In this thread, all the movie summaries should be in the haiku form

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Cypher
Nerdy white boy or
Bad ass motherfucker?
I don't know who I am.
(alt:Let me bang Lucy Liu)

Mysterious Skin
SWM seeking
Threesome with minors
Abductees or hustlers, please.

Battle of Algiers
Rocking the casbah with bombs
Beware of "French" women
And beret dude.

Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 14 September 2007 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Revive!

4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days
Oh my God, that's sick
Jesus Christ, that is far worse
Hope that dinner's good.

There Will Be Blood
So will there be blood?
Really? Because I'm waiting.
Okay, I'm finished.

Zodiac
I think it's that guy.
Wait! Maybe this guy instead.
No, I'm sure: that guy.

Fanfare
Cows floating downstream
Marching band rivals run amok
Dutch Tati-esque fun

Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 31 August 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

revive denied.

s1ocki, Sunday, 31 August 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't realize you had sole veto power. My, how things have changed.

Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 31 August 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Damn, this is fucked up.
Y'all greedy motherfuckers.
Sophocles n shit.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 31 August 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

The Dark Knight
I'll make this pencil
Disappear as I bash your
Head in with fast cuts

(alt)
Do I look like the
Kind of guy that has a plan?
Yes, actually.

Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 31 August 2008 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

Knocked Up
Wait, really? Oh fuck.
Hmm, I don't like pregnant sex.
Endings all cliched
("Deleted" line: Superbad meets the stunt vadge)

Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 31 August 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)


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