i love my ass.

http://eit.utoledo.edu/LSG/Images/thumbs_up.jpg

http://thirdrail.smorgasblog.com/archives/donkey.jpg

I love your love for your ass.

ok, that thumb? makes me a bit uncomfortable.

Meaningless without pics

http://www.melbournecinematheque.org/films_by_title/images/auhasard.jpg

that is some sweet ass-love.

ITYM

http://mysthixx.free.fr/gallerie/neu3/alizee241.jpg

MOAR

um that's a nice ass

Could use more flesh.

goatse.cx.

http://www.nakedauthors.com/uploaded_images/_arquivo_hannibal_lecter-copy-702860.jpg
"Could use more flesh."

that's a pretty good ass, but, mine is still quite better.

SHOW AND PROVE

http://sitemaker.umich.edu/sweden0607/files/267_-_donkey_kiss.jpg
Andi and his ass

http://www.evilmerc.com/uploads/Alizee010.jpg

http://charlesoulie.free.fr/momo/Alizee%20beau%20cul.jpg

wherefore animated alizee.gif?

http://www.ols.vectranet.pl/~inf/avatarz/alizee150.gif

http://www.avoir-alire.com/IMG/breveon1923.gif

kudos

http://ginnoulepanda.free.fr/max/alizee.gif

http://www.knifed.net/impute/Pictures/a/Alizee%2520-%2520Elle%2520Ella%2520-%2520small%2520animation.gif

*stares*

I liek to swim with the fishes and the camels

this is the greatest thread that has ever been

where's the ass in the last one?

http://xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/skina/requiem/cap343.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceSxEjwXHcM

3:14 in the video is what you guys are lookin for

i meant 3:04, sorry

DAMN!

Every single Alizee thread is the best thread ever.

George Michael (Dana Carvey): Butt maintenance is very important. And, in fact, that is why I missed the telly-cast. I began preparing my butt a full forty-eight hours before the Grammys. I did a mineral pre-soak. I plucked it, waxed it, buffed it. And, as I was applying the sealant, I looked up and Billy Crystal was saying, "Good night!"
Dennis Miller: Let's get back to your work, George. What about your new album?
George Michael: But - but look at it. Look at it. (rises, shows butt to Dennis) Don't - don't be afraid of it, Dennis. Don't deny it. Look at it. (wiggles butt) It's a nice butt. Look at it. It won't hurt you, Dennis. It's your friend.
Dennis Miller: Yeah. I know, George, I know, I know.
George Michael: (sits) You fear my butt because you don't understand it. You resist it like all the others before you, yet its power only grows. ...
Dennis Miller: Have you spoken to Andy Ridgeley lately?
George Michael: What about my butt?! (rises, shows butt to Dennis) Look at it! You can't take your eyes off it, can you?! (Dennis stares deadpan at the wiggling butt, occasionally glancing at the audience) It's hypnotic! Try to look away! You can't look away! Try to look away! You can't! Look at it! Look at it! (sits) Did you know - did you know, Dennis, that my butt has the power to heal? Put a wilted flower near my butt. It blooms! I don't claim to understand it, I'm only its servant!
Dennis Miller: George. George, man, let's get off the butt thing--
George Michael: Dennis, my butt will not be trifled with! (rises, shows butt to Dennis) Do its bidding, Dennis! Save yourself! Resist and die! Surrender and live eternally! My butt will prevail! It will outlive us all! For I have achieved perfect buttness! (cheers, applause and whistling as George Michael rises and rips off his microphone - he and his butt exit)

goatse.jpg

my favorite part of that video comes at about 2:41

netoec (1 year ago)
everyone knows french girls are hokerss but this one is a godess

wow:

Bubbles and water
Legs up for hours
My goldfish is under me
To bathe for hours
Makes my mouth water
I’m “foamely” ecstatic

It’s not a problem
I lazy ‘round
Bubbly and stubborn
I lazy ‘round
Melon and water
Is just a dream
It makes me wonder
Is it a “sin” ?

Bubbles and water
Legs up for hours
“Bombs”, you keep away from me!
Today lying low
Twisting up my toes
I swim in such harmony
So what bothers me:

I’m fed up with loneliness
With my uncle overstressed
Fumbling, crawling for something
That never shows, just a dream.
I’m fed up with creeps crying
Over the past, such a sin
Not to be cool, but a fool
If I could mess up their rules.
I’m fed up with your complaints
Baby, well I’m not a saint!
Fed up with the rain, the plane…
That makes me throw up again.
I’m fed up with all cynics
Bathing caps and all critics
I’m fed up with being fed up! Poor me !

Bubbles and water
Legs up for hours
My goldfish still under me!
Delight of pleasures
Aquatic treasures
A place out of misery, my fantasy

Me Lolita

Me, I'm called Lolita
Lo or just Lola
That's all the same
Me, I'm called Lolita
When I consider my mistakes
It's Lola who has to bleed
When I make a slip of the tongue, I have
An elated laugh also elated
As a phenomenon
I'm called Lolita
Lo for spirit, Lo for a diluvial love

Me, I'm called Lolita
Student below
Tight jeans
Me, I'm called Lolita
Quick-tempered and not
Half-cotton, half-wool
Silent and a mouth that doesn't tell
Mum that I
Am a phenomenon
I'm called Lolita
Lo for spirit, Lo for diluvial love

Repeat Refrain

It's not my mistake
And if I want to quit
I see the others
All ready to throw themselves upon me
It's not my own mistake
If I hear everything around me
Hello, helli, you're A (L.O.L.I.T.A.)
Me Lolita

http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/502/medium/3alizee.jpg

this girl is the best girl in the history of girls

this probably is appropriate on this thread too
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/tatu60.jpg

youtube-568.vo.llnwd.net/d1/06/C7/ceSxEjwXHcM.flv

That was classic when tAtU got tatoos to celebrate the success of tAtU.

markbart (1 year ago)
She's hot, the song's catchy, but she can't sing live. It's obvious that she's lip-syching. Look at her other live performances and they sound exactly like the respected songs. Nobody who sings live sounds exactly like the recorded song. Besides, her voice is artificially enchanced and just sounds fake.

johnbuchan2323 (1 year ago)
Who cares lOook at her ASSSS!!!

5500 posts of this.

johnbuchan2323? more like johnbuchan8080

"respected songs"

http://climbatizeut.users.btopenworld.com/gymgirl.jpg

hey now. easy there.

yeah,chill son

vidaguerra.jpg?

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/nedizee.gif

dancing ned ragget

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, August 7, 2007 5:22 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
-- sanskrit, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 20:33 (1 week ago) Link

That aerobics nakey lady, there is something severely weird about her ass. Like it looks like it's be donut shaped were she not stretched out in this pinup style completely non-athletic position.

yeah vidaguerra.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/franksta999/vidaguerra.jpg

I miss the taTu girls. That Music Awards was basically the last time I watched more than 15 minutes of MTV at one time.

I miss them sorely, too. Their second album was a real disappointment tho. First one always in my heart.

"that music awards" = the music awards where they kissed and Justin Timberlake looked like he was going to pass out

Their vaguely impassioned kisses and half-assed, roll-eyed handholding: I MISS IT.

lest we forget shakira

her hips do not lie.

I just consider it a blessing that her breasts are small and humble, so one doesn't confuse them with mountains. Imagine what a faux pas it would be if one were to accidentally go mountaineering on her rack - or, on the other hand, to fondle a large hill in an overtly sexual manner.

http://www.corset.dk/News/cathiejungj.c.creations003.jpg

Ew.

Damn, that girl is thick!