Who wants to help me win a jacket?

Members only jacket I hope.

I hope, too! It's got monograms and stuff on it!

http://www.c-gemz.com/auction/jacket.jpg

http://www.kirbywallace.com/images/FMJ.jpg

Since it's gun day on ile, after all.

http://www.freds.de/pc/cover/pc03xl.png

http://media.arcus.org/albums/Nikula-Ohlsen_M/06-26/Nikula_Ohlsen_TREC_eskimo_girl_in_fur_parka.jpg

You are all making the actual jacket lifeless and boring now. ;_;

http://www.linkspank.com/images/pledges/prize_track.gif

ONCE WAS SO SEXY, NOW LIFELESS AND BLAH

Maybe that eskimo kid is wearing that same jacket inside-out?

I don't know why else gabbneb would post that picture.

lol "click the link to start spanking"

ARGH

Okay, plz quit the site and rejoin on September 7; apparently that's when the Spankathon starts.

(lol "Spankathon")

Oh. Ok!

I don't know if it's possible to really leave - all I could do is deactivate/block my profile. I'll try to reuse that invitation mail on Sept. 7th and use another alias, if that doesn't work I'll let you know.

This thread reminds me of this from Seinfeld:

ELAINE: (To waitress) Oh, nothing for me. (Waitress leaves) I'm going to "Atomic Sub" later.

JERRY: "Atomic Sub"? Why are you eating there?

ELAINE: I got a card, and they stamp it every time I buy a sub. 24 stamps, and I become a submarine (makes a gesture) captain.

JERRY: What does that mean?

ELAINE: (Embarrassed) Free sub.

Okay NOW who wants to help me win a jacket?????

so what the fuck do i have to do anyway? spank you? email me at stevienixed @ gmail.com with the info. i have a few gmail addresses so i can probably make a few profiles or whatever it takes to get you that jacket. or at least closer to it.

i can actually *bomb* it, so you have a sure win, but you'll have to lose endlessly from me on fb scrabble. :-)

Hmm - I expected all traces of my previous account to be gone, but now it's a little obvious I registered twice. I can't access that earlier account anymore, but I do have the option to reactivate it, apparently. Anyway, nevermind, I'm StanM2 now over there. Good luck with the jacket!

Other ilxors: it's completely painless! Come on & help HI DERE!

I will pitch in.

so what the fuck do i have to do anyway?

Register for the site. The more people I bring on, the more likely I am to get a FREE JACKET.

I am emailing you now.

WHO ELSE WANTS TO HELP ME WIN A JACKET?

dan, should have succeeded at least three times, dunno about the one address as i tried that one in firefox and it froze. :-(((

Dan, you never sent a link to that other yahoo addy I gave you.

what the hell is wrong with ppl

Hey! I got a linkspank message from "meet an inmate dot com!" Great! Now I have some options if my marriage fails.

haha me too. i was like: WTF! :-)

Hey, newsflash, DAN HAS A JACKET!!!!!!!

Curt1s, this is the same site that gave me an iPhone. Yhere is nothing wrong with wanting a jacket, too. (Or a Wii, but I doubt I'm going to get 50 people to sign up.)

How many people got married to convicts as a result of your iPhone drive?

Zero! (sadly)

WELL JEEZ

I expect better with your posse of unmarried inmates.

OKAY

I NEED MORE SIGNATURES HERE

IF I GET 50 PEOPLE, I CAN SAY "FUCK THE JACKET, I WANT A FRE WII"

I NEED YOUR HELP

Dude, *I* want a free WII, fuck spamming one site already.

Or - I'll sign up for $10.

I'll do it, Dan.