The Tender Offender

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I found this recently after moving:

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This guy in near my hometown was passing out copies of his manifesto/rant at a local grocery store in 1999 or so. I had totally forgotten about it until now.

I took the liberty of deleting his last name, and address, but left in all the other insanity.

joygoat, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

Holy crap.

Trayce, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

insane laws

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

scare quote bonanza

gff, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

that's amazing - in what state do you live?

I wish I was a screenwriter - I would so pitch The Tender Offender

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

I would like to meet the parents who were all "Sure, I think it's great that you want to marry our 14-year old daughter."

milo z, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.journalstar.com/articles/2005/07/27/local/doc42e6ebe694d3e436970958.txt - 22yo knocked up a 13yo, got hitched

milo z, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

This was in Michigan, the dude lives/lived in a particularly rural, rednecky area.

My favorite thing is how he quotes "convicted sex offender", like it's just someone else's idea or allegation and not, you know, an official legal judgement.

joygoat, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

But weren't the laws originally meant for someone who gropes childeren when their parent aren't around and not for teenage romance? It's not uncommon in much of the world for fourteen year olds to get married.

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe I'm not "the norm." I'm not "camera friendly." I'm not a "heart breaker." I haven't "had sex with a woman." I don't know "how that works." I don't "own a toothbrush," or "let my scabs heal." I'm not "hygenic." I don't "wipe properly."

negotiable, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

Re: protection of privacy

Chryst0lle isn't a very commone name ya know

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.mipsor.state.mi.us/PSORSearchDetails.aspx?oid=11206156

dan m, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)


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