six years pass...

http://www.vocativ.com/culture/fun/weird-wonderful-world-toilet-enthusiasts/

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 20:24 (twelve years ago)

nine years pass...

prefer a standing one tbh

― STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:13 (two years ago)

Why did I create this, I wonder

― the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:28 (two years ago)

the poll that had to be made

― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:55 (two years ago)

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