Worlds Daftest Robber?

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I nominate this guy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6981558.stm

An 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court has heard.

Peter Addison, of Heaton Mersey, Stockport, and his friend Mark Ridgeway of Poynton, Cheshire, smashed crockery and let off fire extinguishers.

Addison received a conditional discharge. Ridgeway, 18, must carry out 60 hours unpaid work.

Both pleaded guilty to burglary at Macclesfield Magistrates' Court.

Addison was ordered to pay £725 compensation and £20 costs. Ridgeway has to pay £20 costs.

Apart from writing his own name in black marker pen at the Toc H centre in Adlington, Cheshire, Addison also left his gang's name on the wall - The Adlington Massiv!.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44100000/jpg/_44100115_addison_men203i.jpg

The teenager vandalised a Garden Birds of Britain poster by adding "R Gay".

He then left a final message to the campsite owners - "thanks for the stay".

Police found him after entering his name in a computer system.

Inspector Gareth Woods, of Cheshire Police, said: "This crime is up there with the dumbest of all in the criminal league table.

"There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit.

"The daftness of this lad certainly made our job a lot easier."

pfunkboy, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT IF HE WAS FRAMED?!?!?

Alex in SF, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

This is the kind of thinking that's jailed so many innocent members of the Kilroy family.

nabisco, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

Nabisco, you are very funny.

Abbott, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

RESPECT TO THE
ADLINGTON MASSIVV

sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

He was daft, and he took the biscuit.

Dan I., Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

Some of those birds really r gay

StanM, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

Conditional discharge wtf? That doesn't even go down as a conviction on his record.

World's Daftest Criminal Justice System?

(BRITISH GARDEN BIRDS R GAY would so be my screen name for the day on olde ILX)

onimo, Friday, 7 September 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

What did he steal though?

*rumpie*, Friday, 7 September 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)

our hearts

sanskrit, Friday, 7 September 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

Conditional discharge wtf? That doesn't even go down as a conviction on his record.

World's Daftest Criminal Justice System?

Not really. It's more like "don't fuck up again" - if he commits another offence within a certain time he gets this taken into consideration when sentencing. So it is 'on record' as such. If you ever do anything stupid (and get caught for it) you may be grateful for this sentence.

What did he steal though?

He didn't need to - he broke into a building with the intention of committing a crime (which doesn't have to be theft).

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 9 September 2007 12:42 (eighteen years ago)


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