K-K-K-K-K-KING OF SNAKE

need to do the Barking version ("hey fellow dancer great times doing it")

mogoose and...

http://www.shaolinchowka.com/shaolin-kung-fu-forms/hand/pose/2.jpg

too many good answers to pick just one

i picked ( at midnight everybody dancing on the street here ) but am immediately regretting not picking ( strong food and strong drink at midnight )

is this an underworld thread?

it is a snake thread

snake fighting IS very scary so i voted for that one

dopeman and...

STRONG FOOD AND STRONG DRINK

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-05/blood-of-cobra.jpg

SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE

play a snake game on yr nokiaaaaa

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pW2JWagMxKk

/\ this is kenan in ten years

/\ this is kenan in ten years

(fixed)

you forgot to make "Boa vs Python" an option!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Boavspython.jpg

lol copter is all "all this fighting? over moi?"

copter is coming all over python's face

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

( like vodka ), because it sort of sounds like "like a boca."

Where is the "Tom and Jerry" line?

( like vodka ), because it sort of sounds like "like a boca."

( snake fighting its very scary )

OTM, that's why I voted for it.

God, I love this song.

Explode mystic dove, explode

Where is the "Tom and Jerry" line?

That is not a part of this poll.

exactly.

japanese man talking bits only

OK.

"( set it on fire )" <--- When is this ever not OTM?

Snake and Snake 2

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

YES!

one time tom put the entirety of the king of snake ep on a jukebox at a bar we were at. this same bar later got pissy at I DIED and 69 for putting on two (2) rick astley songs. DESPITE their apparently pro "entirety of king of snake ep including all mixes ever" stance.

That bar OTM.

re-ordering of poll options --> instant remix

Astley's chief flaw is never making a song where he just shouts "SNAKE"

wait--that is true

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And SNAKE

OTM!!!

My heart starts aching
My hands keep shaking
And you know, you know, you know

It would take a strong, strong man
To ever let you go (SNAKE)
To ever let you go

Okay guys, there isn't a single song out there that cannot be improved by mentally splicing Karl H shouting "SNAKE" into it.

So tell me what you want
What you really really want
I'll tell you what I want
What I really really want
I wanna (SNAKE)
I wanna (SNAKE)
I wanna (SNAKE)
I wanna (SNAKE)
I said I really really really wanna
Zig-ah zig-AH!

Awesome thread.

I hope you know, I hope you know (SNAKE)
That this has nothing to do with you (SNAKE)
It's personal, Myself and I (SNAKE)
We've got some straightenin' out to do (SNAKE)
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket (SNAKE)
But Ive got to get a move on with my life (SNAKE)
Its time to be a big girl now (SNAKE)
And big girls don't cry (SNAKE)
Don't cry (SNAKE)
Don't cry (SNAKE)
Don't cry (SNAKE)

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of SNAKE
The Ace of SNAKE

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all the same to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of SNAKE
The Ace of SNAKE

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!

Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of SNAKE
The Ace of SNAKE

SNAKE aint no religious cult
SNAKE means thinking for yourself
You aint hardcore cos you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your head

Nazi punks
Nazi punks
Nazi punks SNAKE!

Nazi punks
Nazi punks
Nazi punks SNAKE!

If youve come to fight, get outa here
You aint no better than the bouncers
We aint trying to be police
When you ape the cops it aint SNAKE

Repeat chorus

Ten guys jump one, what a man
You fight each other, the police SNAKE wins
Stab your backs when you trash our halls
Trash a bank if youve got real balls

You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your SNAKE
Theyre coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich youll be the first to go

Repeat chorus

Youll be the first to go
Youll be the first to go
Youll be the first to go
Unless you SNAKE

Everytime I walk down the street - SNAKE
When I see a woman that I'd like to beat - SNAKE
When I think of blood I think of love - SNAKE
When I think of blood I think of love - SNAKE

Oh, I got SNAKE
Oh, I got SNAKE
Oh, I got SNAKE
Oh, I got SNAKE

When I set a house on fire - SNAKE
Once a liver, now she's a dier - SNAKE
When I dig a hole in the ground - SNAKE
When I hear that death punk sound- SNAKE

Oh, I got SNAKE
Oh, I got SNAKE
Oh, I got SNAKE
Oh, I got SNAKE

Take the SNAKE heads bowling, take them bowling

When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine.
So I called reception but to no avail
That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale.
It went bang - I said shut up

It went bang - I said rap up.
Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk.
He said captain
I said SNAKE

{Refrain:}
He said captain
I said SNAKE
He said captain
I said SNAKE
He said captain
I said SNAKE d'ya want

Once a lifetime
Twice a day
If you don't work you get no pay.

I been to the east
I been to the west

But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.

Well
Hello Adam
Where you been?
I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean

I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad
'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad.

{au Refrain}

He said captain
I said SNAKE
He said captain
I said SNAKE
He said captain
I said SNAKE
He said captain
I said SNAKE

{au Refrain, x2}

He said captain
I said SNAKE
He said captain
I said SNAKE
He said captain
I said SNAKE
He said captain
I said SNAKE

{au Refrain, x2}

I said SNAKE...

He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh ohhh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

You're the one givin' up the love
Anytime he needs it
But you turn your back and then he's off
and runnin' with the crowd
You're the one to sacrifice
Anything to please him
Do you really think he thinks about you
when he's out

He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh ohhh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

It was only late last night
He was out there sneakin'
Then he called you up to check that you
were waiting by the phone
All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh ohh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

Rap:
How come how come he can he can tell-a tell-a you're-a you're-a
Always always number number one without a doubt
(He's he's one one cold cold snake snake)
When-a when-a he is he is always always squirmin' squirmin'
Like a little snake under-a e-ver-y-a rock
(No no give give, all all take take)
You've been you've been workin' workin' on the on the love
And he's been only only playing undercover all the while
(One one smooth smooth sharp sharp tongue tongue)
Take a take another 'nother look into his eyes
(He he just just talks)
And you will on-ly see a rep-tile

You could find somebody better girl
He could only make you cry
You deserve somebody better girl
He's c-cold as ice

He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh ohhhh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh ohh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--(repeat to fade)

I DO NOT KNOW THIS "KING OF SNAKE" SONG WHAT YOU ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT ;_; ;_;

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don't sweat it, this thread has ceased being funny xpost

I blame myself

elmo, you can claim it any way you want but the captain sensible post is hilarious.

I am kind of shocked and appalled that John doesn't know "King of Snake".

hey elmo I have an idea let's tag team going on every thread that isn't funny anymore and see if we can get them all done by next month. Should probably put a moratorium on people starting new ones while we're at it or we'll never finish though

Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAKEEEEE!

I am kind of shocked and appalled that John doesn't know "King of Snake".

sorry tombot, but the emperor hadn't any clothes (i.e. you could see his SNAKE)

sorry to poop yr party, no hard feelings i hope

what the hell are you two boys doing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUSZWwnoVj0 <--- single edit

Also anyone who can poop an entire party is mad impressive to me.

do you pop out at parties

ALLY U R HERO :)

Not for anything on this thread, but the passing of teh snake info.

okay wtf, can you not get youtube in the archaic caveman meeting point that is where you are right now

that you tube isn't DEDICATED to john, tho

SNAKE
isn't everything
isn't every thin-hin-hing.
SNAKE
isn't everything
isn't every thin-hin-hing.
SNAKE

SNAKE

SNAKE

okay wtf, can you not get youtube in the archaic caveman meeting point that is where you are right now

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, September 12, 2007 7:00 PM (Yesterday)

everyone in the world thinks i'm kidding about having DIALUP INTERNET at work, don't they.

YES WE DO

There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's the same old thing as yesterday
There's a black hat caught in a high tree top
There's a flag pole rag and the wind won't stop

I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of snake

There's a little black spot on the sun today
(That's my soul up there)
It's the same old thing as yesterday
(That's my soul up there)
There's a black hat caught in a high tree top
(That's my soul up there)
There's a flag pole rag and the wind won't stop
(That's my soul up there)

I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that youll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of snake

There's a fossil that's trapped in a high cliff wall
(That's my soul up there)
There's a dead salmon frozen in a waterfall
(That's my soul up there)
There's a blue whale beached by a springtide's ebb
(That's my soul up there)
There's a butterfly trapped in a spider's web
(That's my soul up there)

I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that youll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of snake

There's a king on a throne with his eyes torn out
There's a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt
Thers a rich man sleeping on a golden bed
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread

King of snake

There's a red fox thorn by a huntsman's pack
(That's my soul up there)
There's a black winged gull with a broken back
(That's my soul up there)
There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's the same old thing as yesterday

I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of snake

King of snake
King of snake
King of snake
Ill always be king of snake
Ill always be king of snake
Ill always be king of snake...

thumbs UP

Good work.

jeez, why was i being such a hater back there? oof

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no SNAKE

If I should die before I wake
It's 'cause you took my breath away
Losing you is like living in a world with no SNAKE
Oh

I'm here alone, didn't wanna leave
My heart won't move, it's incomplete
Wish there was a way that I can make you understand

But how do you expect me
to live alone with just me
'Cause my world revolves around you
It's so hard for me to breathe

(Chorus:)
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no SNAKE
Can't live, can't breathe with no SNAKE
It's how I feel when I know you ain't there
It's no SNAKE, no SNAKE
Got me out here in the water so deep
Tell me how you gonna be without me
If you ain't here, I just can't breathe
It's no SNAKE, no SNAKE

No SNAKE, SNAKE
No SNAKE, SNAKE
No SNAKE, SNAKE
No SNAKE, SNAKE

I walked, I ran, I jumped, I flew
Right off the ground to float to you
There's no gravity to hold me down for real

But somehow I'm still alive inside
You took my breath, but I survived
I don't know how, but I don't even care

So how do you expect me
to live alone with just me
'Cause my world revolves around you
It's so hard for me to breathe

(Chorus)

No SNAKE, SNAKE
No SNAKE, SNAKE
No SNAKE, SNAKE
No SNAKE, SNAKE
No more
It's no SNAKE, no SNAKE

(Chorus x2)

No SNAKE, SNAKE
No SNAKE, SNAKE
No SNAKE, SNAKE
No SNAKE, SNAKE

SNAKE

dogman and the king of

SNAKE

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/underworld20100612/snake1.jpg

SNAKE

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/underworld20100612/snake2.jpg

24 HOURS WITH THE KING OF SNAKE

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/underworld20100612/snake3.jpg

set it on fire.