This is the thread where we talk like DEREK AND CLIVE

Well, you know, there was this man walking down the street, an' 'e looks at me, y'know, like 'e knows something. The cunt. So I says to 'im, "Stop fucking looking at me like that, you fucking cunt". An' 'e gets all huffy, and gives me this other look. An' 'e was getting on my fucking nerves by now, the fucking jumped-up cunt, so I goes and gives the fucker the beating of his life. What a fucking cunt.

(The full 23-minute version of "The Horn" is a fucking cuntabulous work of profane art, if you're curious about the car-crash conversation that is D&C.)

You give me the fucking horn. You cunt.

I tell you who also give me the horn. That George W. Bush.

Every time he comes on telly, I have to have a fucking wank.

Hello cunt. You stupid cunt. You clicked on this thread, a fucking hyperlink, expecting...comedy or y'know something from cunting ILX posters.

But you don't fucking realise you cunt that there's fuck all here.

Yeah. Cunts.

http://open.spotify.com/album/74r2T4vgOUqKKxGQxNScTh

Spotify? You cunt.

"Fucking Spotify, I'll give you Spotify, Spotify this, you cunt."

Arseholes.

Derek and Clive:
#Ohhhhhhh… he’s got…

Clive:
#… COVID in his false teeth, got COVID in his wig
He’s got COVID in his fucking knob, he thinks it’s fucking big
His knob is full of COVID, the thing is falling off
And worst of all, the worst of it, he’s got this fucking cough

:D

"I wish him luck – at the same time I wish him a strange sort of happiness... death."

Cumt.

(As they often seem to pronounce it)