rallying cry of the age
― gff, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)
"Are you taping this?"
― carne asada, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)
what did i do wrong
― river wolf, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)
"I'm not resisting!" (resistingly)
― StanM, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://i19.tinypic.com/5yvvrwh.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
every thread needs those chicks
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
i am deeply in love w/the middle one
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
me 2 but i will let you hit on her first if i can have 3some with other 2
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)
yah ok np just make sure to finish up that paper first
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)
I don't mean this in a sexist way, but OMG THOSE MIDDLE BOOBIES *drool*
― StanM, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)
Srsly, what kind of dumbass says "Don't tase me, bro!" to a pissed-off black man with a taser?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
(also the middle one is Queen Butterface)
no way bro (r u holding taser?)
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)
this is going to end up as a snorg shirt i just know it
― gff, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)
In 37 years of public appearances, through wars, protests and highly emotional events, I have never had a dialogue end this way. I believe I could have handled the situation without interruption, but I do not know what warnings or other exchanges transpired between the young man and the police prior to his barging to the front of the line and their intervention. I asked the police to allow me to answer the question and was in the process of responding when he was taken into custody. I was not aware that a taser was used until after I left the building. I hope that neither the student nor any of the police were injured. I regret enormously that a good healthy discussion was interrupted.
― gff, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)
lol robot
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)
far r scares me with radioactive tanlines.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)
J Frankenkerry, liberal
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)
finished jhøsh lets go get some bikini babes
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)
awes
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)
I don't think the chick in the middle is butterface. She's pretty cute-and has a great rack.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)
The "tase me bro" guy made an ass out of himself, but he'll get his (undeserved) 15 minutes of fame out of it. Maybe they should have shot him instead.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
go fuck a whore
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not sure that "HOW DO I SHOT BRO" has the makings of a meme.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)
The rack in the middle is good, not great.
― paulhw, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
the middle one is nice
the one on the right looks exactly like jake gyllenhaal
― river wolf, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
"don't tase me, bro":
http://i11.tinypic.com/3z8f9r6.jpg
― StanM, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
xpost hahahahahaha oh god thats unpleasant
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)
It's definitely a great, not good, rack.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)
u guys are being a little gross here w/yr technical specs and all
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
So ... does Al Gore not have Secret Service protection anymore?
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
lolz
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
lol no wait i meant "go fuck a whore"
we can't, the ones we can pay have been arrested :-(
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/14140253/detail.html
― StanM, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)
it's already spawned multiple facebook groups:
http://bbk.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4886897485
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)
damn those are some sexy ass hookers with A- racks where do i sign up to fuck them
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)
The arresting officers are taking a leave of abscess pending the investigation.
lol
― DG, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)
ahh i cant look at the one on the right anymore THANKS EVAN
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)
this is her,right? http://64.90.166.24/files/heidi_blog_7.jpg
― carne asada, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)
wau! but who is the middle girl
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)
http://photos-623.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v66/108/61/14500086/n14500086_30419623_1992.jpg
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)
dude i am not the middle girl
― max, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)
unfortunate xpost. girl on left reminded me of that pic but she needs to up the sassy quotient to compete.
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa295/slugbert/provenbyscience.jpg
i think it's the same nose or something. no disrespect.
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
Wow, that picture is getting less hot by the minute.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
says you
― gff, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)
Now all we need to do is figure out who the dude in the middle is.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
Isn't Ned the go-to guy for this kind of thing anymore?
― StanM, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)
he has a better rack though
― carne asada, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)
The dude in the middle looks like one of my college friends, actually! (Only with breasts.)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/bromance-and-the-hills-star-tasered-during-bar-fight-with-joe-francis-9449.php
― carne asada, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news/local/story/Police-Used-Taser-on-10-Year-Old-Girl-in-Arkansas/TmJF90vcV0iCT_hYQHl1Gg.cspx?rss=59
― goole, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)
apparently he did not like being kicked in the nuts. huh.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)
so basically everything in that story from head to toe is fucked up
kudos to the parents for using their emotionally-disturbed child as a weapon against each other btw
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
Now the town's mayor is calling for an investigation into whether the Taser use was appropriate.
WTF is wrong with this people???
― one boob is free with one (daavid), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
http://rawstory.com/2009/01/chicago-cop-tasered-diabetic-seizure-11-times/
― mad people slept on this one (stevie), Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
what ever happened to dont taze me bro kid
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
lolcops xpost
― moron oil (Gukbe), Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
The kid attends my university!
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
He walked into the newsroom yesterday.
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)
don't leave us hanging bro
― greg dulli appointed feduhral mahshulls (goole), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)
I wasn't here, but my boss told me he tried to lecture students on "real" journalism. "The New York Times doesn't report news; it MAKES it." He was asked to leave before the secretary called Public Safety. I'm pretty sure he wanted more punishment.
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)
"don't tape us, bros"
http://www.overcomingbias.com/2010/06/will-we-allow-recording-police.htmlhttp://gizmodo.com/5553765/are-cameras-the-new-guns
― goole, Friday, 11 June 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
ah fer fux sake
increasingly widespread* videorecording of cops was one of the few aspects of america 2k10 that made me sorta proud. ohhhh lord ACLU, supreme court, please talk to these suckers.
*: relatively speaking, and with obvious social/class disparities -- good luck if yr e.g. a homeless dude without a videophone
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Friday, 11 June 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
Devo says "don't tase me, bro" on their new album
<3
― akontenderizer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 June 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
Don't tase me, bro.
― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
bzzt
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2010/08/kid_pushes_cop.html
― sax reed (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 August 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)
smart guy
― J0rdan S., Friday, 13 August 2010 05:26 (fifteen years ago)
I can't believe it, the cops totally overreacted and definitely violated this kid's rights. And right in front of the Hummus Corner, too.
― How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
Is that a misspelling of human commissioner?
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)
'tase me bro', essentially
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 13 August 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)
There's a hummus meme going on all over the Brooklyn Vegan comments section and I have no idea where it started or what it means
\b\vegan
― sax reed (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 August 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
"Don’t merchandize-taze us, Hasbro"
― LAMBDA LAMBDA LANDA (Beatrix Kiddo), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
this needs to be our rolling "police and prosecutor overreach and violence" thread. balko links go here!
because this one really set me off. holy fuck
http://www.theagitator.com/2011/02/17/the-criminalization-of-borat/
― goole, Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)
guy seems like a total moron but I can't see how those charges will stick
― never meant to heart anyone (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)
i can totally see them sticking!
― goole, Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)
He used to visit our newsroom fairly often in 2009 and '10.
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)
it's not like being put up for a felony child sex offense doesn't ruin your damn life anyway...
xp, who did?
― goole, Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)
sweet jesus felony 20years????
― ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
I dunno - it hinges on the jury accepting that his overdubbing constitutes the creation of child pornography. which seems kinda tricky to pull off to me
― never meant to heart anyone (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
I guess it could tho... kinda depends on what he overdubbed I suppose
http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/09/15/3371906/fort-worth-man-gets-life-sentence.html#my-headlines-default
man shoplifts a walmart
knocks over a man running out of the store
the knocked-over man dies of "end-stage liver cirrhosis"
jury convicts the shoplifter of aggravated robberty
the judge sentences him to life.
― banana mogul (goole), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
the penultimate justice
― max, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― kid ᒓᴥᒔ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
http://bcove.me/vye7vkom
trainwreck 20 y/o gets it. review board clears cop. officer staunchly claims he'd def do it again.
― I Want to Edit My Profile... (Hunt3r), Sunday, 19 February 2012 05:47 (thirteen years ago)
WHAT. THE. FUCK. ???
Breaking news: Lancashire police apologise after blind man with white stick was Tasered by officers who mistook it for samurai sword. More details soon...
Lancashire police apologise after blind man with white stick was Tasered by officers who mistook it for samurai sword. More details soon...
― jiff boycott (NickB), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 13:04 (thirteen years ago)
Well that's a perfectly reasonable mistake
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
Oh wait a second, IT'S NOT
C'mon, he might have been Zatoichi. Can't be too careful with this kind of thing. Police just did what any of us would have done in the same situation IMO.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 13:10 (thirteen years ago)
They're heroes, really.
Tbh if I'd known one of the perks was tasing the blind, I'd have gone to the police academy years ago
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 13:14 (thirteen years ago)
Can't imagine how terrifying this must have been, fuck
― jiff boycott (NickB), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)
Apparently the police were investigating reports of a man carrying a sword and some trigger-happy PC tasered this old guy instead. Saw from behind that he was carrying something, shouted at him to stop and when he didn't, he got zapped and cuffed.
― jiff boycott (NickB), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)
Come on guys, we're not getting the whole story here.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__gI1_0QOxMI/SX1RkU8S0JI/AAAAAAAAAnU/kWTlrhSAUXM/s320/Blind_Fury.jpg
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.hanzoswords.com/assets/images/blind_zatoichi_affordable.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)
First they came for the flash mobbers...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N8znhEhxl3s
― Fetchboy, Friday, 12 April 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)
― The Internet, The Twenty-First Century 1:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post
― schlump, Friday, 12 April 2013 01:55 (twelve years ago)
"Cosby quips to security, 'Don't tase me, bro' before court"
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/12508d0cb56a4984bbef27dcbe2f6160
― Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 15:15 (nine years ago)
He's still got it
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)
anyone who says 'don't tase me bro' should be instantly tasered imo
― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)