How to Ruin Your Headphones but Feel Good About It Afterward

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
So today in Chicago it is snowing prettily but mercilessly, to the extent that there is a palpable presence bearing down on you: all afternoon a fluffy barrage of immense flake-clusters came tumbling down, as if it were raining throw pillows. Seriously: this snow was constant and massive.

I underestimated it. I was walking to the cafe around the corner to get some breakfast -- and I mean literally around the corner, i.e. I need not even cross a street to get there -- and the sort distance convinced me that my headphones would remain below critical levels of wetness. I am at a loss as to why the short distance didn't also convince me that there was no real point in even listening to music along the way. That said, I nonetheless walked down the stairs listening to solo piano versions of Satie's Gymnopedies, starting the walk with #1 just moving into its non-trademark portions.

Lovely! Honestly: "Gymnopedie #1" in massive slow-falling still-virgin snow? Substitute the auto-repair shop and the awfull obedience-school-slash-kennel (this thing has turned our entire block into a crapyard) for an abandoned barn and a meandering creek, and the whole thing would have been like a Wyndham Hill sampler come to life. Only pleasant.

I bought the headphones in San Francisco's Chinatown for $25, about which I barely bothered to haggle 'cause it wasn't a bad deal at all. I learned thereafter that it was indeed a bad deal, as the headphones I got were definitively not the headphones I was shown, but rather a model down, lacking the on-wire volume control and more comfortable fit of the model I thought I was purchasing. All of this is now irrelevant, though, because I apparently got a little bit shall we say "distracted" toward the end of the first Gymnopedie and wound up just sort of standing in place for long enough for the headphones to soak through and short out.

R.I.P., rip-off headphones. It was worth it, though.

Nitsuh, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Headphones are a ticket to another universe. Turn volume up xtremely hi. See with your ears and suck with your fingers. See lights flash backwards.

helenfordsdale, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

FYI: breakfast was delicious and immediately followed by chocolate cake, and on the way home I had fun with a buzzy-clippy shorting-out version of "Gymnopedie #2" which was maybe even better than the Family Fodder's version.

Tomorrow I am going to go to the hilarious "Who Wants to be a DJ?" store I usually get headphones at and probably invest in some superfab $75-$100 set (justification: they're for recording use! only the best for my music!). Please don't post and point out that any headphones that cost under $700 are obviously for amateurs, as that doesn't really help me at all.

Nitsuh, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love my Sennheiser HD25 headphones. They go so loud if need be.

David Inglesfield, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Also, and I swear this is the last amendment: wouldn't it be great if you all used this thread to talk about your personal attachments to and sagas concerning your consumer electronics? It would give me an excuse to talk about how much I love the $15 toy keyboard I got in Times Square last month (with one-touch Gymnopedie #1 playback).

Nitsuh, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Curse you, David -- those look great but list at $259! It would take me a year to write enough songs to justify those under the "recording" rubric.

Nitsuh, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

personal attachments
Pervert. ;-)

helenfordsdale, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

They're worth it though.

Or there's another model - can't remember the exact name...it's HD25 plus 'SP' or something. They look very similar and they're supposed to be almost as good, but they're half the price!!! I couldn't really get a straight answer from the salesman as to what the difference was. I think perhaps the build isn't quite so rugged. Price wasn't an issue for me at the time (would be now) so I went 'top-of-the-range' as it were.

David Inglesfield, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Kids, take it from me. Continuous exposure to high volumes through headphones will puncture your eardrums. There is nothing as unbeautiful as tinnitu

Momus, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

s...

Momus, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No need to remind me of that. The Kitchens of Distinction gave me a low-level case in 1995.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

B-b-but Momus, I listen at sensible manufacturer-recommended decibel levels!

Actually, I programmatically started reducing listening volume a little while ago, and am now tuned into fairly decent levels for most things. I already have one terrible ear-pressure condition (anyone who met me in Chicago or New York and thought I had some sort of facial tic -- no, it's just this ear thing), so I'm trying to avoid anything further.

Nitsuh, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

grado headphones are nice, although probably not good in the snow.

paul barclay, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Continuous exposure to high volumes through headphones will puncture your eardrums.

I remember reading that Pete Townshend blamed his hearing problems on long transatlantic flights in the 60s with headphones on full throughout.

I used to abuse my eardrums but I'm far more sensible now. Luckily I seem to have suffered no ill effects (no tinnitus). It's nice to whack the headphones up for short periods though.

David Inglesfield, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I recently bough these 100$ sony headphone s taht really woof eth air hard but I think i prefer a smaler driver that just pretends to be bassy with equalisation

mike hanle y, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I just soldered a little repair in my headphones today. Yeah!! (I like Grado phones)

Ron Hudson, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Grado is the way to go for 70-100 dollar headphones. I picked up either 60's or 80's for that price and I love them.

Todd Burns, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Here's me with my headphone cord all off-kilter because one side is shorter now because I had to cut some off and re-solder it.

http://home.earthlink.net/~rjameshudson/images/kid_head02.jpg

(original headphone kid from Yo-Yo Records)

Ron Hudson, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh, no, he's going to talk about music.

Funny, though, that Nitsuh should talk about listening to Satie, as I experienced his works (consciously) for the first time - did NOT know that Gymnopedies #1 was that particular piece of music. Very nice. (Family Fodder? Whahuh?)

David Raposa, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nitsuh: Chinatown is famous for the "rip-off bargain": Fab deal, til one foot lands outside of the shop door...

$70 to 100 for headphones? Part of me is slightly jealous of you, Todd:>

Re: that frightening "tinnitus" monster: After I'd seen Siouxsie and the Banshees at their last show (in the mid-90's at Roseland Ballroom in NYC), my ears didn't stop ringing for two days straight. Didn't help that I had been up front, next to the speakers...Thank god it seemed to disappear, by mid-week.

Lesson learned? Earplugs in the hip pocket;>

Is it fair to talk about those 'toys' we want, but don't yet have? I still have to consider my answers. Yet, I open the floor to the rest of you....?

Nichole Graham, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Chinatown is famous for the "rip-off bargain"

I like to think of myself as, you know, savvy with such things, or at least cautious when I know I'm not savvy. My only other Chinatown purchase, years ago, was a fabulous watch that's been worth every penny. And these headphones would have been well worth it had they actually given me the headphones I asked and paid for. So they are less rip-off artists than just outright item-switching thieves. I suppose I should allow for the slim possibility that it was just a mistake ... but that's far less fun.

Nitsuh, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Last year I was on my way into college one day and the whole way I thought that the road had loose chippings or something because there was stuff hitting off the passenger door side of the car making alot of noise. But then later I drove out for lunch and there was still the noise, and I started thinking something was loose on the wheel perhaps.

Alas when I got home I realised my earphones had been caught in the door all day and streaming behind the car gloriously. It must have been funny for the people who were laughing at me.

Ronan, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Get soem Sony MDR-EX70LP's. They go right inside your ear and are closed-back so they block-out all outside, so you can enjoy your music in peace and get hit by that bus.

Graham, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

outside = outside noise, but it works both ways.

Graham, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

anyone ever hear of Sony mdr -530? headphones????

mike hanle y, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Graham: Earbuds? Eww!

Actually, it might be my ear-pressure problem that makes earbuds such a horrible experience for me. Still, though, everything's so tinny and compressed on them ... and they're so uncomfortable!

Nitsuh, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Graham: Earbuds? Eww! Actually, it might be my ear-pressure problem that makes earbuds such a horrible experience for me. Still, though, everything's so tinny and compressed on them ... and they're so uncomfortable!

Ah, but the earbuds that Graham mentions (the EX-70LPs) sit someway into yr ear canal (which may not be any more good news on the comfort front), and come with three different-sized attachments (i.e. experiment and choose one pair) to provide the bass-enhancing world- excluding seal. Get 'em right and they need no bass boost from the playback device. Like a cheaper version of those fancy Etymotics things.

I use Grado SR-125s at home. Being supra-aural, they're not all that comfortable, but they do sound the business.

Michael Jones, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've got Philips Horizontal ones. They look nice and are dead comfy but because they have a plastic part that goes behind your ear my hair always gets caught in them. Still.......

Ronan, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.