Why I Got the Sack from the Motherfucking Museum

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

I guess the question is, where was this fabric? On a seat available in the foyer, for the general public, or behind a velvet rope, say, on a priceless piece of renaissance furniture?

moley, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

you ripped a canvas painting?

Heave Ho, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

The clues are all there - we need only to piece them together.

moley, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh i get it! Where's the rip on the second painting? (There's one near the center of the NWA)

Heave Ho, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

Subtitle: Everything Rots but that's Okay cos It's Kind of Beautiful?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

rip rap wreck?

Oilyrags, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

rail

Oilyrags, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

It's a gash in a blue David Hockney sky.
I worked in a gallery for years. I was always having to fix dents in canvasses, from improper stacking. You wet down the back of the canvas with a sponge so it shrinks tight when it dries. A gash is more problematic. Blame the dog.

Beth Parker, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

1st is a tent, I think, of Missus Vague's. It looks purty.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

what's the common theme in all of these?

Heave Ho, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

Me. Or space or somethink.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

I fold.

moley, Saturday, 18 August 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

Pictures of absences? I just wanted to make something beautiful, really.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

where the tittays at?

Heave Ho, Saturday, 18 August 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

This is a fambly thread, dude.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

oh! where the pregnant bitches at?

Heave Ho, Saturday, 18 August 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

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Will this do?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

this thread title sounds like a fall song

s1ocki, Saturday, 18 August 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

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Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

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Heave Ho, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:42 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:42 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:43 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:44 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, she used medical notation?!

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:45 (seventeen years ago)

Notes very much in character

Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:48 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:49 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 13:18 (seventeen years ago)

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Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 13:23 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

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Skip "Ex" Spence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 May 2009 10:52 (sixteen years ago)

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Skip "Ex" Spence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 May 2009 10:54 (sixteen years ago)

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Skip "Ex" Spence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 May 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)

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Skip "Ex" Spence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 May 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)

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Skip "Ex" Spence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 May 2009 11:01 (sixteen years ago)

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Skip "Ex" Spence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 May 2009 11:05 (sixteen years ago)

there should totally be a Museum of Motherfuckers

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Saturday, 16 May 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)

Featuring FORMER ILX POSTER DELETED BY CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT you mean?

Skip "Ex" Spence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 May 2009 11:12 (sixteen years ago)

Enclave of Internet Hardmen

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Saturday, 16 May 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)

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^^^This is a Bambuti pygmy!!!!!!!!!!!!

(b)admin (roxymuzak), Saturday, 16 May 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)


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