Sorority Poll

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What is the best sorority?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Tri Delt 2
Kappa (Kappa Alpha Gamma) 2
Chi-O (Alpha Chi Omega) 2
Theta (Kappa Alpha Theta) 1
DG (Delta Gamma) 1
Gamma Phi (Gamma Phi Beta) 1
Sigma Kappa 0
A O Pig (Alphi Omicron Pi) 0
KD (Kappa Delta) 0
AGD (Alpha Gamma Delta) 0
Pi Phi (Pi Alpha Phi) 0
Alpha Delta Pi0


wanko ergo sum, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

sorry Kappa = Kappa Kappa Gamma, this was from Lol College memory

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, at my school, the hottest sorority was either Theta, Pi Phi or Kappa. That is order of snootieness.

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

This would be a good place to ask if anybody has "Sorority Girl" by the Accelerators. I've been looking for that MP3 for a few years now.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

I've never heard of them what do they sing?

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

Obscure punk band, SoCal via Wyoming, started out as the Dirty Dogs. "Sorority Girl" was '78 or '79, really really rude lyrics.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

*blink*

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

You're not going to kill me are you?

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

Nah. Why, did you delete that song from your hard drive yesterday?

Rock Hardy, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

GET THOSE VOTES IN, ILX. SUPER SATURDAY BECKONS.

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

Chi-O because i lived in a Chi-o house for three weeks of my life.

gr8080, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

the DGs were the super-hott credit-card-with-high limits designer label wearing coke fiends

gr8080, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

Gr@dy, I'm sure you heard the Chi O song to the tune of "Heigh Ho," right? Everybody's heard that one, right?

Rock Hardy, Friday, 7 September 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

No.

But one night i was "their bar" with some of them and Who Let The Dog's Out came on the sound system. Before I knew what was happening, all the bar tenders began removing everything that was sitting on the bar, completely clearing the entire bar. Then like six or seven of these girls jumped up on the bar and started dancing to the song. They all started making the owl-face thing you can do by making an OK sign with each hand:

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/59/15/23501559.jpg

then inverting both hands and placing them over your face, so that your eyes are peeking through the circles made by your thumb and pointer, and your other fingertips are resting along your jaw line. They began chanting:

WHOOO LET THE OWLS OUT?!??!
HOOT! HOOT! HOOT, HOOT!!!!

WHOOO LET THE OWLS OUT?!??!
HOOT! HOOT! HOOT, HOOT!!!!

along to the song. After it was over, they dismounted and the barware was replaced.

the Chi-O mascot is an owl, btw.

gr8080, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

Mods how do I change votes?

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

these girls were also very big fans of the game where you take the bottom of your beer bottle and pop it on the top of someone else's, causing it to foam up and spill all over the place.

gr8080, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

It occurs to me now that at every frat party I attended in college, I willfully got so drunk I passed out. Like a mini suicide.

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

Chi O, Chi O, it's off to bed we go,
I paid my buck, I want my fuck,
Chi O, Chi O (Chi O Chi O)

2nd verse: "I paid my bread, I want some head"

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

unrelated college greek story:

my friend's frat was right next door to a dorm that housed primarily freshmen girls. this dorm was lovingly nicknamed the Virgin Megastore by all in the frat.

gr8080, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

Gamma Phi, my wife's sorority.

admrl, Saturday, 8 September 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

My sisters = Chi-O

I have an owl in my basement.

Tape Store, Saturday, 8 September 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

oops, sorry

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 8 September 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

Is your owl living or taxidermized?

I love owls. I liked the Chi-O story a lot better before I found out owl was their mascot, I hoped they just made up this owl thing out of owl love.

Abbott, Saturday, 8 September 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

Please tell more about sorority and fraternity parties. I want to hear about these "keggers".

The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 8 September 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com:8090/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=141&threadid=440

gr8080, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Saturday, 8 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

gr8080 great thread.

wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 9 September 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

i really thought my repping for Chi-O was going to shoot them to the top.

better luck next time, ladies.

gr8080, Sunday, 9 September 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

that song transcribing was off. there should have been 5 hoots.

;)

i was in a frat. i don't think we had a mascot? or if we did, i have no idea what it was.

tehresa, Sunday, 9 September 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)


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