what the heck do dudes want for their birthdays?

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I mean, obviously a threesome, but I'm not sure how to arrange that...

emilys., Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

craigslist

roxymuzak, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

Booze, or socks, or permanent markers.

(Those are the things I always want for my birthday.)

(Even though I am a girl.)

(Everyone needs these things.)

Abbott, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

booze. videogames.

John Justen, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

Illegal fireworks.

Abbott, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

Transformers toys (the cool ones from the movie, not the lame anime ones)

Jeff Treppel, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Marvel Masterworks The Mighty Thor Volume 6

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Miles Davis Beyond the Corner box set

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

or is that just me

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

cash and a bj

max, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

www.henfap.com

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

Custom stationery with elegant embossed letterheads.

Abbott, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus Abbott you got me all worked up about your cock on that other thread and now you're a girl.

humansuit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

embroidered waistcoat

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

Confederate flag

humansuit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

A monogrammed flask.

Abbott, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

24 Hours of Throbbing Gristle plizz.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

love, weed, and a copy of 'altered states' by ron trent

lfam, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

wighat

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

Every single thing in the Sharper Image catalog.

Abbott, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

A cask of Amontillado.

Abbott, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lawnvac.com/products/images/TRAILERVACWEB1_000.jpg

If you're buyin'...

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

Is that for the living room?

humansuit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

the moon and the stars

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

In other words a threesome?

humansuit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

My default answer to this question used to be the Queen Mother's head on a stick.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

Janus Films dvd box set, bj, rear-tine tiller, not necessarily in that order.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

its true you can't go wrong with bjs

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

i want to amend mine--

cash an eighth and a bj

-- max, Thursday, September 6, 2007 4:03 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

max, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, but when you give em blowjobs all the time, it's not that special

emilys., Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

Put a birthday bow on it first.

humansuit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

a balloon of nitrous oxide and a bj when he wakes up?

max, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

i should stop talking now

max, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

I always want the same stuff:

Cool socks
Kitchen utensils
Art supplies
Homemade comps (CD, tape, whatever)
Books I might actually read or look at
Toys that shoot things or are monsters
Cash money

Bob Standard, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

why do all my dream bday gifts involve drugs and sex acts

max, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

because you're a man.

milo z, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

virgin pussy

Heave Ho, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

Boobs, blowjobs and steak. Plus, you know, cash is always good. And beer.

luna, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

Gift cert to local book/vidgames store.

booze.

sex or sex-related activity.

new cookin' grill

a puppy

kingfish, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

C on T's if usually not allowed

milo z, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

Bob Standard knows what is what in the gifts department!

Abbott, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51IUgaKtW1L._SS400_.jpg

Jeff Treppel, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

pay off sizeable consumer debt

deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

a break from you

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1013/635583114_6a551d1950_o.jpg

Heave Ho, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

To not have a big fuss made.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

c on f

roxymuzak, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is totally giving me ideas.

Trayce, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

a break from you

-- wanko ergo sum, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:25 (2 hours ago) Link

To not have a big fuss made.

-- Pleasant Plains, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:31 (2 hours ago) Link

those are probably the most otm

emilys., Friday, 7 September 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

c on f

-- roxymuzak, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:44 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

this is the most otm

and what, Friday, 7 September 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

I mean instead of cash, at least take him out to dinner or buy him some candy or COOK him dinner (wearing nothing but an apron would be even better) or ANYTHING. Christ.

Granny Dainger, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

butt secks (9/29)

milo z, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

Tickets to his favorite local sports squadron, has that been mentioned? I know sports aren't "cool".

Granny Dainger, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

time travel machine

El Tomboto, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

rocket-powered skate board

river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

playoff tickets in Fenway would be good. I'll even pay for airfare.

milo z, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

rocket-powered blow job

max, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

as someone kinda said upthread, bj's are special and appreciated and I'm not going to be ungrateful, but hopefully they're not once-a-year special!

kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

grand slam blow job, with fireworks

Mr. Que, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

blowjob in fenway during the playoffs

max, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

btw, happy b-day tomorrow milo!

(buttsecks not included)

kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

if you had a time machine, she could go back in time and give you your FIRST blowjob

making memories is the best gift of all!

river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://dallaspenn.com/pics/albums/album01/Total_recall_0.jpg

river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

blowjob while dinosaur watches

Mr. Que, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

wait strike that

Mr. Que, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

three months is New Year's Eve

gabbneb, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

dinosaur pony ride

river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ NEW SONG TITLE FOR BAND, THANKS ME

river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

passes to go ATV riding, skiing, horsebacking
one-day lessons at a race driving school

Granny Dainger, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

2 tickets to paradise

Granny Dainger, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

ugh! fenway??? ban max

deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

velociraptor blowjob

milo z, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

Gift certificates for shit he likes. Anything else will get the pretend smile.

John Justen, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

You know the one, the one he had the last time you bought him something thoughtful.

John Justen, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

a robot

Granny Dainger, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

that gives bjs

Granny Dainger, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

Hm, well, he is fascinated by those Roombas.

Jaq, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

hot sauce
bbq stuff
dry-aged beef

Granny Dainger, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

blowjob in fenway during the playoffs WATCHING THE YANKS BEAT THE SOX

-- max, Friday, September 28, 2007 2:32 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fixed

max, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

haha the only team i hate more than rsox

deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

you on the pill
a glass bowl/bong
a joint and a lighter placed by his chair in front of the tv

Granny Dainger, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

Mars, bitches!

gabbneb, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_Spacecraft

gabbneb, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

A comfy reading-chair k thx

Øystein, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

A robot to spy on my cats with

Michael White, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, I want that one too.

Jaq, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

at least take him out to dinner or buy him some candy or COOK him dinner

Cooking mention is hell of funny talking to Jaq, who out of heartly goodness mailed me LEFTOVER kitchen gear. Yay. Is like noting to Téodor Orezscu he should might cook something. Teehee.

Abbott, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

Not to say leftover=bad, as it's k-awesome stuffs, but that she has a lot of cooking accouterments.

Abbott, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Methinks Granny Dainger was just bemoaning his last birthday present of nothing but cold hard cash, poor thing no one cooks for him etc. It's not special special when I cook, because I cook all the time :-/ Not that Mr. Jaq doesn't like it or appreciate it or anything. The same with the dry-aged beef (freezer is full of it and the pastured pork and the extra-happy 'n tasty bug-eating chickens). I used to keep a list of weird little things he'd mention in passing, as ideas for future uses, but have sort of run out.

That said, I did come up with something special for this birthday, something he mentioned probably 2 years ago that he'd still want. Will report back as to whether it earned the fake smile or the Real Thing.

Jaq, Friday, 28 September 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

This, of course, in addition to the 50+1 to grow on blowjobs w/ fireworks.

Jaq, Friday, 28 September 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

I'm aware of the cooking prowess of Jaq, and I wasn't directing anything to her in particular. She wasn't one who mentioned cash.

Granny Dainger, Friday, 28 September 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

what i want.

chicago kevin, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

CASH is balls, all is well, all is true

Abbott, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

That brownie pan looks GODHEAD

Abbott, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

This is the most depressing goddamn thread on ILX. (to me)

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

blowjob while dinosaur watches

mr. que has a j mascis fetish?

chicago kevin, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

seen enough to eye Mr. Que
seen too much to try Mr. Que

milo z, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

a hug

max r, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

Well, the block of 10 piano lessons was met with small enthusiasm, but may be due to us being hung over this morning and still needing to haul a bunch of artwork from the old place and make Goodwill drop off runs and all that nonsense.

At least I didn't sign him up for AARP - that's what his sister's boyfriend did for her 50th birthday. What a guy.

Jaq, Sunday, 30 September 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

nine years pass...

lol in some cases driving lessons

Nearly 30 years old and haven't been to driving school

mmeg, Thursday, 9 February 2017 03:49 (eight years ago)


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