BEST THING ABOUT PRINCESS DIANA POLL

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Sucked off Bryan Adams 15
Had son Prince Harry, who has his father's trademark ginger hair and small ears 8
Turning up at operations because she liked watching people get cut up 4
Was probably bipolar2
Repeatedly left string of obscene phonecalls on Oliver Hoare's answering machine 2
Was still a virgin at the age of 20 2
Once worked as a cocktail bar waitress 1
Favourite TV show was Eastenders 1
Big Chris DeBurgh fan 0
Said her heroes were "Margaret Thatcher and Madonna" 0
Failed all of her GCSEs 0


Dom Passantino, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

i need to hear more about bryan adams.

but i need to hear less bryan adams.

darraghmac, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

Read about his "modus operan-Di" (my sides!) here:

http://www.londonnet.co.uk/ln/guide/themes/diana_lovers_adams.html

StanM, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

i read that she danced to 'uptown girl' on stage a a royal variety performance in 1985. probably on carmodynet.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

Princess Diana facts:
* Was supposed to buy your short TYCO with your money
* Went out and got lipo with your money
* Walking around looking like Michael with your money
* Should have got that insured, GEICO for your money

Dom Passantino, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

where's 'danced with wayne sleep'?

in all fairness my fave memory is the quote off the tapes where she exasperatedly says "..the things i've done for this *FUCKING* family"

pisces, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

Said her heroes were "Margaret Thatcher and Madonna"

RIP The Lex

DJ Mencap, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

I wasn't going to say it...

Dom Passantino, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

Should have had "free from candida" as an option

Dom Passantino, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

Having a bad day, Dom? :)

-- Joe, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:32 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

- dissed land mines
- head tilting down pat
- made George Michael so hair-envious that he had to get it cropped and ditch the highlights
- chose to give birth during a particularly tense episode of The Tripods
- totally dug R Kelly on the DL

-- blueski, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:50 (3 minutes ago)

blueski, Friday, 31 August 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

re. what was said on the other thread:

we said "no" to the republic because john howard didn't want it and had (has?) all the geriatrics under his thumb. they remember when the queen visited in 1932

Charlie Howard, Friday, 31 August 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

So, was she working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when Prince Charles met her?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 31 August 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

No, when she met you

Tom D., Friday, 31 August 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Was still a virgin at the age of 20

dom, was this directed at a certain mancrush of yours?

sanskrit, Friday, 31 August 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

20 year old virgin? That gives me a great idea for a movie, Steve Carrell could play Prince Charles.

Billy Dods, Friday, 31 August 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Where's "Looked nice"

Heave Ho, Friday, 31 August 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

In your head?

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

whoa you mean to say she didn't?

Heave Ho, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 31 August 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Princess Goddess had to die...now, she'll live for YOU in..."Pull My String".

Joe, Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

She may have been England's princess, but she was QUEEN of the DOLL SHELF.

http://www.dollsale.com/abb56.jpg

Abbott, Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

Sex jibe husband murders wife
Bomb blast victim fights for life
Girl Thirteen attacked with knife

Princess Di is wearing a new dress

Jet airliner shot from sky
Famine horror, millions die
Earthquake terror figures rise

Princes Di is wearing a new dress

Trayce, Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

I read the list on that magazine scan and at first I thought it said she is now free of "headaches, tiredness... etc etc and CANADA".

Trayce, Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

we said "no" to the republic because john howard didn't want it and had (has?) all the geriatrics under his thumb. they remember when the queen visited in 1932

We said "no" to the Republic because some numbnuts with beards got into a tizzy about the *ceremonial* post of President not being elected, thus scaring off people from a "yes" vote.

Which was final proof that Australians don't know what's good for them (if voting Howard as Fuhrer twenty fucking times wasn't enough) because if the beardos had their way, we'd have to vote in yet another election - this time for a ceremonial post - which every dickhead from here to Albury-Wodonga would bitch and whine about forever.

Also, where was the "fag hag to the stars" option?

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 1 September 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)


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