More than LOLs is all I never needed you to show, then you wouldn't have to say EXCELSIOR!, 'cause I'd already know

http://www.ravenimages.com/st-bu-rc-kr/bu/thumbnails/3700%20Sweety%20the%20Chick%20-%203D.jpg

why the hell am i barred?

PWNED

-- John Justen, Thursday, 23 August 2007 08:09 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Before you ask, Tuomas, that means "Owned" in internet speak.

-- John Justen, Thursday, 23 August 2007 08:10 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Before you ask, Tuomas, "Owned" means "Just Got Served" in internet speak.

-- John Justen, Thursday, 23 August 2007 08:11 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Before you ask, Tuomas, "Just Got Served" means "You have been shown to have made an error and shamed accordingly" in American.

-- John Justen, Thursday, 23 August 2007 08:12 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

meh.

Let's leave tuomas alone and see how he evolves, shall we? After all, he's not retarded.

Expert testimony there.

what does retarded mean?

Advanced in opposite direction.

and yes, OTM, pooping at work should ALWAYS be a last resort and not part of your daily routine

-- cutty, Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:58 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

keep your ipod on cutty

-- blueski, Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:58 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no ipod for nose

-- cutty, Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:00 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

am0n do u know the uffie track "pop that glock" because if you do you know "top billin" just shitty

-- max, Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:46 AM (Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:46 AM) Bookmark Link

ban max for even bringing up "uffie"

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:49 AM (Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:49 AM) Bookmark Link

uffie was created in a lab by shipley's life partner aaron 'dr yacub' lacrate

-- and what, Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:51 AM (Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:51 AM) Bookmark Link

I've seen occasional Chunkies in random convenience stores.

-- Hurting 2, Thursday, 23 August 2007 21:15 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/690/1493781035lps1.jpg

-- sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 21:20 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

!!!

Who is that band?

chk chk chk

chk

http://washington.uwc.edu/depts/compsci/cps109f05/eatoe1740/images/hungry%20hippos.jpg

jeeze u guys are mean

you guys are absolute assholes, but the hippo cartoon made me lol

yah me too

I'm not too inclined to be nice to someone who called me walking abortion.

you make a good point

she didn't call you that as a symptom of being overweight.

Nope. Apparently, it was expression of disbelief at his not having yet drowned in his own vomit.

i think i see kate masonic boom

mcgriddles are a sign of the end of our roman empire

-- hstencil, Thursday, August 23, 2007 4:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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Fine with me, I can't exactly eat an arms race.

-- Abbott, Thursday, August 23, 2007 4:40 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

pic of "Indoor League" w/ Fred Trueman DVD

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, August 24, 2007 10:05 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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-- Dom Passantino, Friday, August 24, 2007 10:05 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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i believe it to be grim up north

-- mark s, Friday, August 24, 2007 10:10 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I wanted augur and ea just now and it said ea is not a word. it so is!

-- Grandpont Genie, Friday, 24 August 2007 15:42 (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's in the game

-- onimo, Friday, 24 August 2007 16:32 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

From the Springsteen C/D thread:

I should note that, being American myself, the Cultural Gap thing is rather overrated as an explanation. ;-)

I will say, though, that I do lack a car and have never had one. That might serve as a better explanation. ;-)

-- Ned Raggett, Sunday, February 25, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

Nah... I don't even have a driver's license and I love the man. Cars are my favorite place to listen to music though.

-- Patrick, Monday, February 26, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

The Automobile as Stationary Listening Environment. How revolutionary.

I wish I wasn't misinterpreting.

-- Otis Wheeler, Monday, February 26, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

Uh... I meant when *someone else* is driving, Otis.

-- Patrick, Monday, February 26, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

Thank god, otherwise it sounds like something Thom Yorke would do.

-- Ally, Tuesday, February 27, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

John Justen

Seconded.

LOU REED RIP:

CNN is reporting it was a strokes

-- brownie, Friday, August 24, 2007 5:45 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

[Re: Pleasant Plains appreciating having the disability bar next to his work toilet]

I'm not wheelchair-bound, but it's nice to have the leverage.

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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u old

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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u wait

-- Pleasant Plains, Friday, August 24, 2007 12:00 AM (23 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I wasn't nominating

?

that's right

I was just about to post "the complete lyrics of If You're Feeling Sinister if they were written by RJG," but after a while a had a Custos flashback and thought better of it.

"A word of caution, though: As with any social scientific study, it's important not to confuse correlation with causation."

That sentence, at the end of the article, is the 'and then I woke up' of pseudoscience.

-- moley, Friday, August 24, 2007 11:18 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

courtesy of a friend in Japan:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1383/1220412884_8792aa3a9d.jpg?v=0

FUBUTT

Is Japan a particularly racist/xenophobic country?

The keyword for 2004 in the west was 'blog',

One of the great mysteries is why Dom Passanatino has a Wikipedia entry but why Robin Carmody doesn't.

-- King Boy Pato, Saturday, August 25, 2007 7:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Because my fame extends beyond aspie rubes who jack off over uncut rushes of the second series of Three Of A Kind

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, August 26, 2007 1:22 AM (22 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Bizzare Magazine and a couple of weeks freelancing for The Guardian doesn't really count, Dom.

-- King Boy Pato, Sunday, August 26, 2007 2:17 AM (21 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I've also written for Powerslam, Britain's second most read wrestling magazine

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, August 26, 2007 2:25 AM (21 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I think Carmody's blog gets read more than Britain's second most read wrestling magazine.

-- King Boy Pato, Sunday, August 26, 2007 3:39 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Link

funny cos not true

books you own the title makes you chuckle too much over to ever read

Not sure where the most recent Cover Connection thread is.

ihttp://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GTK8464SL._SS500_.jpg
ihttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000NQR8AQ/sr=1-2/qid=1188236834/ref=dp_image_0/104-4307769-6786313?ie=UTF8&n=5174&s=music&qid=1188236834&sr=1-2

-- asthmatic american, Monday, 27 August 2007 17:53 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

one more try:

<img src=ihttp://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GTK8464SL._SS500_.jpg>
<img src=ihttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000NQR8AQ/sr=1-2/qid=1188236834/ref=dp_image_0/104-4307769-6786313?ie=UTF8&n=5174&s=music&qid=1188236834&sr=1-2

-- asthmatic american, Monday, 27 August 2007 17:54 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

For images, use:

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 August 2007 17:59 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 August 2007 17:59 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 August 2007 17:59 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

|
v

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 August 2007 18:00 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

one of the most awkward moments of my adolescence: mom gets the phone bill, sees 1-900 calls on there. she comes to me, absolutely fuming ("the talk" was given to me via a dr. james dobson book), and asks if i had been calling sex numbers. the truth was much worse: it was a phone number to get help on beating zelda. i was shamed.

-- Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 17:20 (3 years ago) Link

beating zelda

worst euphemism ever

^^^ already on excelsior thread, what can i say

Imagine if there were a 1-900 number where you could speak directly to Dobson, and Yanc3y's mom had made him call the number to get a personal lecture from Dobson on the evils of phone sex and masturbation.

It's a fucking awful walnut-varnish record.

The only interesting thing about it is that it breaks the as-then usual Beach Boys cover photo-literalism.

i.e. Beach Boys holding surfboards = songs about surfing
Beach Boys in cars = songs about cars

Why doesn't this record have songs called "Feeding Mammals USA", "Gnu City", "Zoo's Up" etc? It would be much better if it did.

-- PhilK, Sunday, August 26, 2007 7:35 PM (Yesterday

10. wonk 12 up, 15 down

Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.

She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.

My mum caught me having a wonk.

by DJ Jaybee Aug 26, 2004 email it

^^^this seems to accurately sum up dudes talking about Prince on the internet

Whereas dudes talking about Prince in real life are master masturbators.

my name is Prince
and i am wonky

*applause*

i've just imed you jon!

a honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

giraffe sounds like slang for a dude who is aggressively into cunnilingus

-- n/a, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 5:57 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/04/18/rhs_toystore,0.jpg

The concept of wit has been sadly devalued in this thread.

otm

Re: obscure TV shows:

---

also its your move was a silver spoons spinoff. i remember these types of things.

-- chaki, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:49 PM (6 minutes ago)

it wasn't a 'silver spoons' spinoff, he played a different character, though he may well have acted the same

-- akm, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:50 PM (5 minutes ago)

im pretty sure he was the same character as in silver spoons.

-- chaki, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:51 PM (3 minutes ago)

his character on silver spoons was named derek, the character on it's your move was named matthew.

-- akm, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:52 PM (3 minutes ago)

god i hate you

-- chaki, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:53 PM (2 minutes ago)

haha

Sometimes watching Aeon Flux episodes (especially in the case of "utopia or deuteranopia) I wonder which writers would inspire a person like Aeon if she existed in reality. I know, I know, Aeon doesn't have an agenda set by a certain ideology etc... but some of the ideas that seemingly can explain the motivives behind Aeons actions can most definetely be found among real writers and philosofers. I have a suggestion, after reading 2 of Ayn Rands books recently I've noticed certain parallells between Aeon and Ayn.

Anyone else got a suggestion?

-- nalle, Monday, November 26, 2007 11:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Just thought of something, I think the problem with "utopia or deuteranopia" is that it ends by telling the viewer that ultimately Aeon just had to control Trevor and keeping him on a leash rather then just getting rid of him. The problem is thou that politically this doesn't really concretisise what we should promot in order to keep a person like Trevor under control. I think that if Peter wants the episode to be taken serously as a political episode it would have needed to tell us more about what we can do as a people. The episode really only tells us that people like Aeon is going to keep the struggle going but nothing stops us from expanding if you think about it. I think thats the type of things about Ayn Rand, the author, that speaks to me very deeply, she really showed us the true extent of the hipocripsy in our governments and she gave a very passionate and rational argument for expanding capitalism, strenthen our human rights, and be objectivists, etc.

Utopia or Deuteranopia is simply to vague in it's message to be seen as one of the better episodes of Aeon Flux.

any comments?

-- nalle, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 3:54 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

would love to see these two lez it up!!

-- max, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 3:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

roffles @ "giraffe"

I'm surprised that the hijacking of Aeon Flux has happened only recently

milf of magnesia

-- milo z, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 3:45 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh god shut up

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 3:45 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://student.nuigalway.ie/~handball/pics/Yoda.jpg

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 5:17 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/8886/c3porz4.gif

check out the coug getting moist in her jorts

-- elmo argonaut, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 5:34 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

trombone is such a great instrument for lesbians and painfully awkward men

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:51 PM (Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:51 PM) Bookmark Link

coug boob shopped! coug boob shopped! coug boob shopped!

-- jhøshea, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

coug boob jortz shop

-- Abbott, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Guys, I think we are a nanosecond away from creating a new and exciting language.

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 12:00 AM (49 seconds ago)

I usually spent this time identifying birds and grasses

louis, always with the sex and drugs

-- electricsound, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 12:59 AM (1 hour ago)

bebe neuwirth went to my high school

-- max, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:11 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i dont get it

Hahahah awesome Jim zing.

people have so much fun when I DJ, because I play stuff I want to hear not stuff they want to hear

-- brownie, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:14 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

ban brownie

-- chaki, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:15 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

i'm ready

-- brownie, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:16 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

ILX 2
User has been succesfully banned.

Return to Front Page.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:18 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

that one's about the timing btw.

He was colossally unpopular in Scotland, doing pretty much exactly fuck-all as "Scottish Secretary" or whatever. Mainly because he was also Minister for Transport at the time. It would be difficult for anyone to have enough time for, oh, every issue shared between England and Scotland while one is busy fucking up the national transport system.

-- Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 14:01 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Oh I don't know, the current Scottish Secretary is running a war on the fly.

-- onimo, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 14:03 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

My money's on the Fly.

-- Mark G, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 14:06 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

With some edits:

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A good friend of mine got back from Iraq and was performing cunnilingus on a cougar when her dog came up behind him and started licking his bare ass.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:06 PM

he met her in a really cheesy bar. She was 50.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:06 PM

a cheesy bar in aspen?

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:07 PM

Rocky Mountain Cougar

-- Abbott, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:08 PM

ok now that don is telling stories about his buddy in a threeway with a 50 yr old and a salad-tossing dog i'm outta here

-- omar little, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:11 PM

Ralph the world's most famous salad-tossin' dog

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:12 PM

RIMJOB y'all breederfaces

-- Abbott, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:16 PM

salad-tossing dog

well that's the last time I eat dinner while reading ILX

-- Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:17 PM

"Ri Ralph re Dog. Ri give rou rimjob, Moby!"

-- Abbott, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:17 PM

rooby rooby rimjob

-- Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:19 PM

scooby: snacks

From this thread where does this rate on the asshole scale?

Paint his bike pink and put streamers and a basket on it.

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 1:17 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Haw!

Obviously, Morrissey is ill-advised in those cases, and I don't think he is factually right either. I've been to both London and Berlin recently, and Berlin is probably even more culturally shaped by Turkish and Croatian immigrants than London is by Pakistani and Indian ones. But there is still a lot of English culture left in London, like there is German culture left in Berlin (and Norwegian culture left in Oslo). And it will always stay that way.

Surely, you may not get that impression in Brixton or on Edgware Road, but there is a lot more to London than that.

-- Geir Hongro, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 5:55 PM (Wednesday, November 28, 2007 5:55 PM) Bookmark Link

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But, if he isn't speaking about immigration, isn't it possible that it is Americanization Morrissey is speaking out against?
In which case, the entire hip-hop-thing may also be seen as sort of an Americanization, mind you.

-- Geir Hongro, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 5:59 PM (Wednesday, November 28, 2007 5:59 PM) Bookmark Link

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Am I the only one who suspects Geir accidentally left himself logged in on a public computer?

xpost NEVER MIND

-- nabisco, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 6:00 PM (Wednesday, November 28, 2007 6:00 PM) Bookmark Link

rofl

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/11/28/us/coins600.jpg

dun

-- jhøshea, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 5:15 AM (11 hours ago)

OK: A (extra 3 points for 1907, my favorite year)

NM: C- –I like the zia & the state of yr shape and all, but god did you design this in MS Word or something? That is the ugliest possible way you could have placed your state nickname. Look what AZ did with its banner. Seriously, maybe ask your neighboring quarter for help in the future.

AZ: A+ –Beautiful detail, nice balance, and you have like a preschool sun on there!

AL: A –I think this is the only quarter with a MURDER on it.

HA: A –Nice that you went for yr history! "Yeah we have our own language and we HAD our own king, jackasses." The double deuce of the quarter world.

-- Abbott, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 4:54 PM (11 minutes ago)

AL: this refers to the State of Alabama
HA: There is no HA

-- gabbneb, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 4:57 PM (8 minutes ago)

There was this great thing on the radio where a teacher was talking abt how her class was going to do a pen pal exchange with a class in another state. And her class got to write to Maine! She'd made Maine this exotic place in her mind, and shared her excitement and wonder with the young students, who wrote poems about lobsters and snow for the other students.

When she got her package from the other class, it came with a note from the teacher that said, "I'm sorry, MA is Massachusetts, not Maine."

NOW I SEE MY FUTURE

-- Abbott, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 5:02 PM (4 minutes ago)

i think what you meant was "stfu gabbneb"

-- jhøshea, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 5:04 PM (1 minute ago)

A trained bat that could move hot pans for you would be pretty sweet.

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

http://www.informationleafblower.com/blog/archives/morrissey1.jpg

UNNNGGGGGH WHITE WEE-WEE

-- Noodle Vague, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:07 AM (Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:07 AM) Bookmark Link

good-bye rube-y aspie
who could blame a poll on you

-- electricsound, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:23 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

# TEH NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ILX [Started by n/a (Nick A.), last updated 8 seconds ago] 3 new answers
# WHAT SHIFT U WORK [Started by El Tomboto, last updated 7 minutes ago] 53 new answers [POLL closes: December 12]
# ATTN: Copyeditors and Grammar Fiends [Started by Andrew (enneff), last updated 9 minutes ago] 33 new answers

LJ do you ever stop in mid-poppage and say "hey! this is some great poppage we're having right here huh?"

-- Noodle Vague, Friday, November 30, 2007 9:24 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

i am so glad i missed whatever the fuck that is referring to

I have a feeling we'll all yet find out in too much detail.

i was in my room with this girl and another girl, and they wanted to know who had a deeper vaginal canal, and wanted me to measure it for them by successive poppages. midway through the first poppage, i was admiring the quality of the poppage and exclaimed "hey! this is some great poppage we're having right here huh?", and she said "oh shut the fuck up just tell me how deep it is", it wasn't actually very deep, as the tip of my penis was able to engage her cervix with the penis only in two thirds of the way. unfortuantely after the first ejaculation i wasn't able to re-erect the penis to measure the second girl, luckily another guy walked in, but the girls thought it would only be fair if they used the same penis to measure with. so the guy went down on me to get the penis back to an erect state, and i was able to insert it into the second girl whose vagina was way deeper as it consumed my whole penis with room to spare.

That's clearly fake, I didn't have to look up one archaic English word.

nobody lezzx up? Guy 2 remained fully clothed?

This is no average student night in.

"I used to think all the letters in your mag were made up..."

ha ha, um, ha.

i dunno, that's actually pretty hot. maybe it could become my new default imagibation fantasy.

Officially time for a new thread, then?

haha!

nu-server = nu-excelsior, figures