The Simpsons moment that best sums up ILX

"There's only one word for this - idiocy"

"D'arrr, not a looker among 'em"

d'oh

Evelyn: Well, I wonder where Marge could be? She's missing her own initiation.
Susan: I hope she didn't take my attempt to destroy her too seriously. [slurps her drink loudly]

"are you being sarcastic, dude?"

"i don't even know anymore"

"I've wasted my life."

"USA! USA! USA!"

"Alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems."

"Homer there's a family of possums in here!"

"I call the big one Dommy P"

that moment when it wasn't as good as it used to be.

Moe
It's like my dad always said: eventually, everybody gets shot.

Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

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Marge: Homer, it's easy to criticize.
Homer: Fun, too.

"Dad, you don't understand!"
"Lisa, just because I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't understand"

Actual answer = anything involving the comic book guy.

Tracer OTMFM.

I was just coming to post that.

Marge: Someone's here to help Homer.
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, it's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist!
Marge: IT'S NOT BATMAN!

ilxor: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
other ilxors: Booooo!
ilxor: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too!

"Instead of one big-shot controlling all the media, now there's a thousand freaks Xeroxing their worthless opinions"

ftw

"bwahaha, ol' painty can Ned"

The Simpsons moment that best sums up WDYLL:

"*whistles* "Ow ow! wink, wink, hubba hubba!"

http://base58.com/ilx/hubba.jpg

tracer's quote for SURE.

Homer: Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold right over there.
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.

''My eyes! The goggles do nothing!''

"It stank then, and it stinks now"

oldcoot.com

Old gray mare just ain't what it used to be. . .

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"Son, if something's hard, it's not worth doing. Now let's go inside and watch T.V."
"What's on?"
"It doesn't matter."

Guy N. Cognito: Excuse me, my good man, might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Get out of here, Homer!
Guy N. Cognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy N. Cognito.
[Homer walks past Moe's, despondent. From inside comes the sound of Guy N. Cognito getting beaten up, and he's thrown unconscious into the street]
Homer: Oh, my God, this man is my exact double!
[a small, fluffy-tailed dog walks by]
Homer: That dog has a fluffy tail!
[Homer leaves Guy and starts pursuing the dog]
Homer: Come here, fluff

Ned Flanders: ...Maude and I sell religious book rugs over the Internet!
Homer: Internet, eh?
Ned Flanders: Yes, indeedy! Making some good scratch, too!
Homer: Scratch, eh?
Ned Flanders: Yep!
Homer: Maude, eh?

who/what is the ILX equivalent of Poochie?

Conor Smedley

LJ

Esteban

who is ilx homer

who/what is the ILX equivalent of Poochie?

noize bored

Agent: Baron von Wortzenberger, on behalf of the American people, I apologize for...
Baron: Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der art things, huh? I must get back to Dancecentrum in Struttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.
[the agent is storing the paintings in the trunk]
Baron: Hey, und dummkopf! Watch out for the CD-changer in my trunk, eh? Idiot.
[hops in the car, turns on the radio and drives away]
Abe: I guess he deserves it more than I do. Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook...
Bart: You never were, Grampa.
Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed.
Bart: I won't get embarrassed; I don't care who knows I love my Grampa.
[both hug]
Baron: Hey, fun boys, get a room!

"are you being sarcastic, dude?"

"i don't even know anymore"

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, September 18, 2007 10:45 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Within the first five posts, well done, sir.

"i've wasted my life" OTM

Any clip show episode = threads with Simpsons quotes.

Damn all the ones I would have said are already here.

Lisa: You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners!
Homer: Well, you haven't heard the last of them!

Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
Bart: But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us.
Marge: Hmm...
Lisa: No, Mom, he's right. takes off shoe Observe: [throws it at Bart. Marge laughs involuntarily; Lisa and Bart laugh too.
Marge: Oh, my! Lisa, go to your room.

tracer nailed it, obv. But this is good too:

Homer: 'Ignoramus?' That means I'm stupid, doesn't it?
Artie Ziff: There's a difference between ignorance and stupidity.
Homer: Not to me there isn't, you...ignoramus!

Lisa: You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners!
Homer: Well, you haven't heard the last of them!

-- King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 03:29

Now that I think about it, that's the Simpsons moment that best sums up 1p3.

surprised no-one said

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Homer: Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold right over there.
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.

-- luna, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:32 (Yesterday) Link

lol

"Evelyn: Well, I wonder where Marge could be? She's missing her own initiation.
Susan: I hope she didn't take my attempt to destroy her too seriously. [slurps her drink loudly]"

This is one of my favourite things ever. Except that all my friends say I'm like Susan.