How to lose a facial sneer

Unzip your pants.

wear a cycle helmet in the supermarket

Date an Italian woman.

don't fight your destiny Carlos

hahahahaha. my grandma has the same thing. my mom's always like, WHY do you look so glum? and she's like i'm NOT glum it's just my FACE

Who is this Carlos? I like his style.

Worst gimmick poster for ages

show us a picture

People wear braces to force their teeth into shape, right? Just come up with a similar contraption using paperclips and elastic bands. Wear it for a year to get the full benefit.

billy idol had a sneer and he did pretty well for himself. think like billy idol.

But Billy Idol had a rock career - which he squandered

If I am irritating people with questons, I shall desist

don't be disheartened, Carlos, the only people who would possibly be irritated by yr questions are those with insufficient imagination and aptitude to think up questions themselves!

i am not sure Idol did squander his career did he?

*sounds of grinding axe continue in BG *

Carlos, post on WDYLL thread and we will judge your sneer accordingly.

Sorry blueski, I am too shy to take a photo of myself, I look very miserable and frightened, even when I am not. It is annoying when people say 'cheer up!"

EMBRACE THE SNEER!!!

"i am not sure Idol did squander his career did he?"

If you think busking on a plane in front of the camera a career move, he's up there.

Botox will even you out.

You do know Billy Idol made an X-mas album last year, right? The mind reels.

I'd imagine your mind continuously reeling if I could be bothered

If you're serious about it, the only way to fix your face is good old fashioned practice in front of a mirror. Daily. For more than 15 minutes. Figure out how your muscles need to feel for you to stop sneering and practice throughout the day, maybe carry a reflective surface of some sort to try and "catch" yourself sneering. I used to do this really childish half-smile that I've been ironing out recently, and that's just how you do it.

I love my inane grin! Don't knock default facial compositions...

terrifying, genuinely xp

Billy Idol made an X-mas album last year

with his 1988 hit Hot in the City revamped as Cold in the City. and instead of 'tonight! he sang 'frostbite!.

i quite like my smile in a mirror, it's just in front of a camera that i have this awful half-sneer.

THANK YOU WILL!! and that is also just the one half of my face which is affected. Is it working well for you so far?

how to lose a facial sneer-

stop looking at poor people.

http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/torture/cheney.jpg

i have this problem too. i just roll with it.

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Yeah, I am getting a lot better. The thing is, that asymmetrical half-smile is really EASY, because all of your facial muscles are used to doing it. Once you start forcing yourself to do something else, it gets easier because THOSE muscles get stronger. It's the same as fixing your posture-- you just have to remember to keep doing it, and it gets easier.