omg owen wilson tried 2 commit suicide

what does Kate Hudson have to say about this?

lol? you're a fucking dick

What a terribly childish way to get us to make him a RIP thread.

well he's not dead yet dogg! go eat an orange, it'll make u feel better

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Entertainment/2007/08/26/report_actor_owen_wilson_in_suicide_try/9736/

sounds like bullshit to me. more likely: he got wasted, fell over and cut himself.

good riddance
-- Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier)

Shit. I like O.W.

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Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide, sources tell the NATIONAL ENQUIRER and Star magazine exclusively.

Wilson was transported to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica , Calif. on Sunday, August 26, by ambulance. Sources tell the ENQUIRER and Star that he sliced his left wrists and took an indeterminate amount of pills.

He was discovered by a family member who summoned help.

Police and an ambulance responded to a 911 call from Owen’s house around noon on Sunday.

His wrist was sutured and bandaged at the hospital.

The ENQUIRER and Star broke the story of Owen’s hospitalization earlier Sunday and revealed that he was being transferred from St. John’s after being stabilized. The publications learned that he was going to be detoxed.

Owen was brought in to St. John’s in very serious condition. Police were on the scene immediately as was a criminal defense attorney, believed to be working for Wilson. Some of Owen’s family was with him.

Wilson was stabilized at St. John’s.

More on this story as it develops…

he sliced his left wrists

what, all of them?

You can never hammer in the last nail.

Or something.

Steely Dan's bullying takes its inevitable toll

he sliced his left wrists

what, all of them?

I keep imagining he used this:

http://www.vandenborre.be/WEB/images/products/200/417459_0.jpg

bump! No one cares?!!! I'm disappointed in you people. I guess we need to wait for the bulk of the west coast to wake up?

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/06/38/royal_tenenbaums5.jpg

good riddance
-- Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier)

-- gershy, Monday, August 27, 2007 2:00 AM (7 hours ago)

lool

xpost Now if it was Luke then I'd probably care. But just a little.

yeah, who cares about human beings.

ack.

playing the same part yr entire career takes a toll

I can only hope playing the same part on this message board over and over leads you to attempt suicide one day, too.

Woah!

He played a different kinda role in "Meet the Parents". I mean, Owen Wilson.

Play nice, you assholes.

honestly u cant be that surprised

no Alex, only living in Balt wd push me over the edge

honestly u cant be that surprised

what? y'mean about his suicide attempt? 'cos i'm surprised.

no abt ilxorz being diks

especially on monday morning

also I haven't even had any coffee yet and I'm calling bullshit on this one

remember when TO tried to kill himself?

i was only being a dik in response to someone else being a dik, i'll probably leave this thread alone now.

xposts

hah, oh yeah. i'm just shocked when people treat each other decently here.

bright, reasonably privileged people does not necessarily equal kind people. but i am naive

er, who's TO?

some football idiot.

relax guys, you still have the cinema genius of APATOW.

depressed or misunderstood average folk slit their wrists. hollywood stars pull fassbinders.

i don't buy this at all.

i'm also half tempted to head over to the knocked up thread and see if morbs had something to say, but i'm thinking it would be better not to.

I like Owen Wilson and his one role, tho I only will see him in the Wes movies now. Celeb "news" is not worth the bandwidth it eats tho.

Dr. Morbid

it's a national enquirer piece...

hopefully bullshit.

makes my left wrists hurt just thinking about it.

the inqruirer broke lewinsky...

I can't decide what's more sad: that someone who's had a very financially successful life would still be unable to get the help needed to prevent a suicide attempt, or that a tabloid would lie about a suicide attempt to sell papers.

If it's not true they'll probably get a doozy of a libel suit.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/08/0827_kate_dax_flynet.jpg
Celebuspawn Kate Hudson was groped and smooched in a supermarket in Malibu on Saturday, by new BF, actor Dax Shepard. Off the market and gettin' down in the market!

morbius, stop clicking on the fucking thread if it offends you so much.

Obligatory styrofoam coffee cup, tattoo and, if my eyes don't deceive me, those are Diesel jeans. She probably picked that dude from a rack at Hipsters R Us.

the inqruirer broke lewinsky...

-- gff, Monday, August 27, 2007 2:22 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought Clinton did that?

and shes got the dreaded "winter hat in summer" xp

that tattoo is beyond ugly.

xpost Hey, aircon is a bitch.

I can't decide what's more sad: that someone who's had a very financially successful life would still be unable to get the help needed to prevent a suicide attempt

I would think pressure, alienation and *shit* create other (though not less/more serious) psychological problems.

I mean, shit, I do find it sad, but, that said, why should I really care?

Jessie, that tattoo reflects the inner child being unhappy being named Dax. Don't mock him!

and he never replied to my letter. i knew something was up :(

i believe we actually refer to that group as "Nevada".

Did this Love group's name start with a "The"? (Cause if so, OMG I know that bass player.)

I don't mean to spread innuendo but there's a certain british comedian we'll call "Steve Coogan" who was murdered by Courtney Love today.

what does all this have to do with bill murray and his runaway golf cart bender?

is he 'neutral'?

seriously how come nobody's shot courtney love?

Chaotic Neutral, obv.

Dunno Tom. It's a good question.

Kathleen said something very, very provocative to CL. It seems to have been redacted from Wiki.

Xposts HAHA Cudditouuuuut. This was in '95 and the Rubber Band were my friends. I think it was a terrible thing to do to them under the circumstances of the times because it made them become even more furtive and paranoid than most drug users, to have been shopped by the world's biggest drug hypocrite.

CL has a great way of going "LOOK! Look at the DRUGGIE!" while pointing as far away from herself as possible and avoiding mirrors. Actually she does that with any weakness.

As to Owen Wilson, what great 'friends' he has.

omg wahtre they like !!!

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/love.png

I love it when Suzy chimes in with some choice gossip.

seriously how come nobody's shot courtney love?

because that's no fun. We're waiting for the Chris-Farley-esque postmortem photos of her having drowned in her own vomit and mediocrity.

we love it when you love it, milo

http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/custom/oscars_2007/harvey_head_big.jpg

o u bith

why does Courtney makes better records than Smashing Pupkin and A Perfect Cercla?

wrong thread dom. search 'wdyll august'.

We're waiting for the Chris-Farley-esque postmortem photos of her having drowned in her own vomit and mediocrity.

it will never happen

I know. The world is a cold, godless place.

http://z.about.com/d/beauty/1/0/e/I/ashlee.JPGhttp://www.makemeheal.com/gossip/images/courtney-love-rhinoplasty.jpg

ashlee is the best advertisment for plastic surgery i have ever seen

i thought that was brooke hogan

you forgot to include a picture of cameron diaz

ALL DIS PIX GIVE NEW DEFINITION OF 'SILICON VALLEY'. NO MORE PICTURES OF UGLY LADY OK?

you could carve a melon on that chin.

"Oh, you mean Ela---ahhhhh!!!"

Ella Ella? Or Umbrella-ella-ella? I'm HELLAconfused now.

Elaine Stritch

geddit? "Stritch"?

Ela? Fitzgerald?

we're about to collide with the MIA thread

Eloy Fitzgerald

Nath: somehow a vital connection was NOT made...

The Butterscotch Triangle!

IN OTHER NEWS
Hollywood's view of Wilson: 'He's loved'

somebody say yeah

How far down the Rolodex do you have to go before calling TOM ARNOLD?

Ela? Fitzgerald?

-- stevienixed, Wednesday, August 29, 2007 1:41 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Maybe if she got robbed at gunpoint... you know, if there was some sort of "Ella Stick Up."

I feel convinced all this must involve a member of the Mentors in some way.

Poor Owen Wilson, poor Amy Winehouse, they are the Parker and Coletrane of our age.

Annie / told me
If you want drugs, don't ask Courtney
Vodka, gin -- you're good to go
But no drugs while you tour with Hole

omg you guys are such bitches on this thread! i love it!
this is better than jossip

you were horrible on this thread

Don't tie that noose, it's just abuse
don't take that ride, it's suicide
you cut your wrists, you tried and missed

You're in a rut, Owen Wilson, gotta get out of it out of it out of it.

owen wilson is so much cuter and funnier than Bird though

elastica.

I watched Zoolander last night and got all misty.

(note: not really.)

Hey you little rich kid, what's your beef?
Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief
You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep
Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap
Maybe you're a bastard child you think
Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink
Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan
But you hate lasagna and the pizza man
Now you stand on the grave digga locked and
You're singing the blues about the rough life you've got
Not
You don't wanna live no more
I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour
When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors
Turn your oven on high for about four hours
Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q53xjyRwBqc

Let's anticipate the recovery interview the poor guy is gonna have to do, even if things turn out well.

He could of course just refuse to do interviews or answers questions about it. Which will probably be the case.

Yeah, right.