C/D: Christian Practical Jokes

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Faking the rapture.

libcrypt, Sunday, 19 August 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

Faking the practical joke more like. That was hilariously bad!

Trayce, Sunday, 19 August 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

"Have we been LEFT...BEHIND?"

Lulz.

Michael Servetus, Sunday, 19 August 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

Need to know more about how this xtian "humor" concept works, plz.

libcrypt, Sunday, 19 August 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

wow. talk about collective bad judgement call. up next: "you've got cancer!" or "you're dad's dead"...or "we're going to gang rape you!"

m.

msp, Sunday, 19 August 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

u gonna get raptured etc

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 19 August 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

why did the Pharisee cross the street?

there once was a man from Nazareth ...

how many Apostles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

also, i bet that the ancient Israelites' version of the dumb Polack joke was the dumb Philistine joke.

Eisbaer, Sunday, 19 August 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

I have strong doubts that was a real "prank", that was some mighty unconvincing acting.

Trayce, Sunday, 19 August 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

what's really funny is this prank is thousands of years old.

Frogman Henry, Sunday, 19 August 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

Noah wai.

Trayce, Sunday, 19 August 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

Video gets a five for consequently providing hilarious youtube debates about religion.

Cunga, Sunday, 19 August 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

I have a friend who in college got into a guys vs girls prank war based on the plagues of the bible. I can only imagine how hilarious dumping a bucket of grasshoppers on some sleeping girls head was.

Kerm, Sunday, 19 August 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

Blonde Christian is doable.

milo z, Sunday, 19 August 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

someone post "knock knock it's jesus lol"

bobby bedelia, Sunday, 19 August 2007 06:38 (eighteen years ago)

favorite part of video is (verbatim quote @1:54-1:59): "Now, Rebecca thinks she's just meeting her friend for coffee, but little does she knows what's gonna happen"

J0hn D., Sunday, 19 August 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

ahh, the little things one notices when one is an insufferable pedant

J0hn D., Sunday, 19 August 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

its all in the bible, son-- its the PRANKSTERS bible!

and what, Sunday, 19 August 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

i can imagine God saying to Abraham, had he actually sacrificed his son, "um, Abraham, you know I meant it as a joke!"

also, "why did the Egyptians cross the Red Sea?"

Eisbaer, Sunday, 19 August 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

ahh, the little things one notices when one is an insufferable pedant

haha, i noticed it, too! "little does she knows."

art hums, Sunday, 19 August 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Jihadi practical jokes with 70 female stooges next, plz

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 19 August 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

I'd like to see this kind of extreme in mean-spiritedness taken to other such shows. Next on Punk'd: we tell Will Ferrell that his wife is dead!

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 19 August 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

WeeWillieJackson (1 day ago) Marked as spam
Man, why do Xtians believe in their evil, vindictive God? Have they ever acturally READ the bible? The Xtian God is one mean, petty, nasty bastard...

read evilbible dot com

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HeatherMicaela (16 hours ago) Marked as spam
not nice - and I am a believer :(

gr8080, Sunday, 19 August 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.files.bizarrerecords.com/files/b/ishmaelSaved.jpg

Rockist Scientist, Sunday, 19 August 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

(My sister once gave me a subscription to a Christian arts magazine that advertised that monstrosity.)

Rockist Scientist, Sunday, 19 August 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

loving this

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

Roffles, those blacks!

Tape Store, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

Complete with essential "it's okay, a black woman is laughing" cutaway shot!

nabisco, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

The grand offense in that one is that "jubilant black preacher" is basically a gimme for imitation purposes, and this guy gets nowhere on it. It's like not being able to parody an infomercial. Even jubilant black preachers are partly just burlesqueing jubilant black preachers at this point, it's not hard to nail the details.

nabisco, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

OMG I cannot believe that guy is actually doing a "black guys do THIS and white guys do THAT" routine wtf.

Trayce, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

It is shit like this that made me furiously embarrased about being a christian even when I was one, let alone in hindsight.

Trayce, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

that's one of the worst impressions of a black preacher i have ever seen!! how hard can it be at this point????

xpost w/nabisco

people who use the words "worship" and "praise" in the casual, throwaway manner he does just set my teeth on edge, and always have. they're like fudge words that poorly conceal the fact that these people have almost no idea why they actually go to church in the first place

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

bn21999 (2 weeks ago)
come on you don't remember the Jefferson's, George and Weesie

J0hn D., Tuesday, 21 August 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)


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