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"Yesterday I woke up sucking a _______" (fill in the blank)

Inspired by an interesting chat.

― Dan Perry, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...baloon animal.

― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a large mans cock .

― anthony, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...thumb?

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Why don't you remember my _______?"

― Dan Perry, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

enormous and talented tongue?

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

penchant for poor poets?

― Kim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

big hit, "Creep"?

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought this thread would have some Thom-on-Johnny action.

― Nicole, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"...but I'm playing with myself..."

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You could always add some, Nicole...

― Dan Perry, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just because I expected to see some doesn't mean I have the need to create some.

― Nicole, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

By suggesting it, you have created it. Now imagine their throbbing guitars in their hands...

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It would be SPECTACULARLY difficult to play a guitar that was continually throbbing

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thus proving the talent and skill of the band.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ReverieFilm: I'm all alone in this boy's club
IanAtBrown: the problem is it's sunday night
ethANP2 3: but they're girly boys
ethANP2 3: if you want to invite your radiohead pornopal her prescence would be greatly appreciated
toy keyboard: who's girly?
ReverieFilm: she's not online
ReverieFilm: and when she does come online we shall start on the next chapter of our slash
ethANP2 3: but she will just be confused and not get our references
ethANP2 3: SLASH
ethANP2 3: it is a radiohead/gnr crossover porno
toy keyboard: well, that gives new meaning to Slash's Snakepit.
ReverieFilm: no
IanAtBrown: hmm that actually sounds good
ethANP2 3: thom shuddered silently as slash licked his left eye
ReverieFilm: haha, no
DeXness: IEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
toy keyboard: AWESOME
Epicharmus: Oh. Eww. Arg.
toy keyboard: thom yorke and slash having sex is the best thing i've thought about all week
ReverieFilm: you're making me choke, Ethan. :)
toy keyboard: i think they'd make a good couple
DeXness: Wouldn't it be great if all slash fiction had to include Slash?
Epicharmus: Both of them are different poles of unattractive.
toy keyboard: mike: yes :P brb.
ethANP2 3: BWAH BWAH BWHA! he screamed. 'what?', asked slash. ICE AGE COMING!!!
Epicharmus: You mean like Star Trek ones and shit?
DeXness: Yep!
ethANP2 3: slash spit violently
DeXness: ETHAN YOU ARE KILLING ME.
DeXness: I almost sprayed vodka/Mountain Dew on my moniter!
Epicharmus: "Hey pointy-eared dude, I'm from the 20th Century and I'm here to party!"
ethANP2 3: 'bend over', said thom, 'tonight i want everything in its WRONG PLACE'
ethANP2 3: wait now it's just radiohead porn
DeXness: "Yesterday I woke sucking a..."
ethANP2 3: HAHAHA
ethANP2 3: classic dan
ethANP2 3: classic

― Melissa W, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was actually starting to wonder when Mel might appear..

― electric sound of jim, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I didn't expect her to appear quite this way, mind you.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how do you do this chat thing ?

― anthony, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"fake plastic _______" and "little 'row boat'" respectively.

― Graham, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

anthony it is aol instant messanger, you should really get it.

― ethan, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does this explain why Thom Yorke has a wonky eye?

― Pete, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...

This is the top result for the Google search "Ned Raggett +porn". HA!

― Dan Perry, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I aim to please.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jade?

― chris, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

twelve years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByP0XOwCQAAhd98.jpg

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)

"Wow! This fun house mirror is really distorted!"
"I was about to say the same thing!"

― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

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