The bestest fake Dr. Pepper drink

Shasta ftw.

Mr Pibb is not "fake" Dr Pepper, jerk.

yes it it, assface!

That's like saying a Bentley is a fake Model T.

jesus, pibb's not even a doctor for god's sakes!

The common man understands refreshment. Dr Pepper is a quack, his MD's from a school in St Kitt's.

btw, Dr. Whatever is really, really good.

If you want to be so slavishly impressed by fancy titles and degrees, you should just go drink a bunch of President's Choice "Dr Smooth" cola.

Pepper, MD

haha!

thunda.

WE ARE ALL MANIFESTATIONS OF THE ARCHETYPE.

YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE A PEPPER, TOO. YES YOU WOULD.

If it counts, it's Pibb in a walk.

also, hey pj! is that you?

wait how many of these are made up?
Dr. Whatever !!!

Country Doctor sounds really refreshing for some reason.

OMG DR SLICE

During an otherwise mind-numbingly vanilla game of truth or dare back in high school, I was dared to chug a 2-liter of Dr. Perky in 60 seconds. I fulfilled my obligation. The results were gruesome.

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Dr. Whatever

http://www.marion.ohio-state.edu/fac/schul/drp/radical.jpg

http://www.marion.ohio-state.edu/fac/schul/drp/urge.jpg

Dr Tenured Radical

By the way, just to get all PROVEN BY SCIENCE about it, note that Dr Pepper and Mr Pibb are both bottled by Coca-Cola -- i.e., one is not an off-brand rip of the other, they are COMPLEMENTARY PRODUCTS in a single line.

So next time some buttface acts like Mr Pibb is imitation Dr Pepper, please tell him/her that and then laugh and laugh until this person cries. YOU HEAR ME, CHAKI? Your wrongness on this issue knows no bounds.

DP hasn't always been bottled by Coke. Could Mr Pibb have been an attempt to mimic DP before the two became family?

Dr. Liberal Elitist

Oh wait, crap, I AM WRONG: Dr Pepper is distributed in the US by Cadbury???

And yet when I was 16 and worked sorting deposit bottles in northern Michigan, we sorted Dr Pepper with the Coke returns.

i love america

The original title of the Beatles' 'Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' was 'Dr Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'.

Wikipedia says:

"Dr. Pepper is considered the first of the major soft-drinks, ahead of its competition Coca-Cola and Pepsi."

Surely this is wrong.

yeah WIKIPEDIA IS NEVER EVER WRONG

I LOVE AMERICA

The Beverage Marketing Corporation puts DP at number four. UNDER MOUNTAIN DEW.

Damn Friday, I need to work.

ATL has a Coke museum. Why can't Waco have a DP one?

Dr. Salt survives on surpassing extremely miniscule expectations.

"Dr. Salt? What the?!?"
-glug-
"oooh! it's sweet!"

xpost Do you not know how to click links on the Internet?

http://www.tamu.edu/upress/BOOKS/2006/wrightroad.jpg

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The link is to the Waco Dr. Pepper museum. Are we using different internets?

Why can't Waco have a DP one?

Um.... Shouldn't it be somewhere in the San Fernando Valley?

dr. pepper has always been very very strong in texas

Sgt Jefferson Pepper - Mrs Eleanor Pepper
------ Dr Ernst Pepper (b. 1885)

Mr Thomas Pibb - Mrs Laura Pibb
------ Mr Marcus Aurelius Pibb (b. 1971)

Mr James Pacman - Mrs Leticia Pacman
------ Mrs Cordelia Pacman-Pibb (marr. M.A. Pibb, 1981)

DR PEPPER WAS INEVNTED IN TEXAS

THERE IS A DR PEPPER MUSUEM IN WAKCO TEXAS

so have you guys had the dublin dr pepper? it's made with real sugar! you can mail order it!
http://www.dublindrpepper.com/

"The Museum is home to the W. W. Clements Free Enterprise Institute. The Institute was created in 1997 for the purpose of educating Texas school children and adults about the economic system that underlies American life. The program uses the soft drink industry as a model to teach students about developing, producing, and marketing products. The Dr Pepper Museum and Free Enterprise Institute is the only Museum in Texas to provide educational programming in the principles of economics."

that system includes stealing other people's products if they haven't patented them yet, i guess

Dr. Pepper is the best thing that Waco has ever produced. Let's not deny them their due.

YEAH THUNDER

Yah yah Dr Pepper has no period after his or her title.

I am v. impressed you've tried Dr. IGA! I wish there were IGA food stores in my area. What is the name of the Wal-Mart one, I know it isn't Dr. Sam's Choice. I have to admit to buying one whenever I'm at a Wal-Mart. Fake bev of 25 cents, something kind and satisfying about it.

Did not Dr. Pepper get bought by the Cadbury company? I like that it's everywhere, as I pretty much hate all Pepsi products.

The Wal-Mart one is Dr Thunder I am pretty sure.

http://drinkbluesky.com/images/large_cans/cat5_dr_becker.gif

oh hell

http://drinkbluesky.com/images/large_cans/cat5_dr_becker.gif

"indie pop" innit

meets steely dan

I am v. impressed you've tried Dr. IGA!

i was lying...I haven't tried very many of these at all.

Dr. Pepper is the bestest fake Mr. Pibb drink.

No Dr. Cthulhu, no credibility

Pibb >>>> Dr. Pepper

I want to try Dr. Radical

any of these drink doctors female? i prefer that one (no homo)

Dr. Lynn

Dr. Perky, I hope

Pibb Xtra

More specifically, Pibb Xtra as it pours from the fountain at Hot Dougs in Chicago. Doug turns the syrup WAY up, which is normally not my thing (I'm a Coke over Pepsi person, not into pure sugar water) but something about the Pibb is just right when you're washing down a blueberry infused venison sausage with with apple mayonnaise.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

blueberry infused venison sausage with with apple mayonnaise

LOL. I need to go to Hot Dougs soon.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

I was robbed.

PIBB TRIUMPHANT

Mr. Pibb probably has a PhD in the arts or something but is too modest to actually call himself "Doctor."

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3501/4065176948_b109946850.jpg

ABORTION PROPAGANDA??

http://postmyportfolio.com/Generic_Dr_Pepper.htm

I was at somebody's house on NYE and they had dr bob's

I shoulda tried some

LOL I thought Abbott had surely revived this to mention the awesomely-named fake Dr. Pepper called "Mr. Goodguy" made by "the good guys" at Kalil Bottling, the company that has the contract for RC Cola and 7-Up down here in Southern Arizona... too bad I can't find a picture. I'll have to take one next time she brings one home... for some reason they have it in her work's vending machine but we've never seen it anywhere else.

It's because he earned his PhD:

http://image57.webshots.com/57/0/88/44/2651088440067293283NrrUcm_ph.jpg

It's crazy bcz Las Cruces appears to be in "Kalil Territory" too –––

http://www.kalilbottling.com/bunchprods.jpg

I guess I didn't realize he matriculated...

http://fakedrpepper.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/drgoodguy.jpg

Never heard of Country Doctor but love it as a name for a beverage.