"The police are in the municipal park, and they're looking for terrorists"
― Matt DC, Saturday, 1 September 2007 11:44 (seventeen years ago)
"I saw a wormhole through to East Manchester in 1937"
― Matt DC, Saturday, 1 September 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago)
"YOU TOO CAN WEAR A TRACKSUIT MADE OF PINEAPPLES!"
"Come to the pub. We've only got a couple of hours left in the country before we have to run away to Poland!"
― Matt DC, Saturday, 1 September 2007 11:47 (seventeen years ago)
"We're opposite the Alex Macpherson Guardian building! Alexis Petridish is coming to take us away!"
"I'm down the mine. I can't get out."
― Matt DC, Saturday, 1 September 2007 11:48 (seventeen years ago)
Preserved for posterity. I wouldn't want Filey Camp to forget any of this.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 1 September 2007 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
I sense he might, otherwise.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 1 September 2007 11:50 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headline=wish-your-kids-were-here&method=full&objectid=19613583&siteid=93463-name_page.html
― Heave Ho, Saturday, 1 September 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago)