Michael Vick sued for $63 billion in damages for "physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes" by stealing dogs and buying missiles from Iran

HERO

That is amazing.

Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings

This is the quote of quotes.

One...jillion...dollars

http://www.gta-series.com/it/lcstories/eastereggs/lionelhutz.jpg

I wouldn't be surprised if celebrities get nonsensical lawsuits from the less than sane all the time. I probably see a bizarre handwritten lawsuit about once a month at my job.

Hahah Shakey I was thinking of that as well!

Hurting you totally have to scan and post mentalist handwritten suits! I wanna see them.

Can you sue for a broken heart as well? (Regardless, the concept sounds like a country music song)

look for "You Sold My Heart For Missiles From Iran" on the country charts next year

Roffle!~

This guy seems to continually sue people for insane reasons. Last year he filed a lawsuit against (in part):

George W. Bush, Hillary Rodham Clinton, James Hoffa, www.google.com, Pope Benedict XVI, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, www.accuweather.com, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, Roc-A-Fella Records, Shawn Carter (doing business as Jay-Z), Japan's Nikkei Stock Exchange, Gambino (crime family), Three Mile Island, Tony Danza, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami, GEICO Insurance, Jewish State of Israel, Soledad O'Brien, Tsunami victims, The American Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Charles Moose, al-Qaida Islamic Arm,Fruit of A-Loom, Outback Steakhouse, Donald J. Trump, Chris Berman, Shawn John Combs (doing business as Puff Daddy, doing business as Mr. Ditty), Vincent K. McMahon, Meals on Wheels, Saddam Hussein, Jewish workers at NBC/Universal, Elizabeth Smart, The Panama Canal Commission, Kelly Clarkston, 13 tribes of Israel, Plato, Lincoln Memorial, Boris Becker, Various Buddhist monks, Christina Applegate, Jewish Mossad, National Vanguard Books, Mein Kampf, Venus Williams, Medieval Times, Denny's, Brotherhood of the Snake, Larry King, Larry King Live 9 p.m., Rastafarian natives, National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, Ulluminati, Wu-Tang Clan, Wu Wear Inc., Nordic gods, The Da Vinci Code, Sears Tower, Mike Tyson, Native American Fish Society, Green Bay's Lambeau Field, Pizza Hut, Ming Dynasty, Barry Bonds, Gangs in Hong Kong, Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, National Hockey League Players' Association, Philadelphia Eagles (2005 roster, including Donovan McNabb), The Waffle House …

http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/fineprint2.shtml

Rastafarian natives

???

is he mental or "a comic genius"

Not Tony Orlando and Dawn though.

i loved a girl once but she didn't love me back she physically hurted my feelings

I was kicked, punched and knelt on, I lost feeling in my hands for the next six months. They physically hurt my feeling.

http://www.gta-series.com/it/lcstories/eastereggs/lionelhutz.jpg

Brownest of the brown liquors..

OK EVERYONE YOU HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE PDF ON THAT CITY PAPER SITE, IT IS BASICALLY THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER READ

"DEFENDANT: HEGELIAN PRINCIPLES"
^^^^^^^^^^^ sir you are otm in your lawsuit

http://dockets.justia.com/search?query=jonathan+lee+riches&search=Search

wau :D :D

Computer Hackers L.L.C

that guys puts the pauper in in forma pauperis

There was a dude who used to file suits like that all the time in Essex County, NJ (Newark) - against the FBI, the CIA, the "United States," all kinds of stuff about being tortured and disappeared and there was some celebrity involved who was actually, it turned, out, an anti-terror agent, etc. I really wish I saved them.

There was also a woman who sued Nextel for putting "spying equipments" in her phone.

He's putting the whole damn system on trial.

the entire full pdf of the huge lawsuit is amazing. he sues the developers of I95, ninja samurai warriors, gay pride parades, the eiffel tower, dennis hopper, wkrp in cincinnati, chechen rebels, and gangs in hong kong! i really need to know on what grounds he was suing them.

my favorite was DEFENDANT: CLEO, MISS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vLGVvD7A0Y

south carolina, man

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7144402?MSNHPHCP>1=10347

Embattled Atlanta Falcon Michael Vick has a friend — and fellow doggie disrespecter — in Stephon Marbury.

"I think we don't say anything about people who shoot deer or shoot other animals," the Knick point guard told Capital News 9, an Albany TV station. "You know, from what I understand, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors.

"I think it's tough that we build up Michael Vick and then we break him down."

Vick agreed last week to plead guilty to federal dogfighting and conspiracy charges.

Some of Vick's teammates shared Marbury's support.

"Mike is very human," Alge Crumpler, who who came into the NFL at the same time as Vick, said. "I think this whole ordeal has kind of dehumanized him for the last couple of months. But he's hurting. I do know that. That's a fact. He is hurting."

Others disagreed.

"He's not on the team," running back Warrick Dunn said. "That pretty much makes him an ex-teammate."

Vick is likely to be sentenced to at least a year in prison — and perhaps longer — after he enters his guilty plea next week. He also faces certain punishment from NFL commissioner Roger Goodell under a tougher personal conduct policy that went into effect this year. Vick is expected to miss at least two seasons before he can even think about a comeback.

Coach Bobby Petrino addressed the situation with his players, gauging their feelings and trying to get a handle on how they wanted to express it.

Some wanted to talk. Some didn't.

The Falcons won't be making an immediate decision on Vick's future, having been asked by the NFL to hold off until the league gets a report from its own investigator.

That hasn't stopped some players from trying to reach out to Vick, offering support as he faces the possibility of a lengthy prison term. Crumpler and offensive tackle Wayne Gandy have both been sending frequent text messages, trying to let the quarterback know that he's not alone.

"It's kind of hard," offensive tackle Wayne Gandy conceded. "You don't really know what to say."

"I try to send him a positive note every day," Crumpler added. "I want to make sure he keeps his head up."

dammit, wrong thread

Yeah, Dave Marsh is backing him too: Read the last Rock and Rap Confidential.

You really shook me up by reviving this thread. I thought the fella up there had dropped his suit. DON'T LET THE DREAM DIE!!!!!

p11

DEFENDANT: MEDIEVAL TIMES

Sounds like a job for the FTAC or the US equivalent thereof.

http://www.savemichaelvick.com/

"F-ck PETA,a bunch of fat lesbians hate to see a black man thrive. So did The Nazis, and this is America, not Poland. Vicks a hero, an inner city idol Ya'll took Dr. King, and Biggie now Michael too. I busted my .44 on my scotty. At least he didn't beat up Autistic kids, F*** PETA, hippies, ferret lovers, they stole jon benet, where's justice???

wow

"At least he didn't beat up Autistic kids" can be the new thing

repost to owen wilson thread several times?

They stole Jon Benet!

Fuckin' hippies.

Vick didn't kill the friendly dogs at all. Vick only destroyed vicious dogs of mass destruction.

Hurting you totally have to scan and post mentalist handwritten suits! I wanna see them.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, August 14, 2007 10:33 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

The thread where I post strange items I come across in my legal news reporting job

It's nothing compared to the Vick suit, but it has its moments

i was so psyched that the agency i worked for was named in that above pdf...somehow validates it all

http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/Michael%20Vick%20Pro%20Se%201%20Abovethelaw%20Above%20the%20Law%20blog.jpg

thread of found luriqua

Still love that list of other people he's suing/sued.