Cagematch of the Upper Case Trolls: GARU G vs. TIM@KFC.EDU, fite!

queso?

GARU G meta thread:
GARU G APPRECIATION THREAD

✧✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ examples:
BIRTHDAY MONEY BY TIM
ICEBERGE
CARTRUCKS BY TIM
PURDU
WHO IS WOMEN BY TIM

^^ that's tim @ kfc dot edu, of course

I wrote TIM@KFC out of the will ages ago, but I gotta give him/her the vote here as long as Bosko is not an option.

Garu G, as long as we're talking about classic Garu G and not his later, mediocre imitators.

Jesus.

Any chance of a brief history of ILX? Who was Nude Spock and why did people hate him for example? What makes for a good vs. bad 'troll' etc.?

tim obvs

you tell us, humansuit

xpost

Well I haven't been around very long ... or am I missing your point?

Has humansuit decided on a gender yet?

I think I voted for Garu G, but I'm already not sure.

What about The Amazing Randy? (The original, not the Jon-hating sequel.)

Bosko wasn't upper-case, was he?

The sequel was Ken C btw.

I am currently sorting through the various attachments.

The sequel was Ken C btw.

Really? How do you know? It didn't seem like something he'd do.

oh yeah definitely meant originals ONLY, for the purpose of this poll ignore the imitators hiding in their penumbras.

oh yeah definitely meant originals ONLY, for the purpose of this poll ignore the imitators hiding in their penumbras.

http://www.eaudrey.com/myth/images/Hydra.gif

i'm still undecided who to vote for
so much quality work on both sides

this is really hard

TIM.

SBARRO IS GOOD. EAT AT SBARRO. SBARRO. EAT THERE. HAVED SOME FOOD. SPADGETTY. BIG BOWLS. SBARRO. FORK. KNIFE. MILKSHAKE DRINK. TASTES GOOD. NABKIN DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. COST MORE MDONILLDS. BETTER THEN MDONILLDS. COST MORE BURGER KING. BETTER THEN BURGER KING. SBARRO COST MORE DOLLARS AND BETTER THEN THOSED ONES. HAVED SPADGETTY. SBARRO. BIG BOWLS. SIT AT BOOTHS. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. FORK AND KNIFE. HOT AIR BLOWER. THEY COST MORE. THEY ACT NICE. SBARRO PAY THEM. YOU PAY THEM. JUST USE MONEY. DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLICK BRED. FORK AND KNIFE. BIG BOWL OF SPADGETTYS. TO GIVED THEM MONEY. EATING BOOTH. JUST PAY WITH MONEY. THEY DO THE REST. PARMAZING CHEEZE DISPENDER. TASTES GOOD. BETTER THAN MDONILIDS. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLIC BRED ROLL. TASTES GOOD. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. CHAIR FOR BABIES. USE DISPENDER. USE FORK. USE KNIFE. USE BOOTH. USE SBARRO. THEY DO THE REST.
-- T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧, Wednesday, October 19, 2005 1:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

That's pretty darn funny.

Track one of the CD!

http://www.go-quick.com/ILXVol3.html

TIM, bc he makes me laugh more, though I'm often tempted to take up an aerosol can and spray "GARU G" all over the place, they're both pretty inspired.

I think original Garu G might have been Ken C as well.

Anyway this goes Tim > Original Amazing Randy > Garu G >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Second Fake Amazing Randy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Imitation Garu G.

None of these are trolls apart from Fake Amazing Randy, by the way.

someone torture Ken C and force a confession out of him

Imitation Garu was like when Tom And Jerry went to MGM.

I originally guessed that the No1 tr00 GARU G was the work of capricornelius/kodanshi? No idea if this is actually true, or even why I thought this.

I have to vote TIM but I am biased.

I ALRED FOOKIN SED IT BUT TO BE ONEST ILL SAY IT AGEN-NED I WANT YA BALLS LAD,I WANT YA FOOKIN BALLS

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 7th, 2005.

Tim is unreadable tosh. Garu G ftw.

Did Tim have a jingle made for him...? I don't think so...

i didn't even know TIMKFCEDU was a troll, so Garu G wins naturally.

(also, omg i wish i'm good enough to be garu g but it's heartwarming that folks think i'm the mastermind behind the best trolls i.e. randy and g!)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

nabkin dispender. tim win easy.

Tim is unreadable tosh.

Hardly. I should know.

YOU KNOWER.

Hardly. I should know.

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 6, 2007 8:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

the plot thickens

i have come to appreciate garu g recently but tim is the greatest poet of our time so

srsly guys tim is way more quotable in mixed company. anyone can appreciate 'parmazing cheese disbender' but can you imagine trying to entertain a date with 'i pooed in me gran'?

yeah, when I tried that one out things went south pretty quickly

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

how dood you know

Tim@KFC's posts are too long and rambling, Garu G's are concise and to the point.

RONG

wtf, no uppercase?
Did you feel him

fake tim

SBARRO PAY THEM. YOU PAY THEM. JUST USE MONEY. DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER.

Garu G supporters are dead to me, like people who watch Family Guy

It's so fantastic you despise Family Guy, tell me more about this new exciting viewpoint.

^ suggest suggest ban

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/obamaigotthis.jpg

^ the response to all situations ^

Tim is unreadable tosh.

Hardly. I should know.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:53 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU KNOWER.

― Abbott, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:02 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hardly. I should know.

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 6, 2007 8:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

the plot thickens

― sanskrit, Friday, 7 September 2007 17:36 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It does not thicken: Ned is reading Tim on the first track of the ILX Vol 3 compilation, link is available (and still works) upthread.

whats a ned ragget.

― T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧, Monday, 11 July 2005 01:45