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Leona Helmsley, 7/4/1920-8/20/2007

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someone stir up Shakey Mo, the Queen of Mean is dead.

― Eisbaer, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

'Queen of Mean' Hotelier Helmsley Dies

― Eisbaer, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

eh, I don't really care about her one way or the other.

Always funny when she showed up in Zippy the Pinhead.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

eh, I don't really care about her one way or the other.

u disappoint me ;_;

― Eisbaer, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

I like how just cuz I was glad when three assholes died (Fallwell, that blonde bimbo, and Jack Valenti) I am now the GRIM REAPER OF ILX

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

i remember her mostly as a butt of jokes from both gary larson and david letterman. holy fuck those eyebrows.

― impudent harlot, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

yeah her look is... something else

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

she has fulfilled her potential.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

After the stabbing, Mrs. Helmsley’s son, Jay, flew to her side after a five-year estrangement and Mrs. Helmsley made him an executive of a Helmsley subsidiary. Soon after he died, at the age of 40, Mrs. Helmsley demanded that his estate repay a $100,000 loan and ordered his third wife and his teenage son from a previous marriage to vacate their home, saying that it belonged to the Helmsley organization.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

ok, it's sooooo obvious and sooooo corny -- but so am i, and it's got to be done:

http://www.nndb.com/people/853/000022787/lhelmsley2.jpg http://dcartnews.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Jack-as-the-Joker-791427.jpg

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/helmsley-leaves-dog-12-million-in-will/200708290604099900012mil for the maltese, nothing for two of her grandkids

― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

ugh, screwed that up:

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/helmsley-leaves-dog-12-million-in-will/20070829060409990001

― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Time to check out the dog's will.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

And some have. Best thing about the story -- there's someone out there named Remus Pop.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

What can you say about a woman whose mouth always seemed to be smeared across her face - I mean, when she dies? No words seem appropriate.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

"That is the next step," Pop told the Times. "That dog got money. That money is going to be taken away from that dog."

lolz

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)


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