Why the fuck am I watching Perez Hilton doing "Right Thurr"?

lol "the hip-hop Oompa-Loompa"!!!! Big Boy = my eternal hero

Jamal Anderson = whiter than me! wau

Still, he could kick my ass.

Kendra Wilkinson will dance her way to victory. DAMN, THAT ASS.

Oh my God, she is terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible YIKES. Maybe if she took her top off...?</wishfulthinking>

(This thread is solely for people who already know what I'm talking about. If you are confused, you don't watch enough MTV.)

I think Jason Wahler has served me fries at McDonald's.

I think Jason Wahler is a gigantic cock. I would vote for him, though, to watch him self-destruct some more.

Shar Jackson just embarrassed everyone else who's gone so far and she did it with only two lines of "Tambourine". Go get it, girl.

You watch too much MTV.

LOL Countess Vaughn is doing "Lipgloss"! PERFECTION

Sebastian Bach is a madman. A swaggering, unstoppable madman. I think that was fiercer than LL.

As a complete aside, this next Resident Evil movie going to be THE SHIT. Milla AND Ali = WHO CARES ABOUT A PLOT?

Wait, did Bizarre lose weight?

Muhammad Ali?
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That would be even more awesome than Ali Larter, it's true.

Back on thread, Efrim Ramirez sounds just as retarded as 50 Cent.

Or Efren, whatever, his ass is going home.

Oh come on he made 50 sound like 2Pac (yeah you got me to turn on my TV)

SUCCESS!

2Pac is stretching it a little but yeah, I am letting my natural 50 antipathy color things here.

WTF YOU CHOSE PEREZ??????????????????? FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR FOREFATHERS AND YOUR PROGENY AND EVERY CONNECTED TO YOU, BIG BOY. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE EYE AND THE NOSE AND IN THE HOLE DRILLED INTO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD BY PSYCHOPERVERT MURDERERS

Not even "Pimp My Ride" can brighten my day now.

But this girl's car is a hilarious piece of shit even by Pimp My Ride standards.

True! "Her car smells like old socks" lol lol lol

dan i love you but why are you liveblogging mtv

I had a lemon martini.

LOL THEY ARE PUTTING A SAND FLOOR IN THIS GIRL'S CAR WTF IS WRONG WITH AMERICA

I like how they always turn the trunk into some retarded bullshit like a snow cone machine, thus rendering your newly pimped out car useless for doing normal things like hauling groceries or anything else that won't all fit in the back seat.

lolololol I just said the exact same thing to my wife

I heard "raggedy-ass vehicle" as "Raggetty-ass vehicle" lol

dude what does Ned drive I must know

Ned rides the bus; he has no car!

I think this kid tries to put nettles in his girlfriends or something because that shit his girlfriends did to his car doesn't happen to "nice guys".

hahahahahahahahaha omg what the hell

You got all Surmountered out here.

Apparently I should never drink.

Not when a schlub is rapping on the TV anyway.

I think this kid tries to put nettles in his girlfriends or something because that shit his girlfriends did to his car doesn't happen to "nice guys".

o_0

what ever happened to Countess Vaughn?