I am an airport

seriously. what trans-ports are other people?

train station anyone?
greyhound terminus?
motorway service station?

I am a bus stop, but one of those nice ones with a canopy and a bench.

I am a bus stop, but one where you just stand, exposed to the elements, next to the sign that makes me what I am, instead of a random street corner.

I am a hospital helipad, just minding my own business while everybody stresses out on top of me.

More specifically I am the entrance to the Glasgow airport where the dude was on fire and got a kicking.

RubyRed is, apparently, a bike rack.

no way - i'm a BICYCLE. i don't want to be a type of port; i want to be a mode of getting between ports.

the only complete german sentence i can recite at will is "ich habe ein bahnhof in mein lederhosen"

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yeah, but that's not the game is it? embrace the metaphor.

fine. I R A BUS TERMINAL, FULL OF SAD LONELY HOMELESS OLD BUMS. AND HARE KRISHNA HIPPIES.

speaking of which, I answered my friend katie's door yesterday to a hare krishna monk. and i don't think you're full of bums.

that's cuz you know how awesome i truly am.

are you getting drunken cuz of the bummerz about house/job? [i'm glad you didn't get the dumb job; the other job is way better and you're totally getting it]

actually, i got accosted by THREE hare krishnas on my way to get new glasses today. my perennial excuse: "I AM LATE FOR WORK" (in this instance, is was actually true)

i think my bummerz is more of an excuse than a reason. and while I know how awesome you are I was concerned that you may need reminding. would still have a ride though.

4 minutes later and i really wish i could delete that last bit. for shame.

i'm immensely flattered ;) anyway, i know who you REALLY want to ride.

i is an l train. sometimes i piss you off but you know you love me anyway because i really am the best route and i connect you to all sorts of amazing possibilites.

I am a taxi. People just use me to get from A to B and no one seems to appreciate the journey at all :(

/angst

i appreciate you. especially when there is making out in the back seat involved. :-P

Ooer! Hahah.

Semi-decent parody thread made bad by the fact that Dog Latin already did it a year ago. C-

what a goddamn spoil-sport. i bet you're fun at parties.

i'm not at ALL surprised that it's been done before. what a great contribution you've made by pointing that out louis. justine rules for sticking up for the thread. and for soooooo many other things too.

thanks nick :)

i bet you're fun at parties.

I'm worth my weight in poppers.

I am a helicopter that lands at the local hospital.