3) what does god smell like?
-- n/a, Friday, August 17, 2007 11:33 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
god smells like baby powder
-- Mr. Que, Friday, August 17, 2007 11:34 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
RONG God smells like pizza.
-- La Lechera, Friday, August 17, 2007 11:34 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
god smells like a nutsack, but a freshly washed, gently powdered one
-- kenan, Friday, August 17, 2007 11:39 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
God smells like the sweetest bong hit you've ever taken, on the shaded floor of a redwood forest.
-- Eazy, Friday, August 17, 2007 11:40 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― kenan, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)
BEST POLL EVER
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)
that isn't
― n/a, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)
god smells like blueberry-flavoured bubblegum
― Just got offed, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)
your own fart. satirical.
― Frogman Henry, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)
God smells like frying bacon and a fresh pot of coffee on Saturday morning.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)
Gold, frankincense and myrrh, like DUH.
(See also - smell of burning bush, fatted calves, milk and honey etc.)
― Masonic Boom, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)
bourbon and marlboros
― ghost rider, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)
^^ I hope so
― kenan, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)
Fetid stench of a bajillion smouldering corpses
― ledge, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)
You are confusing god with your dad again.
xpost ... ?
― n/a, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)
God smells like fertile earth and ozone.
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)
Old man.
― milo z, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)
i still think i'm the closest.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)
"Perfect teeth. Nice smell. A class act, all the way."
― kenan, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)
a clean baby's head tea
― blueski, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)
-- kenan, Friday, August 17, 2007 4:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
Wow, just watched this one on Wednesday
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)
if god smells like baby powder then my balls smell like god. qed.
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)
your balls ARE god
― kenan, Friday, 17 August 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)
actually, elmo, i'm coming around to the fertile earth/ozone way of thinking
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)
hallelujah!
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)
No way, cleanliness is next to godliness, no dirt smell.
― n/a, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)
if you want your god to smell like disinfectant and handsoap, be my guest.
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)
earthy swampy mossy fecundity=that's the GOD i believe in
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)
"believe" in
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)
god also smells like a beach at low tide. his ways are mysterious.
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)
that's not god, it's gumbo
― kenan, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)
but my balls do NOT smell like low tide. to clarify.
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)
exclamation!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 17 August 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)
http://bywayof.net/loose_tape/images/gumbo_funk-cover_large.jpg
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e59/beatzosan/comics/Swamp_Thing_049_00-22-FC.jpg
― kenan, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)
God smells like hops & barley, 'coz He occupies Himself with brewing most days.
― kingfish, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)
the other days, he smells like tuna and onions
― kenan, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article4958670.ece
― gabbneb, Friday, 17 October 2008 23:55 (eighteen years ago)
http://media.tumblr.com/dAcNy7d4k9r836h9veQ1gMUg_500.jpg
if God had a smell...
― Steve (Not Stevie) (Stevie D), Friday, 17 October 2008 23:57 (eighteen years ago)
if god had a facial piercing
― conrad, Friday, 17 October 2008 23:57 (eighteen years ago)
"FRIED STEAK AND HOT METAL"
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 18 October 2008 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
literally waterfalls of pussy
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 18 October 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)
god smells like a cross between job sores and the bottom of the plague sack. and myrrh farts.
http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2006/12/22/job-large.jpg
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http://www.judaism.com/gif-bk/88177a.gif
― scott seward, Saturday, 18 October 2008 00:20 (eighteen years ago)
well, the christian god anyway. you don't even want to know what the buddah smells like.
― scott seward, Saturday, 18 October 2008 00:21 (eighteen years ago)
Calvin Klein "Eternity" and Marlboro Lights
― a shark shall fuck you (wanko ergo sum), Sunday, 19 October 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)
seaweed and hospitals
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Sunday, 19 October 2008 01:01 (eighteen years ago)
ILILE!!!!
― Goofus vs. Gallant (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 19 October 2008 03:42 (eighteen years ago)
God has body odor.
― Roasted Ghost (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Sunday, 19 October 2008 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
No one else thinks that God would smell citrus-y? It must just be me then.
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 19 October 2008 04:07 (eighteen years ago)
― sensual harrassment (naus), Sunday, 19 October 2008 07:59 (eighteen years ago)
fetid cheese
― Pillbox, Sunday, 19 October 2008 09:16 (eighteen years ago)
It depends on the time of day.
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Sunday, 19 October 2008 09:32 (eighteen years ago)
Like an often used but well-kept guest room in a small family house on the coast in summer, at dawn, with the windows open.
― en i see kay, Sunday, 19 October 2008 09:33 (eighteen years ago)
frankincense and myrrh ?
― Pillbox, Sunday, 19 October 2008 14:37 (eighteen years ago)
like crab boil
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 19 October 2008 15:21 (eighteen years ago)
God smells like that scent you get when you go to clean a grease trap in a restaurant.
― Life Begins at Death (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Sunday, 19 October 2008 16:09 (eighteen years ago)
like dick and bubblegum
― warmsherry, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
I think you are all missing the dizzying theological implications of outer space smelling like hot metal, fried steak and the welding of a motorbike. My friends, we are living in a universe in which God may well be
http://www.automatedculture.com/sam_elliott/images/moviepix/mask02.jpg
― crusty but benign (kenan), Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:50 (eighteen years ago)
a butt
― eman, Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
honeyroasted nuts
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 20 October 2008 13:39 (eighteen years ago)
Oh sheesh no wonder I can't believe in the lordb.
― Abbott, Monday, 20 October 2008 21:44 (eighteen years ago)
God smells like dog backwards
― There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Monday, 20 October 2008 21:50 (eighteen years ago)
A dog that poops out its mouth and wags its head?
― Abbott, Monday, 20 October 2008 21:52 (eighteen years ago)
I dunno about that, but every dog I've ever known has barked with it's butt occasionally.
― There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:28 (eighteen years ago)