All The Girls I Like Are Lesbians!

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help me! IT happens over and over, I waste my time on a girl and she is a lesbian. When they tell me I say "It's alright, I'm used to it".
Why am I attracted to lesbians? The last one was dancing so I went and danced with her. Maybe it's because they are so easy to talk to? (not to mention hot hair)

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe because they are lying to you? It is a handy excuse after all, and one that usually shuts unwanted attention down.

Casuistry, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

I thought about that. The only conclusion I got is that are afraid of my sexual prowess. rawr. Also, they have short ot shortish hair so....

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

lol wait u didn't start that thread about the hot computer lezzie girl did u?

Surmounter, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

A guy I kno obsessed over one of the girls in my (bad) wdyll foto.

W4LTER, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

Oh and she be a lesbian. ANd the obsession went on for several years.
probs should have mentioned this info..

W4LTER, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thedeadballera.com/GravePhotos/Dykes.Jimmy.Grave2.jpg

gershy, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

what about
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/175/celebritylesbiancrushesjp2.jpg
and maybe Keira Knightley and Alicia Silverstone are gay...

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

Am I gay for liking lesbians?

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

who was that picture supposed to be? cos it is showing up as a collage of basically every lady in hollywood on my computer.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

Hay guyz whatz super hot and rhymez with "DOOTCHO FESBIANS"????

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe you're just really attracted to carabiners.

nabisco, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EAW/BORS001Bb~Howard-Stern-Posters.jpg

"I am the hero of the lesbian community!"

kenan, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.counterpoint-music.com/specialties/images/tvalentine.jpg

Chris L, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)


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