Temporary HSTNGS THRD to be used until Ned gets his rampaging libido in check.

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John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Quit undressing me with your eyes, Raggett.

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Or with your anything else, for that matter.

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure you'll be safe here, John.

Oh wait...

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'M NOT A PIECE OF MEAT.

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

omg, the retorts I am biting back.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

MY EYES ARE UP HERE, SARA, UP HERE.

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

Knock it off, I have to get this sliver out of your toe.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

If there's a sliver in your eye, that's your own problem.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

sure, blame the victim. I see how it is.

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

HOLD STILL AND STOP COMPLAINING

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

DON'T MAKE ME START ANOTHER SAFE ZONE THREAD TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR ADVANCES AS WELL.

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

"Advances" and "resisting temptation to chop off your toe" are two very different things, John.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

I NEED AN ADULT.

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

I need a drink.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

Well, for me that's kind of implied by being conscious.

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

Somehow for me it seems directly related to talking to you.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

UCI OUT OF MY UTERUS.

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

I knew there was something different about you...

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not wearing pants.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 10 September 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

Tell us something new, dude.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Are you wearing a dress, FB?

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/clinton/FBIreceipt.jpg

John Justen, Monday, 10 September 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

Ew, John, stop hitting on FB under the pretext of being Presidential. Cuz that's just weird.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 September 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

NOT SAFE! NOT SAFE!

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

This thread really doesn't need my rampaging libido.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

Now I'm wondering which do.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure your libido would fit in better there.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

This thread needs Ned's unmitigated spleen. That, and Sara's unrelenting bile. And something about John's colon.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

We can build a robot!

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

TRANSHASTINGS

...more than meets the eye

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

It's all so clear. Why didn't we see it before?!

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

...drunkards in disguise

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

It's a great theme song, but so far the disguise is pretty thin.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

I want to be a drill press that transforms into tiered patio.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

I thought you were already...?

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

Speaking of a thin disguise.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

It's the tiering that gives it away. The drill press part is very convincing.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

See, now you're hitting on FB.

John Justen, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

GIVE IT A REST, STALKER.

John Justen, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

I would never hit on FB because I suspect we're RELATED John.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

Of course I don't expect you to understand that, Scurvy.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kronowit.com/projects/index_files/drillpress.gif

John Justen, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

That is a persuasive argument, John, and I will consider it carefully.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe he just wrote that.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

Just when you think you know a person.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)


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