BEST THREAD ON ILX: Part ONE

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Anything with over two distinct nominations is going into a big poll some time next week. You are unlimited as to how many threads you nominate. Ironic or abusive nominations will probably be ignored. Come! Let's go give that archive a good old dusting-down!

― Just got offed, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

first to say
BAN LOUIS JAGGER

― and what, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

lolz

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Louis, just go out an play with your friends until dinner. Maybe we can play a game before your bedtime.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ethan's was funny, that^^^^ is just patronising bullcrap, try taking this the teeniest bit seriously, dude!

― Just got offed, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

RISING WHIRLWIND SNOOZE BUTTON SMASH

― John Justen, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

THIS is the best thread ever

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

WOW JOHN, HOW DID I MISS THAT THREAD???? A++

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

and the gear sofa thread

― pfunkboy, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

the wit & wisdom of mr snrub

Tears Pouring All Down My Face...

The Pet Shop Boys' first twenty singles...

Britney can i get your sister jame spears Email

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

I fully endorse that Mr. Snrub post!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

plus that one I Love NFL thread that kept showing Photoshops of that wide receiver for the Eagles doing that ridiculous dive tackle.

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

he is not a wide receiver!!!! but otm that thread rules!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

Speaking of Photoshop...

Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

What thread was that? I don't even know what to search for!!

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

MR. SNRUB OTM!?

LOL80S TOO, INITIALLY.

XPOST

WORD

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

how did i not see photoshop thread before

― Just got offed, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

HPENCIL WHY AE YUO SUCKH A DICK

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

guess papers

― jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

defend the indefensible: FOODIES

― Abbott, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

guess papers is INSANE

― Abbott, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

and the gear sofa thread

^^^^yup

I'm not even aware of most of these other threads listed so far, nor can I understand anything that seems to be going on in most of them.

surprised no one's posted the "SO NOT GONNA HAPPEN" thread yet

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

The bra thread

Mato's dumb stepdad

― n/a, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

ooh the dumb stepdad one is really funny

also any thread where Marcelo impersonates Bobby Gillespie

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

The Crests Of The Scottish League Football Clubs, Posted In Alphabetical Order (By Name Of Club)

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

i have the apartment to myself for the next 36 hours...

― John Justen, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

I also nominate for gear couch, matos's stepdad and the MS paint albums.

Oh and the LOL80s photoshop thread (even if it got played out really fast)

― Trayce, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, Matos's stepdad.
There was another one that made me laugh until tears and snot were pouring down my face, but I CAN'T REMEMBER what it was. Maybe it will come to me. Probably something with poop or farts. I am immature.

― Beth Parker, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

What do you look like in your underwear?
Lysol Douche (I searched but couldn't find)
WOMEN: How many bras do you have?

― Madchen, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

On this Thread, we apologize for Boorish ILXing at the Expense of Others

would win for me except most of the original hotlinked pics are now gone forever ;_;

― blueski, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

Was that the one with the paintings? That was hilaro.

― Trayce, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

POPPAGE

― Eisbaer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

V.I.L.E.

― Kerm, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

TS: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears

― Eisbaer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

THIS MY VLOG

also, poppage seconded.

― John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

am i the only person who likes cold soup straight from the can?

― Eisbaer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

For Madchen: the thread with all the Lysol Douche jingles

― Aimless, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

Have you had your Christmas fuck yet?

― Eisbaer, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

Charlie Brown: Why is he such a hippie?

― Eisbaer, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

There's a guy outside my window who's been threatening to jump all night!

and

A car alarm keeps going off outside my house....what should I do?

― Trayce, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

He walks in...

― Heave Ho, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

what one piece of advice would you give your ten year old self .....and all of its variants

― Bob Six, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

So Nick Cannon's new song consists of the full-grown ghost of his potential self singing to his mom, asking her not to abort him?

― John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. Ho, Ask A Drunk threads are an acquired taste, such as when milk acquires the taste of fish from being stored in the same refrigerator.

― Aimless, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

What goes wrong when trying to make friends...

― Bob Six, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

britney can i get your sister jame spears email is basically the reason ilm was created. everything else is extraneous.

― max, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

There can be only one... mastermind, the game

― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

Does a thread exist for the movie Crash?
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=39701
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=7175 (well, before it got fucked)

― Eric H., Friday, 7 September 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=2955

― John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

Skipping 281 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

hai!

Though, I do agree that it should be an old-style poll, with a proper suspenseful countdown an' all

We could always do it again, like you and a few others have suggested. For now, though, it's gonna be a straight shoot-out.

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

BAN LOUIS JAGGER
Britney can i get your sister jame spears Email
Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers
When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook
i have the apartment to myself for the next 36 hours...
What do you look like in your underwear?
TS: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears
POPPAGE
What one piece of advice would you give your ten year old self?
what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room
so not gonna happen
Oink Invites
Yelling Things (Sometimes Insults) At People From Cars - C or D?
y'all ready for this?
This is the thread where I sing along to "Da Funk"
Ladies and Gentlemen...The 40 Most OMGWTFLOL(ROFFLE) Songs Of The 90s.
My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband
the snorg girl looks crazy
robots in dis guys
Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers
Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery
My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.
I have, like, no gay friends in town.
I don't think we have any discussion about the Danish Muhammad cartoons....
WDYLL when machines are trying to kill you: favorite product warning labels thread

All seconded.

I also propose:

Cute baby animal alert!!

-- kv_n

Ralf Hutter's blind date: An ILX Collaborative Tragicomedy was also seconded, I must protest.

― moley, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

x-ie

J-go, I love ya, god knows I do, but you're killing me with this insistence on the "straight shoot-out"

― dell, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

Would it be weird if the very name "ILX" was changed to "Ban 10uis J4gg3r"?

Ok, I guess it would be weird...

― dell, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

Moley, I think KV Nol was seconding those threads rather than listing all the threads that have been seconded.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa, and wait up! The "Down in the Tubestation" thread been missed? I definitely second that one!

― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

xpost ah! that makes sense. OK, well, anyway I second the tubestation one anyhow.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

I am also going to second Taking Sides: The Pixies Vs Placebo

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

.. and propose:

What the hell, let's all SING "House of jealous lovers"

― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

Moley, I think KV Nol was seconding those threads rather than listing all the threads that have been seconded.

-- Tuomas

Aha, yes, apologies.

― moley, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

wtf guys, 6 days and no mention of
Ipso Fatso

― ken c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

No worries, cheers Tuomas. (xpost)

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

I would also like to nominate:

10(+) architects I have been thinking about

Perhaps my favourite picture thread ever.

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

TS: Smiths vs Anal Cunt

― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

"And" six times in a row

― ken c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

Who would win a fight between a horse and a monkey?

― ken c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

The Miracle of the Smiths is my favourite ILX thread.

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

Ban Louis Jagger

they're all good but this is the original and best.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, with any luck he might hop over to ILE and start posting about his sex life or something. Think about the entertainment we might miss out on!

-- Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:42 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

This would win best post on ILX ever, right?

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Are you guys sax partners?

― dell, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

10(+) architects I have been thinking about seconded.

― jed_, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

:) jed_

Now we only need Dr. Casino to third it and we'll be sorted.

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

Berries: A Picture Thread
I can't stop picking up the yellow stones

And from the sandbox...

http://ilx.wh3rd.net:8090/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=141&threadid=888

I heart picture threads.

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, sandbox thread titles don't automatically come through - that one was entitled '72' and it was great.

I think i'm a scott seward groupie - 'cos I like this one as well

I LOVE MARIA D.

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

ilx, you have approximately fifteen minutes

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

"aw", from 1p3

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

seconded

― ken c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

― gr8080, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

Might want to have a few runoff polls leading up to the big kahuna. just saying.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

aw john

― ken c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

Jgo ain't much for foreplay

― dell, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

oh no, i've just spent over an hour compiling the piece de la resistance!

i think the way we'll do it is one big poll to start off with, then lots of spin-off polls to settle disputes.

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

Really, this time, you have about two minutes to raise objections while I straighten out some of the domain-names.

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

you should post the list here or in a separate thread first just so ppl can make sure you didn't miss something.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

obv so not gonna happen wins why we even do this?

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

all seconded threads:

BAN LOUIS JAGGER
RISING WHIRLWIND SNOOZE BUTTON SMASH
Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.
Tears Pouring All Down My Face...
The Pet Shop Boys' first twenty singles...
Britney can i get your sister jame spears Email
Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers
When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook
guess papers
WOMEN: How many bras do you have?
What do you look like in your underwear?
POPPAGE
THIS MY VLOG
vadge horror stories
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=2955
so not gonna happen
Oink Invites
are crushes awesome or what?
abusive comments
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=26&threadid=40640
I am a Werewolf
y'all ready for this?
Flush this question out
what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room
The Locking of the Avril Thread
"And" six times in a row
ILX Screenwriters Presents 'It was all Yello: The Coldwerk Sessions'
Manic Street Preachers : Clasur Neu Methiant
This is the thread where we reminisce over not particularly good Evening Session bands from the late 90s
My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband
Taking Sides: Another Think Coming v Another Thing Coming
An empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator.
The Missionary Position
the snorg girl looks crazy
robots in dis guys
This time it is real, Bela fleck is being rejected totally by me because
The Tragedie of Michael Jackson, King of Pop
"Down In The Tube Station At Midnight" by The Jam - What Does It Mean?
instant messaging the reference librarian at my college
Does NED RAGGETT smoke weed?
What's a goodf band name for these dudes?
Results 1 - 10 of about 256 for gaydiohead. (0.28 seconds)
Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery
submitted for your consideration (TYNAN APPRECIATION THREAD)
TS: Most Retarded-Looking Barenaked Ladies Member on This Album Cover
A thread where you commission a poem from ILE
Covert Ops: Obtaining Dinner from the Fish And Chip shop
Liverpool Tickets Fiasco
Taking sides: Madonna or Janet Jackson?
yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????
A Thread about the film JFK
John Justen and Fluffy Bear Will Drink It
Ralf Hutter's blind date: An ILX Collaborative Tragicomedy
The most interesting pieces of pop music trivia that you know (that are 100% false)
Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)
TS: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears
- - - Belts - - -
WDYLL when machines are trying to kill you: favorite product warning labels thread
In every coffee shop ever
How can you tell you're in an Australian soap opera?
in every old movie ever
i have the apartment to myself for the next 36 hours...
What one piece of advice would you give your ten year old self?
Yelling Things (Sometimes Insults) At People From Cars - C or D?
Ladies and Gentlemen...The 40 Most OMGWTFLOL(ROFFLE) Songs Of The 90s.
Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers
My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.
I have, like, no gay friends in town.
I don't think we have any discussion about the Danish Muhammad cartoons....
Taking Sides: The Pixies Vs Placebo
10(+) architects I have been thinking about

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell, let's go for it

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

where is "aw"

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

you missed out "aw"

― ken c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

xpost!

― ken c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

― ken c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

thank you

― ken c, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

what's "aw"?

― Mark G, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:04 (eighteen years ago)

I'm kinda surprised none of the Rockism or Indie Guilt-type threads made it onto the ballot. In fact, were any of them even nominated?

― dell, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:08 (eighteen years ago)

― gr8080, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

matt can you lock this thread?

― gr8080, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)

Yup.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:42 (eighteen years ago)

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BEST THREAD ON ILX: Part ONE - The Nominations