Pete Doherty gives crack to a small cat

First to say:

I am the small cat.

perez hilton annoys the ever-loving shit out of me

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/crs_ep102_06a.jpg

Ah come ON, Kenan! He's the 00s Lester Bangs!

srsly, somebody kick his ass and make him cry

he does have the whole scumbag look all wrapped up

hahahahahaha wait

Whoa, that bad-job-of-Manic-Panic dude is the Perez Hilton? Am I misinterpreting this?

that is indeed him.

I am embarrassed for him. I am now more embarrassed for him knowing he was the bad-robot-dancing-dued on the last 3 minutes of the tv show I saw.

so is this:

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/unknown.jpg

God, does he dye his own fucking hair? Even I did a better job of it...at age 14.

You so can't dish on anyone when you've died your hair blue without bleaching enough first, leaving it a brassy faded green. YOU CAN'T DISH ON ANYONE WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT.

Adults who dye their hair like that just seem painfully out-of-date to me.

Esp. if they do it REALLY POORLY.

Perez is a class 'A' tool. I'm not sure why everyone is throwing money and TV appearances his way.

And his blog is horrifically lame, even by gossip blog standards. Dude doesn't even write anything, he just doodles in MS paint over shots taken by other people. Worthless.

yeah wtf is his thing with adding jizz dripping out of everyone's mouth? Not just crass, also stupid.

Didn’t really mean for this to turn into a bash Perez thread but yeah he’s fat.

my fault though for not seeing the other doherty thread in new answers.

Good crass = Mark Prindle
Bad crass = Perez Hilton

fuck pete doherty

Don't fuck the small cat

Hasn't Pete Doherty's small cat been taken away from him? I thought I read somewhere that they found traces of cocaine in its bloodstream after it was brought to the vet for something and so the vet wouldn't give it back to him.

Didn’t really mean for this to turn into a bash Perez thread but yeah he’s fat.

He's obese? I never noticed that.

I think he's hilarious. Also, he's got scoops way before some othe blogs/entertainment sites do. I used to read Pink Blog (or whatever it was called), but in a way it's funnier to read Perez cause h's quite catty and he can take a punch too. Because he's fat.

more cushion for the punchin'

i'm sorry, i don't think he's hilarious. We had a brief tryst, but it's over. Now mostly he makes me wish he did not exist.

Then don't visit his god damn site, Kenan! :-)

I AM THE SMALL CAT LET ME TELL YOU OF MY CHILDHOOD

btw that celebrity rapping show is ingenious

Then don't visit his god damn site, Kenan! :-)

this is fair and true. :(

Maybe the cat is Doherty's dealer.

I AM THE SMALL CAT LET ME TELL YOU OF MY CHILDHOOD

yeah, kanye just gets worse and worse, doesn't he?

id put the odds that kanye and p doherty have enjoyed cocaine together at abt 6/1