FOODS: U WILL EAT IT ALL

Jhoshea what were you doing in Nepal? I spent a couple months in India, is why.

I got a whole thing of ice cream in my freezer. Von's Coupon.

blueberries
fresh mozzarella/tomato salad
cadbury dairy milk bars
fresh figs (and will regret it shortly thereafter but never remember the next time it is fig season)

cherries

i was traveling w/my buddhist teacher and i helped some friends w/a documentary they were making and i did a little touristing. also i rode in a helicopter. these are my pictures http://scoopsnoodle.com/nepal

sesame noodles
tangerines
doughnuts

That brings back memories. I was at teaching at a monastery - Drikung Kagyud. Frozen Cranberry juice Popsicles.

pickles
olives
bananas
beer

ok, those might last 2 days, but that's pretty much it

dark chocolate covered almonds

o rly? cool. were u teaching english?

6 large pieces smoked bacon
1/2 bunch of kale
asparagussus
pasta
tomato sauce
cherries, also

(un?)suprisingly, almost all the foods I WILL EAT IT ALL are foods unsuitable to my personal digestive processes and are no longer being eaten by me, e.g, ice cream, bread, rice, cookies, chocolate, chips, sugary anything, etc

(the finally-diagnosed digestive issues are kinda like a disguised cognitive therapy godsend, i guess? whatever the case it is freeing and awesome to not want to EAT IT ALL AT ONCE and am back to normal self)

but i will still eat a box of fresh dates in 2 or 3 days. or a bunch of cherries yeah. they are like candy.
i'll go through half a jar of pickles/olives in 2 or 3 days and then be all ugh pickles/olives and forget abt them for a while
oh and wine a bottle of wine yeah

oh wait i misread this. i listed stuff that is in my house that i will eat right now very soon!

over the course of the next several hours

that is a lot of bacon tho

mmmmhmm yes so it is

I cannot let pizza sit unattended. This is why I never buy pizza anymore :(

salsa and chips, hummus. any chips or pita or whatever and stuff you'd put on them.

CHEEEEESE! GLORIOUS CHEEEESE!

that 2 lbs fresh guacamole you made yesterday? SORRY I ATED IT.

that sounds like a good dinner, linds

shrimps

guacamole totally

Well with guac, you really have to. That's not a sign of gluttony or anything.

these things
http://www.snydersofhanover.com/upload/fmproductsp/pieces_hmo_119.jpg

cheese otm

Chips Ahoy cookies. Mint chip ice cream.

Chocolate and cheese but not together, of course.

Candi
Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme
Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Spicy and sticky
Candi
Chocolate with cheese
Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme
Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme
Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Chocolate with cheese
Candi, Candi
Candi, Candi

ok i never went through a ween phase but everyone i know did

I didn't. I went through a phase of DATING someone who went through a Ween phase, but thank god that's over now.

jhoshea why do you wear solid colors in nepal

haha laurel, me too

haha yeah true everyone i know did or dated someone who did or had a brother who did

those are some awesome nepal pictures esp that one of the dogs growling at the other dog

thx! yeah that dog thing was funny they got all pissed at each other then seemed to forget abt it. i know there was some domination and what not. still, strange.

ha solid color guy is not me jerk! not only is he ridiculous, it's considered poor form to wear shorts there. which is just one of many awesome things abt nepal.

also wtf tourists all geared up w/hiking boots and cargo pants and backpacks. yr in a city. look how the natives dress. they manage to survive, right?

I went through a ween phase. And it is over.

ween phase v. phish phase: which one will survive?

I've never had a Ween phase. Should I try it?

yes

OK I'm diving right in then.

I bought those pretzel pieces (same flavor!) this week.

the ween answer to this question:

bananas
blow

Haha very nice. Ween makes me want to eat edible flowers I guess.

that's... not a bad assessment, actually.

you know those little tubs of sauce and dips from trader joes? like spinach jalapeno bbq eggless egg salad. those things are gone right quick.

Cheese. It goes with everything, so I eat it with everything and it disappears like that.

Green gazpacho--originally from Wholefoods but I figured out how to make it at home.
Also figs. I can't think of anything else I will eat until I'm ill thinking: season so short, you must.

radish kimchee
cucumber kimchee
seedless black grapes
taramsalata
sottocenere cheese
cherries
giant containers of jap chae from woori jip that arae supposed to last for 3 meals
sabra hummus
pringles

also frozen custard (any flavor) and mitchell's peppermint stick ice cream

if it is in the house i will eat the entire bag within 24 hours:

french onion sun chips

sometimes far less than 24 hours :/

oh man. i had those in high schol right before i came down with vomity flu. have not had since.

ughh rough

MYSTERY DORITOS

oh god, Tostitos and that Dean's guacamole dip.

Fritos sabrocitos, until my mouth is raw.

i will eat up all of your

jello,
apples, especially granny smith,
baby fucking carrots,
cheetos,
dried apricots (although I will regret it),

string cheese
and also those sweet cold plums you left
in the icebox (sorry).

Cashews are lucky if they make it all the way home from the grocery.

Pistachios are only saved from total devourment by being stubborn, labor-intensive little fuckers.

elmo have to tried the sunflower seed method ie open shell w/mouth spit out shell

recommended

I went through a Ween phase; it started when I was born and ended when I died.

mee too bro mee too

I will and do eat all the peaches. That whole thing where you're supposed to buy them almost-ripe and let them ripen in a paper bag, I can't do, I will eat them even not completely ripe.

blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, dried figs, dark chocolate

omg everything.

chips and salsa. lowfat ice cream. WHIPPED CREAM.

nickalicious, I will do that too - 1st one, well that wasn't quite ripe, let's try 2nd one, that one wasn't either, continue until bag is empty. I had one last night though that was ripe to the point of fermenting - so so good.

bombay mix

i am eating it right now, out of the bag, with a big spoon

avocado, mango, roquefort

jelly babies

BLO FISHHH

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Any sour sugar-coated gummy candy.

I want to invent a substance that works like velcro to baby carrots, and then I will build a dart-board like game target with it. This is because I love to throw them as much as I love to eat them.

Ever since I saw the movie Witches of Eastwick in my adolescence I have been deathly afraid of eating too many cherries in one sitting.

So now I pace the kitchen while I eat them.

any variety of molasses and/or ginger cookie

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oh shit who could forget the cheez-it

OH FUCK I HAVE CHEEZ-ITS. I also has mint chip ice cream. Guess what I'm doing right now....

I hope you're using the cheez-its as a topping.

tipsy mothra stole my post.

I am still proud of myself because yesterday at the grocery store I resisted putting them in my cart.

When I was a kid, I thought Cheez-Its were grown-up food because Egon ate them in Ghostbusters.

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good cheese
good bread
good meat (cold cuts/cured meats/barbecue/fried chicken)
variations of same
cold pasta/pizza

Bugles
Chex Mix
fresh bluberries (so yummy in fresh, cold whipping cream!)

OMG I just ate 2 of my roommate's Boca Burger patties.

Avocados. Quick & dirty guacamole is the best way to eat an entire avocado in like seven minutes.