CHOOSE YOUR TOILET WISELY

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE (pick yr fave)

Poll Results

OptionVotes
throne 21
the great outdoors (rural) 4
the great outdoors (urban) 3
your enemy's doorstep (old folkie tradition)3
"squatter" 2
urinal 1
trough 0
cement wall/trough combo 0


HI DERE, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

throne ftw

i had an extremely nasty experience in russia with a 'squatter'. it didn't help that it was winter and i was wearing about 15 layers of clothing.

Just got offed, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

where is GRAN'S FLANGE

blueski, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

DAMMIT I KNEW I WOULD MISS ONE

HI DERE, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

king of a ringer, that one

gff, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

the great outdoors (urban) is the GRITTY option

Matt, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

Edmund: "Well, what we're talking about in, erm, privy terms is the very latest in front-wall, fresh-air orifices, combined with a wide-capacity gutter installation below."

Mrs: "You mean..you crap out of the window"

Edmund: "...YES"

Mrs: "Well! In that case, we'll *definitely* take it! (takes a cup from Edmund) I can't stand those dirty indoor things."

blueski, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

great outdoors (either)

ian, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

Being a gardener, I have to vote for rural great outdoors. I have marked all the properties where I work. If there's lack of privacy I just pee in the outdoor shower and then hose it down. Everyone pees in the shower anyway, so what's the difference? Except that it's lowly minion pee.

Beth Parker, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

how about those GERMAN ones, eh.

haitch, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.asecular.com/~scott/misc/na_toil.gif

NORMAL PERSON'S TOILET

http://www.asecular.com/~scott/misc/ger_toil.gif

GERMAN PERSON'S TOILET

haitch, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

It seems a long time ago that I was wiping my butt with my hand. Not an experience that I nostalge after.

humansuit, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH . . . German toilets where you get to closely observe everything as it sits on the little self. Most of my family lives in Germany and I remember getting ridiculous looks when I mentioned the toilet shelf thing to them. It's so unnecessary!

ENBB, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

it's some next-level shitter!

haitch, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

where you sleep

tremendoid, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

I love an out door composting toilet with a nice view.

Ed, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Saturday, 18 August 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.consumerist.com/consumer/images/toilet%20snorkel.GIF

nickalicious, Saturday, 18 August 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings

Heave Ho, Saturday, 18 August 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

german toilets are SO FUCKING AWFUL UGH

impudent harlot, Sunday, 19 August 2007 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

lol prudes

HI DERE, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

http://www.vocativ.com/culture/fun/weird-wonderful-world-toilet-enthusiasts/

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)

nine years pass...

prefer a standing one tbh

STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:13 (two years ago)

Why did I create this, I wonder

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:28 (two years ago)

the poll that had to be made

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:55 (two years ago)


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