THE TYPES OF NABISCO

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
"what's up, my niggas, we're having Applebee's tonight!"20
OTM 10
500+ word OTM 8
500+ word zzzzzzzzzz 6
well crafted meta-humor 5
"serious debate" 2
pitchfork 2
indie pop 1
pop culture 0


gr8080, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

u sprung 4 him

sanskrit, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

there's no chipotle on this list

kingfish, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

no gay "i prefer to use Momus" answers because i prefer others in general too but fuk u this is about nabisco.

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 23 August 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

tru

gr8080, Thursday, 23 August 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kraft.com/art/FMI2003/NabiscoGoPaks-NutterButter.jpg

libcrypt, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco otm

kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/NabiscoOTM.jpg

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

easiest poll ever

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

you realize than in a venn diagram of all those choices, "OTM" would mostly encircle all the other choices.

kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

I chose "500+ OTM" because I enjoy watching him tease, at length, the reason out of things.

kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, ANYONE can just be plain OTM.

kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

u sprung 4 him

-- sanskrit, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 1:21 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

mayyyyybe...

kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco, make me an offer

kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/f/fat_joe_make_rain_060912/a.jpg

Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

500+ word zzzzzzzzzz
"serious debate"
these are actually the same option.

haitch, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

rong

gr8080, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

i once asked his typing words per minute and he thought i was trolling. i still want to know. i would even buy him mavis beacon just to find out.

sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://i19.tinypic.com/63h8hvk.jpg

libcrypt, Thursday, 23 August 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://i12.tinypic.com/68ayt12.jpg

libcrypt, Thursday, 23 August 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://i11.tinypic.com/4zej3hf.jpg

libcrypt, Thursday, 23 August 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://i11.tinypic.com/4y0kc61.jpg

libcrypt, Thursday, 23 August 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

ttp://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=6397

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

poll: Should JW have his birthday party at Applebees?

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

applebees

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

When El Pasoans want to go to "the place where everybody goes," they head to Applebee's — and with good reason. Applebee's has gained a reputation for the variety and quality of its menu, an atmosphere that fosters a good time and the friendliest crowd in town.

The atmosphere alone exudes fun with its warm brass accents, sports memorabilia and servers who are knowledgeable, courteous and downright entertaining. Enjoy one of Applebee's famous drink specials, like an ice-cold 23-ounce Brewtus brewsky or a perfect margarita made from scratch in the city where the margarita was born. Hungry? Experience one of Applebee's signature dishes made from the freshest ingredients prepared with the greatest of care.

Okay, so what are some of these famous signature dishes? Try Applebee's Riblets. They are a feast for your appetite. Slow hickory-roasted and seasoned with their special recipe barbecue sauce, they're the tenderest, tastiest, meatiest ribs in town. Applebee's secret seven-step process means all you get is 100 percent great taste. Of course, you’ll also be tempted by everything from burgers to fajitas to tequila fiesta lime chicken; and you’ll love the fact that Applebee's Grill stays open until 1 a.m. If your appetite tends toward the lighter side, you won't be disappointed. Applebee's offers the finest selection of freshly prepared salads and pasta dishes this side of the Rio Grande. Savor succulent Chicken Caesar, graced with just the right amount of parmesan. For a taste of the Southwest, sink your teeth into a quesadilla (kay-sa-deeya) with jack cheese, jalapeños and a variety of other tasty fillings.
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Applebee's is a natural choice for families. They welcome you with smiles and a fun atmosphere. There are even crayons and a menu to color.

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~slgamma/photos/Social%20Interaction/Misc/Applebees_Recruitment_Event.JPG

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fulton.asu.edu/~asusae/archive/2000/Ford/fsae237_applebees.jpg

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://mudmystic.com/family/2004moeyvac/applebees.jpg

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.creativesimulations.com/Applebees%20Opening%20Slidell.jpg

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.adriennerosel.com/images/applebees_modified.jpg

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

I like how the Applebees blurb bothers to tell you how to pronounce quesadilla but not jalapeños.

Trayce, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

jah-lap-pan-ohs

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/Nikara637/Applebees.jpg

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

I wanted to go there tonight but the people we were treating said the menu suxxx now that the 'celebrity chef' has taken it over. "I just want to eat a bunch of fried crap covered in barbecue sauce or cheese, and they took that way from me" she said.

Abbott, Thursday, 23 August 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://i13.tinypic.com/623ykbk.gif

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

you are way too invested in this

kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

phew

rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

throwin' up at Applebees vs. throwin' up sets at Applebee's

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

whoah

nabisco, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

poll results OTM

gr8080, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

ps- nabisco, luv u and all, but fyi this was a parody thread

gr8080, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

applebees line overrated

deej, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

i would say thats in about the 65th percentile of nabisco quality

deej, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

LIZARD HEAD IN SALAD AT APPLEBEES NEVA FO'GET

chaki, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

I was surprised and pleased to see Nabisco wrote the AMG review for Happy Family! My that is some fine stuff.

Abbott, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

newyorker/playboy cartoons A+

sleep, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

seconded

kenan, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

applebees line overrated

now officially so!

kenan, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

The Imus-listener breakdown on that thread was much more gratifying work.

nabisco, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco otm memories:

pf review of first bloc party album: way otm

kenan, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

only person to way otm second bloc party album.

Jordan Sargent, Friday, 24 August 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

CONFESSION: I ATE APPLEBEES TONIGHT

river wolf, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

AND THEY SAID I WAS TOO INVESTED. HATERZ.

jhøshea, Friday, 24 August 2007 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

FUNNY IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN RETARDS THINKING YR SMART

jhøshea, Friday, 24 August 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

libcrypt OTM upthread.

gr8080, Sunday, 14 October 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rotovibe.com/images/nitsuh.gif

Spencer Chow, Monday, 15 October 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

looool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

yo spence put that shit on a cream colored american apparel shirt and sell it for $10 a pop, i guarantee you will get crazy profit

omar little, Monday, 15 October 2007 02:00 (eighteen years ago)

I made that graphic a couple years ago for his birthday, but he never commented on it :( I felt so OffTM.

Spencer Chow, Monday, 15 October 2007 07:47 (eighteen years ago)

SPICY CHICKEN
BITCH

nickalicious, Monday, 15 October 2007 08:08 (eighteen years ago)

There's one thing that I don't get about Nabisco.

He's intelligent, well-rounded and knowledgable, so why does he spend so much of his time being right ON THE INTERNETS???

mei, Monday, 15 October 2007 08:16 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

Telegenic, too!

jaymc, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

[nabisco] a bay bay

Jordan, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

always wearing that sweater!

also lol @ all teh googly eyes

tehresa, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

(i wld be googly around her too, probably)

tehresa, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

Having never met Nabisco it's beyond weird to see him on video but kind of exactly like I imagined he'd be. Neat!

ENBB, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

That radio thing he did with Xgau last year, it was interesting to hear the host pronounce his name as a-bubba.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

What pleasant mannerisms!

Abbott, Saturday, 12 April 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

IS this the Robyn that did "Show Me Love"? Or am I totally making things up?

Abbott, Saturday, 12 April 2008 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

I belive it is!

ENBB, Saturday, 12 April 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

[.], [nabisco]

gershy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 02:27 (seventeen years ago)

Looks like that was covered in interview, oops. That is one fine little song.

Abbott, Saturday, 12 April 2008 02:28 (seventeen years ago)

so gonna happen

HI DERE, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

What's the deal with her left front tooth?

M.V., Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

my jealousy seethes

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i wanna chat wif nabs too ;_;

gff, Saturday, 12 April 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

i want him to ask me about what i think of major labels

rrrobyn, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

even tho i wld just start talking abt something else

p.s. it was really weird for abt a second or two after i clicked that link and saw my name as person being interviewed by nabisco. but it turns out that it wasn't me

rrrobyn, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

ha, i thought it was going to be an interview of you somehow, too, rrrobyn.

horseshoe, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

oh it'll happen one day

rrrobyn, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

also, aw + haha, it is nice to be thought of as somehow definitive robyn :)
xpost

rrrobyn, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

[nabisco] a bay bay

-- Jordan, Friday, 11 April 2008 22:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^lol

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

"You're looking up TYPES of NABISCO?!"

My mom just came to my place of work and is now staring at this thread over my shoulder in confusion.

"What thread? You're lying 'cause I don't even see a thread."

roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

get yr boyfriend to explain

jhøshea, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

nabisco's next comedy name should be "a baby"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

OTM.tv

Spencer Chow, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

oh, that'd be rich xxpost

roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://applebees.com/realvideos/watchVideo.aspx

libcrypt, Sunday, 8 June 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

Nabisco is fucking cool. Libcrypt are you on AIM?
Ah, I see you are. Perhaps chatting will ensue.

My co-workers wanted to go to Applebees that day and I told them I didn't want to go. I had to get home and pack for my flight the next day. One of my co-workers ordered one of those big sugary "girly" alcoholic drinks there. I had a smoothie of some kind and left. I had no choice because I was dependent upon someone else for a ride.

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Sunday, 8 June 2008 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

I will never again be able to see, hear, or think of Applebees w/o also thinking of nabisco.

libcrypt, Sunday, 8 June 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

Nabisco does not seem to be around as much lately. ;_;

Abbott, Sunday, 8 June 2008 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

Never enough Nabisco on here, aye. And my, what a charming interview with Robyn!

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 June 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

where is that nabisco quote from?

The Reverend, Monday, 9 June 2008 06:02 (seventeen years ago)

what even is this biz about applebees

roxymuzak, Monday, 9 June 2008 07:24 (seventeen years ago)

i forget what thread it's originally from but it pops into my head whenever someone mentions Applebee's.

Jordan, Monday, 9 June 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)

P.S. I am really sick of people who are all like "black people call each other nigger all the time" -- this is a severely fucked-up perception based on people getting their information on What Black People Do All the Time pretty much solely from hip-hop videos and The Wire and shit, and I seriously wonder if people who say that honestly believe that the middle-aged woman in the next cubicle at work seriously goes home to her kids and says "what's up, my niggas, we're having Applebee's tonight!"

-- nabisco (nabisco), Monday, November 20, 2006 11:09 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Jordan, Monday, 9 June 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)

It is from the thread of Michael "Kramer" Richards 'comedy' mental breakdown & shouting of that woid.

Abbott, Monday, 9 June 2008 15:38 (seventeen years ago)


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