Do you ever feel a strange pang of disappointment when you seem to be about to sneeze, but then don't sneeze?

Sometimes I get this with throwing up too.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Fortunately, my sneezes can be activated by bright lights, so I can usually pull it off. I'll never be a fighter pilot, though.

hm yeah maybe "the bizarre euphoria that follows an hour's vomiting - C or D" is a thread in its own right

^^^was that ted maul at the paedophile-burning?

almost certainly

Losing a sneeze is bad but losing a yawn is worse.

I like to wait until someone is about to yawn then distract them. It's possible to drive someone to tears with this. Try it, you might get hit!

I hate people who pull childish shit like that far more than losing a sneeze/yawn/whatever.

But yes, I do love to complete the sneeze when it comes on. Sneezus Interruptus = evil.

Fortunately, my sneezes can be activated by bright lights

This is true for most of the human race. Look at the sun when you feel a sneeze, and it'll happen.

Don't look directly into the sun, you dildo.

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