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"Yesterday I woke up sucking a _______" (fill in the blank)

Inspired by an interesting chat.

Dan Perry, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

...baloon animal.

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a large mans cock .

anthony, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

...thumb?

electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Why don't you remember my _______?"

Dan Perry, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

enormous and talented tongue?

electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

penchant for poor poets?

Kim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

big hit, "Creep"?

electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought this thread would have some Thom-on-Johnny action.

Nicole, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"...but I'm playing with myself..."

electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You could always add some, Nicole...

Dan Perry, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Just because I expected to see some doesn't mean I have the need to create some.

Nicole, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

By suggesting it, you have created it. Now imagine their throbbing guitars in their hands...

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It would be SPECTACULARLY difficult to play a guitar that was continually throbbing

electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thus proving the talent and skill of the band.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ReverieFilm: I'm all alone in this boy's club
IanAtBrown: the problem is it's sunday night
ethANP2 3: but they're girly boys
ethANP2 3: if you want to invite your radiohead pornopal her prescence would be greatly appreciated
toy keyboard: who's girly?
ReverieFilm: she's not online
ReverieFilm: and when she does come online we shall start on the next chapter of our slash
ethANP2 3: but she will just be confused and not get our references
ethANP2 3: SLASH
ethANP2 3: it is a radiohead/gnr crossover porno
toy keyboard: well, that gives new meaning to Slash's Snakepit.
ReverieFilm: no
IanAtBrown: hmm that actually sounds good
ethANP2 3: thom shuddered silently as slash licked his left eye
ReverieFilm: haha, no
DeXness: IEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
toy keyboard: AWESOME
Epicharmus: Oh. Eww. Arg.
toy keyboard: thom yorke and slash having sex is the best thing i've thought about all week
ReverieFilm: you're making me choke, Ethan. :)
toy keyboard: i think they'd make a good couple
DeXness: Wouldn't it be great if all slash fiction had to include Slash?
Epicharmus: Both of them are different poles of unattractive.
toy keyboard: mike: yes :P brb.
ethANP2 3: BWAH BWAH BWHA! he screamed. 'what?', asked slash. ICE AGE COMING!!!
Epicharmus: You mean like Star Trek ones and shit?
DeXness: Yep!
ethANP2 3: slash spit violently
DeXness: ETHAN YOU ARE KILLING ME.
DeXness: I almost sprayed vodka/Mountain Dew on my moniter!
Epicharmus: "Hey pointy-eared dude, I'm from the 20th Century and I'm here to party!"
ethANP2 3: 'bend over', said thom, 'tonight i want everything in its WRONG PLACE'
ethANP2 3: wait now it's just radiohead porn
DeXness: "Yesterday I woke sucking a..."
ethANP2 3: HAHAHA
ethANP2 3: classic dan
ethANP2 3: classic

Melissa W, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was actually starting to wonder when Mel might appear..

electric sound of jim, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't expect her to appear quite this way, mind you.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how do you do this chat thing ?

anthony, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"fake plastic _______" and "little 'row boat'" respectively.

Graham, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony it is aol instant messanger, you should really get it.

ethan, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Does this explain why Thom Yorke has a wonky eye?

Pete, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...
This is the top result for the Google search "Ned Raggett +porn". HA!

Dan Perry, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I aim to please.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jade?

chris, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

twelve years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByP0XOwCQAAhd98.jpg

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)

"Wow! This fun house mirror is really distorted!"
"I was about to say the same thing!"

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)


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