Lifewhacks

Tip #49: Max out your credit cards on a 60" plasma & surround sound system

Tip #24: trade in your car every 12 months

Tip #79 - spend three years of college loans on a three year vacation to bongland, get kicked out of school

Tip #60 - make your first investments in commodities and penny stocks

Tip #45 - Comic books and baseball cards, my boy, comic books and baseball cards!

Addictive collecting of any kind.

everytip ouught to be accompanied by long winded justifications

Tip #83 - Choose the job you hate because it pays better and it's a little easier, and then stick with it until you don't remember what having a soul feels like

Tip #117 - grades really don't matter

Tip #7 - You can quit drinking anytime you want.

Tip # 84 - It's more efficient to smoke a whole pack a day. That way you can pick a new one up every morning with your coffee.

Tip #756 - most of the liquids/gels in your bathroom are useful in masturbation

tip #11 - if you out of nowhere say something audaciosly insulting to the tough kid in your class, you'll earn respect on the playground